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I added you.

Hi.  I have to add you back in retaliation, you know--it's thye policy.

LOL Good. We can make each other miserable equally, then.

I added you because I like how rational you are, and how blunt you are, when dealing with others. I've been blogging here for 4 years now, so i've seen you around a lot. And I like the way you and cardigan interact with each other. Its this blunt easiness, and I really dig that. Hopefully we can chat about a lil sumpin sumpin sometime soon.

- Jayme

Equal misery seems fair.

 

cardigan and I have known each other for over 25 years, since back when we both had a lot more hair.

A lot more hair...where?

Head hair, I mean.  I haven't had the rest of me waxed, and I don't think there's enough wax in North America to de-hair him.

Ah, so his blog name is derived from the fact that his back's so hairy, it looks like he's wearing a cardigan. Duly noted.

It's impressive...I mean really impressive.

Wayyy to funny and full of insperation Today was the first time I actually read your profile and its beyond words. In a good way

I'm glad you added that it was in a good way, 'cuz some people think it's proof I've evaded the mental health authorities for way too long.

XD Dude!!!

Here's the statistics!!

I became a Hot Or Not member yesterday, and I've already gotten 72 ratings, my average is 7.2, and I'm hotter than 69% of women on the site!! XD How fucking hilarious is that?!?!?

As I recall, women get a lot more activity than men on HoN--I think I had less than a hundred for the whole run, however long that was.  My average was 6-point-something, and I was in the top half--probably indicating that it was mostly desperate middle-aged women doing the rating.

 

I'll have to go on and see if you appear in the lineup--I think it's weighted so that newer is more often.

 

 

XD Desperate middle-aged women.

That's so funny!

 

That would make sense, otherwise, who would know you're there? 

No...it's pretty damn sad, actually.

 

I didn't come across you.  Did you give a (slightly inflated) age?

Of course I did!! They don't let 16 year olds on there, so I said I was 18.

That's the section I was looking in--I'll have to try again.  Even though some of them write things like "no one over 25," which makes me feel like I'm a dirty old man for even being there.

 

I used to see pics that I'd swear they couldn't be more than 13 or 14...not that I'm real good at judging ages, so I could have been wrong.

XD Well, make sure you let me know when you find meeee.... =)

 

It's okay to feel that way, although you shouldn't, because there's age groups for everyone.

 

They probably were that young. Little tramps. XD I mean, I'm not 18, but I could be, I've got the mindset and looks (I believe). Besides, I'm probably destined to look this way for a few more years to come, I've pretty much stopped growing. X\

Still no luck, unless you look remarkably dissimilar to the pics you've had on here.

 

I'm in the "Over 40" age group...this is the catch-all group for the elderly.

 

Most girls seem to get to wherever they're going in growth by 16--or earlier.  Ex-Wife#2's daughter could have passed for 18 when she was 13, or even 12--it was kind of scary, especially since she had a maturity level of about 8 on a good day.

 

On the other hand, I saw a news story that had a girl who was 20, and I would have put her at 13 and would have believed 12.  She'd had two kids, though, so she was evidently just young-looking.

Yeah, I knew about how you pretty much hit your peak around my age.

 

Haha, I'm glad my maturity level surpasses my age.

 

I guess I'm gonna look like a kid for awhile then...

 

Well, I'm sure you'll find my pic sometime....

At the end of the day, everybody just looks like themselves.  Unless they're identical twins--then they look like somebody else.

0_o I can't imagine having a twin. I can't imagine there being someone else who looks just like me. It's mind boggling.

Years ago I was sort of half-watching the local newscast one evening, and a story came on about some sort of public meeting somewhere about something.  It wasn't something I knew anything about or cared about at all, so I glanced at it and started to turn away...

 

...and there I was in the audience.  Me.  Or my non-existant identical twin.  It was just for a second, and then I/he was gone.

 

That was in the early '90s; to this day I don't know if I really saw what I thought I saw.  But it made enough of an impression on me that I've never forgotten it.

My dad's seen people in his life who he could've sworn was someone he knew, but he knew it wasn't them. And he's got this kind of saying where he believes there's a twin for everyone out there. I've even seen the "twin" to a few of my friends. It's really trippy. I have to see myself though. That's a crazy story you've got right there, and it's so weird how some things will just have that lasting impression on you.

The doppleganger-for-everyone theory...I've heard of that as well.  I would no doubt disbelieve it--I disbelieve most things, as a matter of policy--but my own experience leaves me in an inferior disbelieving position, so I'll call it unproven.

Yeah, I hella believe in it. And I know that one day I'll spot myself somewhere and either I'll say something to her or won't be able to catch up. 0_o

hey, you can go read my blog. there's an interesting question you might want to answer. just something fun to think about.

Hi there! Josie asked me to add you to my network so you can see our trip pics! enjoy!

Moosealot

Have you noticed that people do stuff Josie asks them too, but she doesn't do stuff that people ask her to do?  Or does she send you naked pics?  'Cuz she never sends me a single one.

 

Anyway, hi, and I'll add you back.

You're such a dork Richard. 

 

Val will politely ignore your question because she's my niece and you recall how you felt when your ex-wife mentioned your sister's corset, well Val does the same thing.  I am not a sexual being in her eyes, if she comes across a post where I'm talking about that stuff, she covers her eyes and yells out, "LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!"

 

Oh, and mindful of her, she's sneaky and packs a mean sarcastic punch every now and then.  I taught her well.

Hey jos!

 

 

I resemble that remark. lol

The truth hurts baby, the truth hurts! 

 

Actually, I think sarcasnm is a fine family trait.  It's something we should be proud of, hold your head high young Mooch, hold your head high! 

actually I am holding my head higher because I moved my flat screen computer monitor up higher so I wouldn't slouch so much. now when I sit up my eye line is dead center with the screen

 

 

ahhhhh....sarcasm....feel the burn....

you recall how you felt when your ex-wife mentioned your sister's corset, well Val does the same thing.

She is appalled that my sister would have a corset too?

I am not a sexual being in her eyes

So who does she think you stole your dughter from?  Or did you go with the old "stork" explanation?

if she comes across a post where I'm talking about that stuff, she covers her eyes and yells out, "LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!"

Thank goodness she doesn't yell "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEEALIDOCIOUS!" or something, because that might make people look at her funny.

Trust me people look at Val like she's funny for lots of reasons.