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I know we're your only friends (lol on this blog I mean!) but I freaking love how every day on your "recent visitors" plugin on your blog it's only me and scott. haha. we totally look like we stalk you.
LMAO@ me thinking this comment was SO going in a different direction!
*stops crying now*
*stops crying now*
lol i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Muah! Love you too you little minx.
check THIS out.
Hope you're feeling alright!
I had to take a week to sleep it off! LOL I finally feel a bit better today, then BOOM I start my period. Woohoo! (nawt!)
OHMY look at this cute bitch's face!!
and the cat!! I have to show you a picture I took with my(well he is at my parents house lol so I guess he is theirs) cat! Hopefully you didn't already see it, I'll post it on your blog.
You DO have some kitty pics! I luffs me some kitty pics. I have 5 cats total, and the pics of them take up half my hard drive. LOL
And thank you, sir!
And thank you, sir!
here is the favorite picture of my cat--chip:
HAHA! I love it! The yawn is the epitome of a kitty.
ALSO: what are your cats' names?
my parents(I just moved out at the beginning of this year) have two cats and a dog
cats:
chip, ruby
dog:
lily
LOL They're all distinguished, all-American names, so normal and classy. I, on the other hand, gave my cats stupid and embarrassing names. 
My cats are, oldest to youngest;
Maceo, who became Beefcake, who is now Beefy
Kitty Austin
Dookie Lou
Tiny Belly
Vinny the Ninny
We also have a dog named McLovin.
My cats are, oldest to youngest;
Maceo, who became Beefcake, who is now Beefy
Kitty Austin
Dookie Lou
Tiny Belly
Vinny the Ninny
We also have a dog named McLovin.
I lovelovelove Beefy!
for the record: Ruby has the nickname: "bitch"
He was James' cat in 1999, but then James moved out to live with me, and the apartment we had couldn't take pets, so he left him with him mother until she moved out of state a few years ago, and then we took him back.
When I was a kid we had a HUGE 20lbs cat named Leon. I could hardly pick him up! I had to put my arms under his stomach and LIFT him lol
LOL! That's so fucking funny. Beefy is mostly all hair and will slide right through your hands. But most of the hair is on his belly, so MY GOD he looks like he's at the very least 30-40 pounds. I love the fatties.
I always wanted an all black cat! 
but I don't think I will ever actually have pets on my own.
Why's that?
I would not want to take care of them lol-- SPOILED BRAT!
I MIGHT get a cat someday, but that would probably be if I have a family and such. I do not think I would like a dog..I like how cats are independent and such.
Having a dog is a fuckload of work, it really is. It's more than I can handle, though to be fair, taking a shower is too much for me to handle. LOL We only have him because I stole him from his owner when he was a tiny puppy. (Long story. LOL)
It's good that you realize you don't want to take care of an animal, and admit it. That's admirable. It's like people who know they would make a lousy parent have kids anyway. That is just SO fucked up.
It's good that you realize you don't want to take care of an animal, and admit it. That's admirable. It's like people who know they would make a lousy parent have kids anyway. That is just SO fucked up.
lol I go to my parents every sunday for laundry. They got Lily this Janurary, and at first when she was a puppy I really liked her, and played with her often...and she would sleep on the couch with me:
(by the way I am not really sleeping.. I was the one who took this picture..I am such a fucking fraud!)
But then she developed the habit ot jumping up and biting(not REALLY biting but still annoying) and I am so over this dog lol
And I think I already told you what makes me want to have kids lol
It pays to be fraudulent in this case because that is just superadorable! I would totally pimp that pic out to prospective booty calls. LOL
Steeni's vag sauce? Or was that something that wanted to make you have something else?
Steeni's vag sauce? Or was that something that wanted to make you have something else?
lol'd at booty calls
lol! well whenever I see a little kid(like under 10) being ignored by their parents or their parents are just mean I feel HORRIBLE and then want a kid so I would never do that kind of thing lol
but I am pretty sure that it will just depend on if the person I am with wants kids...this is not set in stone yet though haha
I never did do the booty call thing. I was 17 when I met James, and he was my first, so...I wasn't doing things most teenagers do now, thank god.
That's so funny because that's why I have animals. I take every animal I can get because I know that no one can treat them as good as I can.
I'm glad you also know how important a good partner is. If only more people would fucking THINK before procreating. Grrr!
That's so funny because that's why I have animals. I take every animal I can get because I know that no one can treat them as good as I can.
I'm glad you also know how important a good partner is. If only more people would fucking THINK before procreating. Grrr!
I went a while to where I did not imagine having a husband(lol I always assume--still do--that I will live in a country that allows same sex marriage) ever.
Then on some random day it seemed, I decided that I did infact want a husband, and now the only thing I debate is if I want children.
If I could be given the guarantee that my kids would turn out like you and Steeni, I would have had kids. But I was too scared that my kid was going to turn out to be a psycho or so hateful I couldn't love him/her. No one really thinks about that aspect. It's always, "What if my child is hurt!?" It's never, "What if my child is the one doing the hurting?"
AND FUCK!FUCK! I just replied to a post with this name. Son of a bitch. I will never learn. Heh. Hopefully no one is paying attention.
AND FUCK!FUCK! I just replied to a post with this name. Son of a bitch. I will never learn. Heh. Hopefully no one is paying attention.
lol well I hope that you kids would not talk to each other like me and Steeni do! awkward!
I am a big environment over nature type thing, I think (generally of course) if the parents are good and attentive then the kids will be decent.
I think there is a big problem with parents not paying attention to their kids..and instead just throwing rules and spying techniqes on them.
--lol excuse me for getting into this rant, BUT:
I kind of get annoyed that parents want to constantly watch over their kids. My computer use was never monitored and I probably seen it all on the internet before I was 14. I was smart enough not to give out my number, address, ect ect and I think parents should teach their kids these kinds of things instead of watching over them..that just drives kids to rebel I think.
I could not agree with you more. Love trumps ALL. Nothing is better for your child than your love, acceptance, and patience. Kids are treated like nothing more than nuisances, distracting parents from the good stuff in life. I hate that! If you teach your children well and they truly believe you love them, you won't have to set such strict rules and boundaries. You can't talk down to them and yell at them, they won't hear that. I don't get why parents treat their kids like they're not even people. Makes zero sense to me.
Exactly, kids are treated like nuisances! EXACTLY.
I also hate how parents just ignore things like sex and such..well I hate how society ignored it and nudity. You can go buy a gun(of 5?) all over the place but god forbid they show some boobs on CBS. Because boobs CORRUPT OUR CHILDREN I suppose.
My parents never discused sex with me, my dad KIND OF mentioned it when I was 14(and it was when I was going to hang out with a girl lol he had nothing to worry about!) and by then I already knew everything(like mentioned above, thank you internet). They are pretty easy going with many things but I am uncomfortable when sex is even hinted at around them! lol
That's so true. Did you read about how McLovin (during the filming of Superbad) had to have his mother on set every second he was filming his scenes with the girl, but the parents had no problems whatsoever with underage drinking and drug use? WTF!?
I don't get where people think sex is some evil thing that only sick fucks do. It's the same as anything else: when you're educated on the subject, you are more likely to make responsible choices. I don't see how it makes sense to just sit at home and hope your kids aren't fucking (when you know they are) rather than having some honest conversations with them that could LITERALLY save their lives.
In my case, my dad molested me, so...you can imagine the atmosphere in my house when I got to be a teenager. Sex was dirty, don't be a whore, look at all these stupid whores, you don't want to be a stupid whore do you? They thought if they voiced their disapproval strong enough, it would mean something. Pfft! I, luckily, didn't have an interest in sex because of the abuse and because I was already starting to get sicker and sicker. LOL Plus, I never trusted anyone enough to fuck them. I didn't have an interest in anything casual. If I wasn't going to marry you, I wasn't going to screw you. End of story.
When did you tell them you were gay?
I don't get where people think sex is some evil thing that only sick fucks do. It's the same as anything else: when you're educated on the subject, you are more likely to make responsible choices. I don't see how it makes sense to just sit at home and hope your kids aren't fucking (when you know they are) rather than having some honest conversations with them that could LITERALLY save their lives.
In my case, my dad molested me, so...you can imagine the atmosphere in my house when I got to be a teenager. Sex was dirty, don't be a whore, look at all these stupid whores, you don't want to be a stupid whore do you? They thought if they voiced their disapproval strong enough, it would mean something. Pfft! I, luckily, didn't have an interest in sex because of the abuse and because I was already starting to get sicker and sicker. LOL Plus, I never trusted anyone enough to fuck them. I didn't have an interest in anything casual. If I wasn't going to marry you, I wasn't going to screw you. End of story.
When did you tell them you were gay?
Yes, because telling your teenager "sex is bad, don't do it" is so helpful. How about tell them how to use a condom, the chance of getting pregnant(or if you're lucky and have a gay child, you don't need to worry about this!!), and about STDs.
god people still think you can solve problems by just doing a stupid/easy thing like saying it's bad.
I am sorry about your dad.
lol if my parents told me not to have sex I would not of listened at all..I never did(do) listen to their advice..I am very much "I'll make up my own mind" kind of person.
I will let you know.
*ignoring every other thing on this page*
WHAT!? Oh mah gawd. You have to tell me in AT LEAST 100 words why you haven't told them yet!
WHAT!? Oh mah gawd. You have to tell me in AT LEAST 100 words why you haven't told them yet!
lol WELL
It basically comes to I do not know how they(mostly my dad..how typical) would act. I'm from a very rural part of Pennsylvania...and gays, like blacks, ECT, are not a tolerted people.
I actually didn't finally realize I was really gay until like 16ish. I used to want a wife and such(lol) and then I morphed into thinking I was bisexual, then finally realized I was gay. It was kind of a shock whenever it hit me--"wow, I am one of those people...not accepted by everyone" and how life would probably be.
Now, I will sound like a spoiled brat, I am afraid how they will react. I fear they will cut me off and thus I would have to quit school. I cannot comprehend ending school..in my mind school is all I have, without it I am nothing.
Before I thought of never telling them, but I have changed in the past year and have become closer to the idea that I will when I finish university.
lol at I didn't think I would meet your word quota but I think I did.
That totally makes sense, absolutely. That's not being spoiled, that's fucking practical, my friend. Not only because you need and deserve an education, but it would change your life quite possibly for the worse, and that's not okay. At least not now when you don't have a supportive partner or people to rely on. I thought you were hiding, but that's not even close to what this is.
At one point I considered hiding..but like I mentioned I have changed this past year and have gradually aquired a more "I don't give a fuck" attitude.
It helps that I am living in the more liberal city now, and people don't make a second glance at you lol
I am pushing myself so hard to join the gay alliance type club/organization at PITT this semester. Just so I could be in something(with "my people"! lol) and have more stuff to do. I think I am going to do it, I just need to tell myself that I "NEED" to do it.
But if I do, then it could become possible that they will find out(through gossip and such, my hometown is only 30 miles outside the city). I have considered it kind of just happen that way.
"so Mrs. Jones said this"
"yeah...so?"
lol I would hate to see the look my dad would give me.
I should make it clear that it would just make me uncomfortable. I do not feel any type of connection with my parents(MUCH less my extended family--only child) and never have any desire to "impress" or "please" them. I frankly would not care if they are disappointed in me.
Oh you should totally do it! What a fantastic way to meet people and find stuff to do. I would do it even being straight, shit. I think you and "your people" would have a blast. LOL You have a lot to bring to the table, and I think you do owe it to "your people" to lend your voice and your talent to the cause, and the fun. It would be a shame for "your people" not to have you on "their" side. Plus, you would make excellent connections and it would be a great way to network and get your name out there, parents be damned. I would be proud to have a son who was intelligent and confident and doing something with his life and gay than have a useless, stupid, lazy son who was straight.
thank you! this and your previous comment made me feel better.
I want to do it, I keep telling myself I HAVE to do it. It's my way to force myself to do it. I just need to get the guts and walk in and fucking sign up or whatever the hell you do at the thing lol..I think they have a kind of event where all the clubs and such are out and you can go around to them or something? I dunno..I'll see hopefully!
I so hope you do! I would love to hear all about that. I never made it to the meetings here for the GLBT chapter here in town because I was too sick to go, but I always wished I could have made it. I'll support any group who promotes positivity and awareness and acceptance. That's one thing I think my parents for. They showed me how NOT to act, which might have even been better than showing me how TO act!
lol I am so different from my parents we often say they brought home the wrong kid!
I am different from my entire family I should say, especially on my dad's side..they're all the same. UGH I hate it!
I'm adopted, so...trust me, I totally feel you on that one! I still avoid all family gatherings of any kind and rarely answer the phone if anyone calls for anything. Fuck THAT shit, man. I would be treated better in a concentration camp.
I DREAD the holidays because I usually have to make an appearance for ONE of them. I usually pick thanksgiving lol then skip out on christmas and easter.
God, going over to my dad's family for the holidays has been horrible the past year since I started at PITT. My two cousins(late 20s) went to penn state and just assume they know everything. I didn't fucking ask for their advice OR the opinion for that matter so back the hell off.
They just seem so condescending, and I can't stand people thinking I am stupid.
That's what's SO fucking awesome about being married: he tells his family he has to go to my family's house, and I tell my family I have to go to HIS family's house. FUCKYEAH. 
I don't understand how you can treat people like theyre stupid. Sure, think people are stupid all you want, but why do people have to act so superior? I don't get it. Funny thing is, though, the people who act like they're smarter are just insecure fucktards. You should pity them for having to put you down to make themselves feel better. What tools.
I never go because I have a big mouth. Hey, bitch, don't start none, won't be none.
I don't understand how you can treat people like theyre stupid. Sure, think people are stupid all you want, but why do people have to act so superior? I don't get it. Funny thing is, though, the people who act like they're smarter are just insecure fucktards. You should pity them for having to put you down to make themselves feel better. What tools.
I never go because I have a big mouth. Hey, bitch, don't start none, won't be none.
lol I ALWAYS assume anybody who thinks they're better looking/smarter/ect than everyone else just has low self-esteem and are trying to convince themselves.
I think if you really believe it, then you don't feel the need to prove it to anyone.
My thoughts exactly. It's still just as fucking frustrating, but you're exactly right.
lol these are my thoughts with men in big trucks.
I drive a small car, I DON'T NEED TO PROVE MY DICK IS BIG.
Well, that's true..but a pic for Steeni would be nice, prude!
psh, a picture of it? what if I run for political office someday?!? It'll come back!
lol at a liberal gay athiest actually being elected.
That's true, because I would totally hack Steeni's shit and sell it...
...back to Steeni.
...back to Steeni.
lol, do you like Lady Gaga??
Her music, or...?
yes, her music lol
p-p-poker face!
I hate to admit it, but yeah, I loooooooooove her shizz. I think she's sososososo ridculous, but you have to admire her dedication to her crafts: her music and her performance art.
I love her music, I love how she is so creative, and UNIQUE and she sings LIVE all the time.
But I sometimes I cannot stand how much she can come off as a BITCH.
I feel the same way, I think she is SO incredibly talented, and in all facets of life, definitely not just music.
I would also like it if I could take her more seriously. I wish she could be someone to respect and admire, but she keeps saying ridiculous things that make her less respectable. I'm not talking about being a whore, I have zero problems with anything sexual of any kind. I just mean that she doesn't give straight answers and is really irritating. It would be nice to have someone who could be so talented and amazing who actually acted like a human being. THAT, to me, is something to aspire to me. That, to me, is the whole package.
I would also like it if I could take her more seriously. I wish she could be someone to respect and admire, but she keeps saying ridiculous things that make her less respectable. I'm not talking about being a whore, I have zero problems with anything sexual of any kind. I just mean that she doesn't give straight answers and is really irritating. It would be nice to have someone who could be so talented and amazing who actually acted like a human being. THAT, to me, is something to aspire to me. That, to me, is the whole package.
She fast become one of my favorites, I bought her entire album which I rarely ever do.
I found her when she become a hit in Australia and Canada but not here, so I got her entire album on iTunes for $7.99 and now it's 9.99!
ughh yes sometimes in interviews she is just a fucking PR DISASTER.
Do you think she dreams as her given name, or does she even dream as Lady Gaga? What about when she shits before bedtime? Is she still Gaga even then?
Stefani died when The Fame reached the top 10!
I'm thinking so, too.
Let me ask you. What do you think of this trend the last 10 years of NO LIPSTICK? Because I will tell you right now, I cannot STAND IT when bitches go around with their lips the same color as the rest of their orange faces! I want. To sream. It's so ugly!
Let me ask you. What do you think of this trend the last 10 years of NO LIPSTICK? Because I will tell you right now, I cannot STAND IT when bitches go around with their lips the same color as the rest of their orange faces! I want. To sream. It's so ugly!
I love red lipstick!
and ugghhh at orange fake tans. I'm pale as it gets, PALE AND PROUD.
I'm white as hell, too, and prefer to be that way because I would look utterly ridiculous any darker. I don't get how people with millions of dollars LOOK WORSE THAN I DO.And what's worse, they pay out the ass to look that way. How can people close to them not tell them what turdfucks they are for being orange? I would never let my husband leave the house looking like that simply because I actually care about him. LOL I also used to jump his ass if a hair was out of place and didn't realize it until we were already at the bar. SHARING CRITICISM IS CARING.
SHARING CRITICISM IS CARING.lol I would never want anyone with a fake tan, it just looks horrible..like you said
BUT I just love darker skin.
Oh, absolutely. I love a natural, dark, smooth look. I was watching fitchy 's video blog and he's got some REALLY nice skin goin on over there. LOL
lol Arab men are my favorite(lol at how that sounds)...I hope to find one someday! Or something close at least!
ugh and yeah I know love and all that.
So while I like the more acoustic road that a lot of artists have taken(I love Duffy, Amy Winehouse, ect) I do miss these types of performances..this is the gaga at Much Music Awards(Canada)..just an amazing PERFORMANCE that you do not see anymore. Ending is the best!!:
I have zero love for acoustic. ZERO. lol The only time I ever liked anything unplugged was Nirvana and REM.
I thought this performance was so fucking rad! I will always prefer this type of performance over anything else. She's SO great at being real and fabulous AT THE SAME TIME.
I thought this performance was so fucking rad! I will always prefer this type of performance over anything else. She's SO great at being real and fabulous AT THE SAME TIME.
I have two songs I think you will like. They're from Anouk, from The Netherlands:
And love the lyrics for this one:
Sorry it took so long to get back to you! Husband is very sick tonight.
I have to go comb my hair and do up some mousse and gel, but after that I shall listen.
I have to go comb my hair and do up some mousse and gel, but after that I shall listen.
Sorry to hear about your husband!
sounds good
Those lyrics are fucking BRILLIANT! AND I love the song. I was surprised. LOL
Listening to the other one now.
Listening to the other one now.
by the second one I imagine?
I know! the lyrics are amazing, lovelovelove them.
I'm starting to think that you have some sort of fucking sick sixth sense about music and don't listen to anything that sucks. I am a music snob like you don't even know, but your selections are ALWAYS good.
lol well I remembered you liked Lily's "Fuck You" and these(especially Modern World) are very similar!
and thank you!
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