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Hay people what can i say... i like alot of things and.....im new here i guess....:-) Favourite line 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". ?Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5.When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 20 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7.When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8.When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? My fav movie V for Vendettas line.... Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. – V's introduction to Evey Vi Veri Universum Vivus Vici (By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe),

 

 

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