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Hey everyone, just updating this thing. I'm now 18 obviously and everything is going well. I'd really like to have this thing edited by someone once in a while since I know someone's going to do so. According to Kelsey I'm an "Assmo", so if you see anything related to that word then you'll know she's talking about me. =O But yeah, I'm leaving it to you guys...but please, only edit this if you know me. That would save me useless deletion. -Brandon
Kelsey will always love me through thick or thin, through rain or shine.

BEST BAND EVER!
Hello earth angels. This is the unicorn formarly known as Kelsey here with the unimportant shiznit on my Brandon/Assmo.
Woot! He's 18 now!!! Legality's a good thing.
So sorry ladies, but he's permanently off the dusty market shelf. All those window shoppers were blind.
His mum makes bomb-ass pancakes and waffles. XD
His two main bands are HIM and Dragonforce.
I'm gonna be the one who breaks him of his fears, even if it means I have to throw him in the ocean tied (or not?) to a rope.
He loves cinnamon things about as much as he loves me. Damn, now I have to compete against cinnamon for his heart. Oh wait.... I've already got it in my pocket. ^_^
I swear he's such a junk food addict, yet he doesn't gain a pound. I hate him for it. XD
He insists on spelling everything the British way.
He plans on becoming a meteorologist, and I support his ass 100%.
We always talk about our future, and all I can tell you peeps is our new address will be in Tahoe one day. How fun.
Well, just as quickly as I came I am leaving. Have a bright cheery day and night and day and night and.... well, you get the picture.
Tootles! <3
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Hey Brandon, how are you?
You know Patrick Smith, yeah? Graduated from Dayton last year?...Anyway he told me that him and his friends used to make fun of you. If you ever see him again, make it a point to say that at least you have a bigger penis than him!!!
haha anyway, take care!!
P.S. When is your graduation???
You know Patrick Smith, yeah? Graduated from Dayton last year?...Anyway he told me that him and his friends used to make fun of you. If you ever see him again, make it a point to say that at least you have a bigger penis than him!!!
haha anyway, take care!!
P.S. When is your graduation???
Hey my loving lovliness, as you sleep so serenly like the smexy little angel you are I am eating cinnmon-laced Sun Chips, and I have to say, they are reallllllly good! =D Teehee, just thought I'd tell you since I'm bored out of my mind! I am so bored that rainbow confetti's spewing from my ears, nose, and mouth. XD
Anywho, I love you Assmo, and I'll talk to you later, guaranteed. ^_^
very amusing message you got there eh Brandon...
well i was going to tell you that HIM doesn't like to be called His Infernal Majesty so...
just telling you...don't be offended.
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