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In your profile picture is that a frickin'................nipple?!

lol yea, I thought it'd be funny.. and I was right!!

 

~Nik

yup

I guess you just have to have the right kind of personality to appreciate such dry humor.. lol

 

~Nik

Well I mean it's a frickin' nipple as your profile picture....that funny.............um is that...........your nipple?

Nah, I got outties. That one's an innie!

 

~Nik

Hahaha!!

My nipples are the sexy kind that can cut glass when they get hard! lol

 

~Nik

lol.......really? lol

Yah damn right, what about yours? haha

 

~Nik

yup and i'm damn proud of them too. lol

Only way to be!

 

~nik

yup lol

um....Hello, Nik

Hey there Jess, what brings you out my way?

~Nik

I like to be called Jissi or River.....well you visited my profile  so I just wanted to say Hi.....So hows life treating ya?

Well Jissi, there's been some ups and downs. Les see, there was the whole date rape incident. Hmm... Moneys so tight I'm trying to squeeze dollars out of pennies lol. And I just got my new roommate a job at Dunkin Donuts. It ain't much but the fuckin guy needs to kick up some cash for the rent. Anyway, before I go into my whole life story. What about you? Let me know what kinds of things are going on in that life of yours.

 

~Nik

Well, I.............well my life isn't that great......you have a jod at Dunkin Donuts, awesome.

No, not me. My roommate has a job at a dunkin donuts... I'm a mortgage broker and a bartender. That's where the real cash is at!

 

~Nik

A BATENDER!!! nice

Yea, it's alright.

~Nik

I like your name, Nik

Aww.. Thanks hun! Jissi's a cute one too! Much more original than most

 

~Nik

Thanks. Most men your age are jerks.....why aren't you a jerk?

What makes you think I;m not?

 

~Nik

well your nicer than most guys

Thanks.. I don't know though, I'm nice until you get to know me in person, then I'm just a straight up dick lol I mean, I'm usually just kidding around. But sometimes it's harde to tell.

 

~Nik

oh

I didn't scare you off now, did I? lol

 

~Nik

no you didn't. lol

Bwahaha! You must be fourteen. He IS a jerk.

Aww.. I love you too honey!!

 

hahaha

 

~Nik

Mwahahahaaaaaaa! *Licks your face*!!! You luscious man-creature!

*Licks your thigh* Cause you're so Eliscious!

 

~Nik

I'M NOT 14!!!!

That being said, how old are you?

 

~Nik

over 18.....why?

Just womdering

 

~Nik

ok

hi

 

hey there stranger. What brings you to my neck of the blogs? lol

 

~Nik

hi i am liz and do you have yahoo messneger and a webcam??

 

hmm.. Well, I have yahoo messenger here at the office.. And I was just about to link my digi to the computer to upload some pics.. I wonder if the video cam on the digi would work as a webcam. But I will warn you. I'm having a bad hair day. The shit done robbed a liquor store

 

~Nik

oh

 

lol I could try to hook the bastard up.

 

~Nik

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so what is yours??mine is liz_miller30

You like changes?

I guess so, why do you ask??

~Nik

Because... if you don't like them, I can change it back.

I love it just the way it is. Unless you can think of some way to make it better, don't worry about it.

~Nik

why'd u look at my general profile? perve

What the hell makes you think you're such hot shit? If I even remotely wanted anything do do with you I'd have left a message. So why don't you get over yourself and calm the fuck down.

~Nik