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Three Women were at a spa, sitting naked in a sauna...
One German, one Japanese & a hillbilly.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed her forearm & the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager",she said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
The German pressed her forearm & the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager",she said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
"A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not
to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raised their eyebrows & stared at! her. The hillbilly woman
finally said, "Well, will you look at that!
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not
to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raised their eyebrows & stared at! her. The hillbilly woman
finally said, "Well, will you look at that!
I'm gettin' a fax."
Things not to say after disasters occur:
After an earthquake: "Hey man, what's shakin'?"
After a bombing: "Man, I had a bomb today!"
What's a ghost's favorite drink? BOOOOOOZE!
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