The Daily Show

"Libral? Conservative? All that matters is that you're wrong." Stephen Colbert

Created in 1996, this show is a spoof on the nightly news. It puts a comic twist on the crazyness that is America and the rest of the World.

Now in it s9th season the show is still gaining popularity.

Memorable Quotes

Stephen Colbert: After all, it was Thomas Jefferson who said "Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach."
Jon Stewart: No, that was Stalin. Thomas Jefferson said that he'd "Rather have free press and no government, than a government and no free press".
Stephen Colbert: Well, what else would you expect from a slave-banging, Hitler-loving queer?

Ed Helms: July 14 is Bastille Day, when the people of France released the prisoners being held in the Bastille. Not just the *political* prisoners, mind you; *all* the prisoners.

Jon Stewart: Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

Stephen Colbert: You're saying they
[MSNBC]
Stephen Colbert: can say anything they want? They can say that Al Sharpton will carry Wyoming, that the ballot boxes will run red with the blood of the goat, that Hispanics are the new soccer moms, and no one questions that? There aren't any repercussions when they're wrong, nobody gets fired?
Jon Stewart: ...No.
Stephen Colbert: I gotta get one of those jobs.

Jon Stewart: So, Stephen, how was Louisiana?
Stephen Colbert: I don't know, Jon, why do you ask?
Jon Stewart: You were just there.
Stephen Colbert: Okay, I'll bite. What was I doing there?
Jon Stewart: You did a story about drive-through daquiri bars.
Stephen Colbert: Oh, no, Jon. I think I would have remembered that. Unless, of course, I was drinking. When I drink, I tend to black out. That's why I drink - to forget the blackouts. I'm kinda confused, obviously... I need a drink. You got any liquor around here? No? that's all right - I always make sure to carry a bottle of Ice Blue Aqua Velva with me. I am an Aqua Velva man. Want any?
Jon Stewart: No, no after shave for me, thanks.