Stephen Lynch
"Hush little girl
Sweet baby dont cry
Tonight
Daddy is here he will sing you a soft lullabye
tonight
Why cant it all be like it was before
How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore
Cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores,
Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores,
Daddy like rubbing against little boys on the bus
I think thats why mommy left us
Hush little girl
There is no reason to fret
Tonight
Dont mind the smoke
Daddy just wants to forget
(takes a hit) Tonight!
Soon it will all be like it was before
Any minute she will walk though that front door
But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
Then he wants sex which involves mummy's rear
Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss
I think thats why mommy left us
Please dont cry
I swear I'll try
To be here by
yYour side
Right after daddy gets home from the bar
Visits his bookie and steals a new car
He'll drive to the strip club
And if daddy plays his cards right
He'll bring your new mmmy tonight
la-dee di, la dee di di, di di, de da,
la-dee di, la dee di di, di di, de da,
dy da di dy, da di dy dy da"
-"Lullabye(That's Why Mommy Left Us)"
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Stephen Lynch (comedian)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Stephen Lynch (born July 28, 1971), is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics.
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Biography
He was born in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in the suburbs of Saginaw, Michigan. He went to college at Western Michigan University, where he learned to play the guitar, as a drama major. His Comedy Central Presents special was the highest rated in the networks history. He went on tour headlining with Mitch Hedberg. This was the last tour of Hedberg's before his death. Lynch is set to play the title role in the upcoming Broadway musical version of the Adam Sandler movie the Wedding Singer.
Albums
On October 4, 2005, Lynch released his third official album of new material, The Craig Machine, with What Are Records. The CD was recorded live at Symphony Space in New York City.
His second official album, Superhero, was also a live album, and generally received better reviews than the first, partly because of strong audience response. The title track "Superhero" was 8 minutes, 57 seconds long, and was largely made of Stephen receiving the audience's superhero name suggestions. A much shorter version of "Superhero" was part of his Comedy Central Presents special, along with "Taxi Driver." The remainder of the special was material that can be found on his only studio album, A Little Bit Special, in the order that they appear on the album: "Lullaby (The Divorce Song)", "Special", "Hermaphrodite" and "Gay."
There is a song credited to Mr. Lynch on music sites like Kazaa, that he did not write. The infamous "Baby Raper" was accidentally credited to him. Sorry for the inconvenienvce.
Discography
Lynch has produced five albums:
- The Craig Machine
- Live at the El Rey (DVD)
- Superhero
- A Little Bit Special
- Half A Man (Lynch's original demo tape.)
- Live At XM Studios
External links
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