Snakes On A Plane

The best muthaf***ing movie ever. For real.

It stars Samuel L. Jackson as Agent Neville Flynn. Flynn is assigned to protect a witness in a murder as he travels across the Pacific Ocean to testify in the case. But an assassin unleashes a crate of SNAKES! ON A PLANE! OMFG! Also, Lemon Demon wrote a song about it. Here are the lyrics:

On board

A flight

Over the Pacific Ocean,

An assassin,

Bent on killing

A passenger who's a witness in protective custody,

Let loose

A crate

Full of deadly

SNAKES

ON A PLANE!

The captain can't explain,

Why there's SNAKES

ON A PLANE

Oh yeah.

SNAKES
ON A PLANE

They're driving me insane!

All those SNAKES

ON A PLANE

Oh yeah.

With Samuel L. Jackson