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The Big Money Writing Little Books site with Mike McMillan
My site is for intelligent, thinking individuals who know the difference between the hype the phony gurus dole out and the reality of building an honest ebook writing & selling business.
Learn How To Write
And Sell Books & eBooks
Would you like to learn how I sold over $10,000 of my books in a 24 hour period before I had a list and without any affiliates!
Would you like to know how I developed an online course related to one of my ebooks which is now offered through over 1,400 colleges across the U.S.--and how a number of my students have done the same? (Registrants line up to pay $99 each to take my course.)
Would you like to know how I've got some of the largest radio and television stations across the country to promote my books and ebooks on their stations--at no cost to me whatsoever?
Here Is The Question You Are Going To Ask: Mike, Why Are You Giving Me So Much Stuff? I will answer that question in a moment!
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To begin with, I'm not a guru! The only people that use that term are people who use it to describe themselves.
In a nutshell, I used to be an inner-city teacher. I wrote a couple very small booklets, and--for some reason they started selling. In fact, they sold so well that I quit teaching so I could do this full time.
Oh, my name is Mike McMillan. And here is an email address where you can reach me. mike.extreme.sp@gmail.com
If you have questions about my product , or--you need help with your book project, you have no reason now not to get help.
That's about me and that's not important. What is important is you! I'm assuming you have either written an ebook and are trying to figure out how to sell it, or--you want to write an ebook and make some money with it. Whichever the case...
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!
You are going to run into roadblocks, frustrations, and costly mistakes--and then you will simply give up before you make a dime. But if you think I'm wrong, go ahead, bull your way forward, and then come back in a few months tired, frustrated and broke! Flattened wallet in hand, and hopes of success dashed--maybe you will listen to me then.
BIG MONEY WRITING LITTLE BOOKS
I work with intelligent individuals who are serious about creating and selling books and ebooks online. I say I work with such people, because joining with me goes way beyond just buying my product. Once people get in, we exchange emails. I offer continuing consultation to help solve problems and get my people on the fast track to making money with their publications. I have a forum where we exchange ideas and I allow my students to promote their ebooks for free.
LET ME HELP YOU GET TESTIMONIALS FOR YOUR BOOK OR eBOOK
I have students who have volunteered to review products of other students and provide genuine testimonials that my students can use to promote their books and ebooks. (They are under no obligation to write good testimonials--only honest ones.) But still, this is a tremendous service that can help new authors.
There Is A Blueprint For Success
You must understand the blueprint of success that virtually every million-dollar ebook seller uses. And when you understand that blueprint you will say, "Oh my gosh, it makes so much sense to me now!" But unfortunately, you will never figure that out on your own!
You must have a reasonable good ebook, but it doesn't even have to be great. A lot of the guys making $20,000 a month in this business are absolutely horrible writers and their books are pure junk! Now, I'd like you to write a great ebook, but how good your book is, isn't what determines whether you'll make the big time--it's understanding the blueprint!
Your Product Launch Is Everything!
You have to learn the secret to making a big splash when your ebook comes out. Ebooks never start out slow and work their way up to making their authors a fortune. The big guys in this business start out at the top of the charts when their ebook comes out. They make tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars the first week their book comes out. Then it fades away into oblivion. That's why they keep writing more ebooks. If you don't sell massive--and I mean MASSIVE quantities of your ebook the first week it comes out, you never will. I'm being honest with you, that is a fact. My Affiliate Deluge Module shows you how to do this.
You Must Get Massive Traffic, & It Must Be Free
You must know how to get MASSIVE amounts of free traffic to your site or blog. I'm talking about getting tens-of-thousands of visitors to your site the first week your ebook comes out. And you know what--as impossible as that may sound, it really isn't all that hard. My Dancing With Google and Affiliate Marketing Daily Planner modules show you how to do this!
You Must Create An Army Of Affiliates!
And one final thing. You need to know that the millionaires in the ebook business only sell about 10-30% of their ebooks themselves. The rest are sold by people called affiliates who sell their ebooks for a commission. And oh yeah, maybe you've been to Clickbank and read that they have over 100,000 affiliate marketers signed up there all eager to sell ebooks like yours. My Affiliate Deluge Module shows you how to recruit people like this as well as the big super-affiliates.
And the big super-affiliates--the guys who do sell tens of thousands of dollars in ebooks for people like yourself... they wouldn't touch your ebook with a ten foot pole. Well, at least not unless you know exactly how to find them, how to contact them (gads don't spam them with a proposal whatever you do), and how to convince them to promote your ebook.
KNOW THIS: The guys knocking down $20,000 a month selling their simple ebooks on-line are no smarter than you; They are not better writers than you; Their books are not as good as the one I can show you to write, I know this because I trained many of them myself.
How can you learn to write an ebook, get massive free traffic to your site, create powerful sales pages that actually convert, enlist a army of affiliates to promote your ebook, and get the big super-affiliates to promote your product launch?
My main module, "Big Money Writing Little Books" along with the modules shown below, will teach you how to do these things--and more--much more! Know this: I wrote every word in every one of these books myself. Neither my main book, nor any of the other modules, are any cheap PLR junk books like others may try to pawn off on you. These books represent a significant portion of my life's work and I take great pride in offering them to you. Module I This is the main module for the program. It is 430 pages (whew) because I didn't want to leave anything out. Learn exactly how to write your publication so that IT WILL SELL. I've written over 40 books and ebooks myself, and you will learn from my experience how to do this yourself.
Module II Learn how to exploit Google's algorithm for FREE front page listings. To sell ebooks you MUST get traffic to your site! You can run a wallet-flattening AdWords campaign, and pay for everyone who clicks on your ad--but why? I get front page Google listings on every single ebook I promote--and I get them not in months, or weeks, but usually in days. I'll show you exactly how I do this and you can too. Without traffic, you are doomed--with my techniques you can get front page listings NOW!
Module III Learn how to create an army of affiliates to promote your ebook for you. The gurus don't generate a seven figure income by selling their books themselves--they do it by having hundreds of affiliates all helping them sell their books. This is one of the huge keys to success. Learn how to find the big super-affiliates and convince them to sell your ebook for you. And, in a special added section, I show you how to leverage the resources of big super-affiliates to grow a huge mailing list yourself--AND DO IT FAST! This section of this ebook is worth more than what I charge for my entire program!
Module IV How do the big guys sell their ebooks? That is the question, isn't it? Not any more! Find out the cash crunching techniques used by the big guys to create five or six figure incomes a month. Oh yeah, it's all here. (98 pages)
Module V So you've got an ebook, you've got some traffic to your site--if you can't convert visitors to your site into buyers--you will make no sales. Learn the secrets of converting visitors into buyers.
Module VI You are perceived by the words you write. Most web sites have dozens of grammar, syntax, usage, punctuation, and grammar errors. You must come across as an authority to sell your book. This little 30 page manual will remove 95% of the errors from your writing. Look like the expert you are!
Module VII I developed this 30-page guide to organize my own ebook selling and affiliate marketing activities on line. Once you read my Dancing With Google module above, you will see the utter importance of keeping accurate records of how you manage your online activities. Without this guide you will never maximize your ebook sales. With it--you are unstoppable! It's not just for affiliates, it's for ebook publishers as well.
I am giving too much away and I know that. I may withdraw this offer at any time, so get in on it right now before I come to my senses! --Mike |
"Mike, I was speechless when I first saw how much information you poured into this Extreme Self Publishing Pack. This is the kind of course that is history making. With all due respect to Dan Poynter, Mike, you are the New King of Self-Publishing! From the motivation piece on page 27, to the multi-million dollar idea you gave me on page 397, you have covered everything I could imagine and much more. I've taken your ideas presented in this package, written several small books and turned a small book into $50,000 in less than 2 months with only a fraction of the ideas you presented here. I now have several publishers calling me and I'm launching a new coaching program. Mike, what an awesome offering. Words can't express just how powerfully impactful this will be for those people that are wise enough to invest in it. Pssst!...Hey Mike, I think you're crazy for charging less than $500 for this, but man, I'm happy you are." |
There is a flood of cash out there on the Internet. And while most beginners play the losing game of chasing that cash around--I show you how to position yourself in front of it so that it hits you dead on! It really is as simple as that.
You see, people want good information. Good information on any topic you choose will sell if it is properly written and my blueprint for selling it is executed fully. Whatever your topic, there are millions of people scouring the Internet every day--charge card in hand--searching to find someone to deliver the information they want.
You have some great ideas; you know you do. Why not share them with the world and generate a huge income along the way? Get started writing your own ebook today!
I've done this for others--and they are raiding the Internet for tons of cash every day. Oh, you'd better believe it. Here's one of my students below: Shane Dailey. He just got my Big Money Writing Little Books program back in July and stuff is going crazy for him right now. |
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Dear Mike, "Your book, Big Money Writing Little books, is to say the least, SIMPLY AMAZING! When I began searching for that one single book to help me with my book I searched high and low and came up with at least 30 books that caught my interest.
Dear Mike, "Your book, Big Money Writing Little books, is to say the least, SIMPLY AMAZING! When I began searching for that one single book to help me with my book I searched high and low and came up with at least 30 books that caught my interest. Upon further research I narrowed it to a few, then to one, yours. There was just something special about the way you wrote and marketed that captured my "gut" instinct and I knew your book was EXACTLY what I was looking for. The language you write in spoke directly to me as if I had just found a personal coach for writing and publishing my book. Now that I have read your book I know it is even more than I was looking for. It is a direct system that is very easy to follow full of incredible ideas and instructions. I can't wait to get my book up online and also in print. I will definitely use all your advice and guidance that was clearly presented to help me with both the online version and print. This information is invaluable and will save me incredible amounts of time and money every step of the way. Keep up the great work and look forward to your next book, Bigger money writing even smaller books. Ha ha!" Shane Dailey, President |
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"Mike, I wrote a booklet last weekend. It was a small booklet, only 16 pages. I wrote the booklet on a subject that has been used many, many times. I simply modified it. I spent $0.00 on advertising. And so far, I've sold 12,000 copies! How did I do it? I took a few tips from your book titled, You Can Make Big Money Writing Little Books. In short,...I pocketed thousands of dollars with one small idea less than 5 weeks after buying your book. Thanks Mike." Jimmy Krug, Bradenton FL |
My program works wickedly well for "thinking people". My competitors gear their marketing to complete imbeciles who buy into their hype. I won't do that--I respect you too much.
BONUS ITEM Mike's Seminar Class Pack This is just like attending one of my live Big Money Writing Little Books seminars. My class pack (a downloadable PDF file) contains all of the handouts and activity sheets my seminar students use. In the accompanying audio program (an MP3 file) I walk you through all of the handouts to reinforce the key concepts.
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"Hi Mike, What a great book! I got it yesterday... read it cover to cover. The specifics you gave us about self publishing are very much appreciated. I have to tell you that in recent months I've read several books on the topic of self publishing and I feel that this is the very best. Again, thank you. The best I've seen and read about self publishing!" - Guy Bailey, Camus WA |
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"Mike, your BMLB is amazing. My husband, Lew, and I are also authors and self-publishers. We're always on the hunt for good information that can make us more effective and profitable. I found some intriguing twists we can adapt to our business. Plus, you listed a few suppliers we didn't know about. Newcomers to the business will be able to skip a lot of trial and error with the in-depth, real-life strategies and techniques you explain in the book. It's a bargain at many times the modest cost!" |
"Take what you know, add what you find and write it down for a narrowly targeted audience. This is Mike McMillan's Magic Formula for multiplying your efforts and capitalizing on your experience. Mike's Big Money Writing Little Books will provide you with increased credibility and a new profit center while helping thousands of your readers. Read it and profit!" Dan Poynter, The Self Publishing Manual Santa Barbara CA |
I got off the grid, you know--
out of the rat race,
and you can too!
"Dear Mike, this is just an explosion of a book! I can't believe you've given so much inside information! What I particularly like about your book is the detailed step-by-step instructions you're giving your readers. You're not just telling your readers exactly what to do to succeed--no, you're telling how you've done it time and time again. I can't believe how much you're revealing in this book! So thank you for an amazing book!" - Klaus Dahl, Denmark |
Right now, as you read this, individuals are generating
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I've been interviewed on over a hundred radio and television programs such as ABC World News for a feature on self publishing simple books. And, I've written some paper and ink type books too--and done a lot of Barnes & Noble book signings around the country.
I've done live seminars before hundreds of people, and I also developed an on-line class showing others how to develop and sell their own simple books--and the amazing thing is that my course is now offered through over 1,400 colleges around the U.S. and in half a dozen countries overseas... and people gladly pay $99 a whack to take it. Ain't this a great country? One chapter in my book shows you exactly how to turn your ebook into an on-line course as well. On-line courses are hot--and millions of people sign up for them every year. Learn exactly how to do everything I've done with my Big Money Writing Little Books program.
Know these things about me before you consider ordering...
I am not one of the gurus--and I don't like it when people call me one. True, I have sold more books than most of the gurus, but I am just a man. I probably enjoy many of the things in life that you do; family, fun, entertaining, travel, fishing, and cooking out with friends.
You should also know that I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. My father was a factory worker and I was an inner-city public school teacher until I quit a few years ago to devote full time to writing and selling ebook on-line.
I tell you these things because I want you to know that I was probably very close to where you are now before I quit teaching. I understand the frustrations of life and I also know its bounty. You deserve to enjoy life to the max as well. I hope you will consider my offer.
And remember--you risk nothing! My program is covered by a 60 day no questions asked, no bullsh*t guarantee. You must be satisfied or your refund will be processed immediately. But I know that I'm right. And thousands of my students will vouch for the fact that I not only deliver--I over deliver--in the most massive way. You'll see that for yourself in minutes.
My best to you and may all of your dreams come true!
--Mike McMillan
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Writing & Gaming
Today has been one of those incredibly boring days.
The highlights had to be playing Final Fantasy VII and talking to Reiss about DATWBSVOH at 3 in the morning. :D
In my several-hour streak of Final Fantasy VII, I've levelled up my main party slightly, along with mastering a few materia crystals.
I'm at the stage where I'm battling constantly to max everything out that's actually possible.
Along with talking to Reiss, I spent a few hours writing on my DATWBSVOH planning sheet. Reiss has asked to be included as a character, and he's helped me along with a few ideas - so naturally, I'm going to include him.
I got absorbed in writing it, until I got a bit stuck at 5AM and decided to quit and sleep.
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Andrew seized his chance; while Ashleigh’s arm was raised, he grabbed her by the wrist, his large fingers closing tightly around it. He then proceeded to twist it harshly between his thumb and forefinger, bending her arm back over on itself as he did so. Ashleigh let out a yelp of pain, furiously trying to struggle free - but this just caused his grip to tighten and the pain to worsen.
“Say you’re sorry, little Sparrow!” Andrew sniggered, raising his eyebrows challengingly.
Ashleigh whimpered, still having no luck at freeing herself, as she gnawed upon her lip, trying to blot out the pain. “…N-No! …I’m… I’m not saying it…!”
“Have it your way then…” Andrew smirked, grabbing Ashleigh’s arm with both hands, one at her wrist, one at her elbow - as he yanked it up and over her head, causing her to spin backwards in her wheelchair as he pressed her palm to the back of her neck.
Ashleigh screamed, burning agony welling up in all of the joints of her left arm, feeling now that there was no way she could ignore the pain, nor silence herself.
“AAAARRGH….!!! I…I’m… Alright!!! I’m sorry!!” Ashleigh wailed, flailing her free arm madly as she felt almost ready to start crying as a result of the pain.
Andrew spared her mercy, smiling smugly as he let her arm drop. “Much better, little Sparrow,” he said, baring his teeth in a smirk.
Ashleigh frowned, lowering her head slightly in embarrassment. She quickly placed both hands on her wheels, ignoring her aching arm - and forcefully propelled herself out of the hall, muttering violent curses under her breath.
As I approach the two-year anniversary of when my wife foolishly said, “I do” (figuratively, since who actually says that at a wedding?), I’ve been thinking about what we should do to celebrate, beyond dinner at our favorite restaurant (Melting Pot) and presenting her with her shiny new Nokia camera, nothing sounds more appealing than spending time frolicking with our new puppy.
That’s right, our all black three and a half month old Portuguese Water Dog (yes, that is the dog Obama has; no, that is not why we got him). I don’t want to lock myself in a room and write, I don’t want to research agents and publishing houses to pitch, I want to go to a park or a lake or even just the backyard with the woman and the doggie I love. Comparing that sentiment to my honeymoon, when I typed away on a novel while the cruise ship rocked us back and forth, I’ve realized this blog, which started on January 9, all the way back in 2006, has become more of a chronicle of my maturity to adulthood than my attempts to get published. And perhaps nothing is more evident of that than the massive gaps between posts, stagnant because I’m spending time working my full-time job, or working my recent new part-time job, or working on my house, or working to train the puppy, or the best of all, spending time with my lovely wife. Our friends are having a baby in a few months. Our pool is about to be opened and our new grill is begging to start charring. I’m about to sit on a panel talking to college graduates about working life. When I started this blog, I was a kid. Now, I’m…an adult.
But that doesn’t mean I’ve abandoned my dreams of becoming a published author. I’m still waiting for my wife and friend and screenwriter I admire greatly to review my most recent three novels, and while waiting I’ve written a few short stories to send to contests (something I promised myself and this audience I’d do months ago). But I also recognize that in my absence from this blog, while doing all that growing up, our economy has changed drastically, and with it, so has the publishing industry.
One of my first posts was about the insanity of ever expecting to publish a book (especially a fiction novel) outside of self-publishing. Multiple that message to the umpth degree now, where even the superstar writers of the world are seeing shrinking advances.
But there is still hope. There is still advice I can offer. And I present it in the following five tips on how to publish a book in a wretched economy:
- Make yourself a brand – you may not be a Stephen King or Jody Piccoutt yet, but that doesn’t mean you can’t market like you are. Create a blog (better than this one), submit articles to online publications, contact local radio stations to see if they’d be interested in the story of who you are and what you’re trying to do (or if you’re a non-fiction writer offer yourself as a guest to discuss your specialization), become the next MySpace phenomenon (but first find the next MySpace, since that site, as well as Facebook and Twitter, are so last month)
- Create a package – Just your book isn’t enough anymore; develop the book, as well as online videos, photos or drawings to accompany the text, corresponding articles for outside publications, potential sequels, a graphic novel companion piece, action figures, etc.; whatever is appropriate for your work. And make it clear that you are willing and able to take on much of the marketing; working on a website, traveling like crazy to multiple book readings and signings, hitting up conferences, phoning into radio show after radio show after radio show (and just so you know: you may have to be the one pitching the radio shows and organization the book signings as well).
- Polish your writing – Your novel is perfect, right? No, it could always be better. Since publishers are barely accepting new work right now, take this time to send your work to friends for their review. Join book clubs. Edit again and again and again. Make sure it is beyond perfect, which doesn’t actually exist, like someone giving 110 percent. See, I’m rambling. This should be edited. Don’t ramble. Edit. A lot.
- Be patient – The economy will rebound, and people will find renewed love for writing, and with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer motivating new groups of people to read, and with Dan Brown about to excite pro- and anti-religious groups all over again, the market is ripe for growth. Do what my dog can’t do yet and “stay, stay, good boy.” You’ll get that treat eventually.
- Keep writing – The most obvious, corny, important advice I can give; keep writing. Keep honing your craft. Keep thinking about that new idea, the one that is so different from everything else out there, the one that the publishers can’t help but pay attention to. It’s in you, and now, with no pressure weighing you down, is the perfect time to pull it out.
I tell you what, let’s make a deal. If you keep writing, I will. Okay? Good. Let’s get to it.
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RANDOM SANDWICH GIVEAWAYS
I went into college early today.
I did originally plan to do some work on finishing off my sketchbooks before my D block lesson - but it didn't happen.
I met up with Michaella and sat with her on the round tables for a while.
She told me she was excited about spending a sexy Wednesday with her boyfriend. We had a dirrrty sex talk. Apparently I make it hilarious because sometimes I seem so serious about something you just can't be serious about.
The best topic for me to discuss with a straight face is lubricant.
I plan to buy some wild cherry flavour later in the week. They sell pina colada flavour too, along with the usual feel, tingle and heat varieties. I like the feel one, the one in the blue bottle - but why not try a flavour?
Besides, I don't like pineapples, so I wouldn't like the pina colada one.
Michaella has started giving me random ham sandwiches.
She makes them on brown bread with margerine. It tastes like some random supermarket own brand ham. It's nice though.
I was hungry, so I ate the sandwich she palmed off on me. I put a handful of cheese and onion Pom-Bears inside it. Crisps are the best addition to a bland meat sarnie. :)
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Shelly came into college about 20 minutes before my D block lesson.
I was playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon on my DS.
I've managed to get a decent medal on all the levels of Cooking Mama 2 - but there's around 5 that I just can't get the gold for. It's doing my tits in. I have the three prize trophies - so I class that as a bare completion.
I cuddled up to her for a while, kissing her gently every few minutes.
I'm feeling a little more confident with being affectionate with her in college.
Everyone knows about our relationship anyway. I shouldn't be arsed.
Therefore, I'm not.
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In Media Studies only about 8 of the class were there.
Sarah gave us practice exam papers.
I need to stop swearing infront of my tutors.
I looked at the questions and exclaimed: "Are these the questions from the January exam Sarah? They're A PILE OF PISS!"
I dunno if she was surprised at the "piss", or the fact I'd proclaimed that the questions seemed easy.
They were, I suppose.
We had to watch the opening sequence to Harry Potter 5 three times.
I wasn't amused by this. Harry Potter makes me want to tear out my eyeballs and jump on them till they pop.
The questions seemed easy enough though.
I hope all goes well.
The last assignments I got back marked from Sarah - my representations question about Hot Fuzz and the institutions question about Hovis bread - they both got an A grade. :)
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I came back down and found Ash and Shelly sat on the tables.
Ash gave me 1/4 of a cheese and ham bomb sandwich.
TWO PEOPLE TODAY GAVE ME SANDWICHES. WHAT.
I ate it. It was alright, but it made me thirsty - so I went with Shelly when she bought a sausage sandwich and I got myself some Coke.
I wanted a banana milkshake, but neither the Refectory or the Bistro had any.
Shelly actually gave me a bite of her sandwich today too.
They are pretty tasty. I am now considering buying one... Hmmm...
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The three of us went upstairs to the art rooms.
Shelly was looking for contextual examples for her sketchbook - Ash was doing the same, only for her art project.
Bless her - the college have cocked up all the art exam timing, so she's having to stay back every night until about half 6 to get it all finished.
She'll be so stressed.
She looked really restless in the art rooms. I think the contexual research was boring her. I cuddled her and tried to cheer her up a bit.
I continued playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.
I've gotten to a part I'd neve gotten to on any previous saves. This time, I've saved Latios and Latias. :)
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In the 15 minute break before A block, the three of us sat on the stairs to the roof near the 4th floor lift.
Michaella burst through the art room doors screaming randomosity, followed by her mate, who yells down the stairwell at her: "COME BACK HERE OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MORE RED ROOSTER!"
The three of us absolutley pissed.
Michaella is hilarious at the best of times, but when she's been allowed to drink energy drinks... Fucking whar. :)
Shelly didn't seem willing to go to her A block lesson, so the two of us stayed sat on the stairs.
Ash went to Art and I stayed in college. I could have left at 12:15, but I want to spend as much time with those two in the last week of college that I can.
We played Cooking Mama 2 together.
I managed to do a few more of the poxy silver medals - upgrading them to gold. There's still around 3 that are silver though.
Shelly thinks its amusing that I really struggle with the "wash the rice" levels.
GAH! It's a pain in the arse though!
We spent the entire hour and a half cuddled up to each other. We shared lots of kisses.
I've discovered something about myself today: if I suddenly get aroused, I can feel myself blush and I feel my eyes widen.
I wonder what that looks like... I'd often like to see what my expressions are like sometimes.
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I felt depressed when I came home.
I laid on the sofa downstairs and ate cheesy hotdogs. I was that bored, I watched an hour of Maury on LIVING TV.
As if I watched Living TV...
I'm feeling really shitty at the moment.
I've had this idea for a comedic story for a few weeks now.
I'm getting more and more ideas for it every day - but for once, I'm having difficulties organising them.
I'm usually good at organising them, but I have problems with really basic linking details.
I can't let this idea go to waste. The title is epic.
Dixie And The Wheelchair-Bound Super-Villain Of Hemlington!
Shortened to DATWBSVOH.
(Which is really difficult to say as a word, compared to my usual stories with titles like BSOTF and TFATH.)
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Shelly sent me a link to a flash parody of Cooking Mama - made by PETA.
It's called Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals.
IT'S FUCKING HIALARIOUS.
You prepare a Thanksgiving turkey - and it's really gory, attempting to get the vegan/vegetarian message across.
Cooking Mama and blood is a pissylol combination.
The psychotic face they've given Mama is priceless too.
For the rest of the night, I organised some folders.
I transferred some stuff onto my external harddrive: Mr. Maxtor.
Stuff I didn't want to lose, like some photos of Ash, Shelly and I.
I organised all of my Photography folders and English coursework too.
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