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Music: Search ~ Core 2001 - Phoenix Wright: Magical Trick Society
Mood: :3
3 days without bloggin'. oops o_o.
I was gonna try to update this each day, but sometimes that's not possible.
Take this weekend comin' up for example. Unless Hadden has internet access, I will be offline as I travel down south to Middlesbourgh for the weekend. woot.
And I has gas. eep.
Mood: :3
3 days without bloggin'. oops o_o.
I was gonna try to update this each day, but sometimes that's not possible.
Take this weekend comin' up for example. Unless Hadden has internet access, I will be offline as I travel down south to Middlesbourgh for the weekend. woot.
And I has gas. eep.
Down Wright Hateful?
Perhaps this can shed some more light on the controversy. Is it really hate speech?
Down Wright Hateful?
I'm just sayin'...
Rev. Wright is bad, and so are we...
This just in... Rev. Wright isn't running for office! This might be a shock to those of you who have got this impression from the incredible coverage he's gotten in the past weeks. The whole fiasco has been fascinating for me.
I think it is interesting to see the reactions to Rev. Jeremiah Wright's sound bytes. It is interesting to me because of what it says about people in general. They will condemn a person at the drop of a hat, based on very little information, and apparently they'll spread that condemnation around to others that have associated with them, mainly just the other person in the spotlight. He is just one of many people who have been made to seem like a horrible person for his controversial comments based on a few snippets of their life. I just love how two-dimensional we can make other people seem while maintaining our own depth, free will, and critical thinking skills.
I don't sit here and pretend that I am superior in the matter. I'm as guilty of this as anyone who is likely to read this. Quite frankly, Mindsay is an illustration of this tendency. It is a largely impersonal medium, where what we write in the moment is likely the only thing we are being judged on. One sentence that we say can be a potential hang up. I'm sure there are quite a few people by now that don't particularly like me here on Mindsay, based solely on one or two things I've said.
In contrast, our family and friends can get away with saying things that we don't agree with, holding beliefs we don't share, and we still will rationalize and justify their behavior. At the very least, we are able in some way to drop it. For example, I don't deny that I have racist family members. I don't consider myself so racist, though I also don't claim to be as free of such irrational, judgmental tendencies as I'd like to be. However, I daresay my friends and family probably think I'm a good person and love me regardless of my faults. And, in turn, I don't think that these people are bad. All in all, they are largely good, likable people.
Based on the short clips of Wright's sermons that many of us didn't try to put into context, Wright was made to seem like an evil man that a Presidential candidate shouldn't associate with. That presidential candidate was then said to be a bad person because he associated with that man closely. Even though that presidential candidate never specifically endorsed the things they showed Wright saying, even though he pointed out that he is a real person with his own, separate beliefs like the rest of us, even though he is capable of thinking for himself just like most of us, people are using this against him.
If I had tried to use this argument with someone, I'd consider myself to be a hypocrite. I associate with all sorts of people that say and do things that I don't agree with. Some of them I look up to in many ways. I would even consider some of them very influential on me. That doesn't mean that because I regularly associate with them that I suddenly endorse their every word. It is, in fact, possible to associate with people without believing in everything that they do.
I'm calling for everyone to just be a little more realistic; to stop assuming that others are less capable than ourselves in holding our own, separate beliefs. I'm pleading with you all to join me in trying to be conscious of the fact that we all have aspects of our beings that aren't captured in a few moments or sentences.
I think it is interesting to see the reactions to Rev. Jeremiah Wright's sound bytes. It is interesting to me because of what it says about people in general. They will condemn a person at the drop of a hat, based on very little information, and apparently they'll spread that condemnation around to others that have associated with them, mainly just the other person in the spotlight. He is just one of many people who have been made to seem like a horrible person for his controversial comments based on a few snippets of their life. I just love how two-dimensional we can make other people seem while maintaining our own depth, free will, and critical thinking skills.
I don't sit here and pretend that I am superior in the matter. I'm as guilty of this as anyone who is likely to read this. Quite frankly, Mindsay is an illustration of this tendency. It is a largely impersonal medium, where what we write in the moment is likely the only thing we are being judged on. One sentence that we say can be a potential hang up. I'm sure there are quite a few people by now that don't particularly like me here on Mindsay, based solely on one or two things I've said.
In contrast, our family and friends can get away with saying things that we don't agree with, holding beliefs we don't share, and we still will rationalize and justify their behavior. At the very least, we are able in some way to drop it. For example, I don't deny that I have racist family members. I don't consider myself so racist, though I also don't claim to be as free of such irrational, judgmental tendencies as I'd like to be. However, I daresay my friends and family probably think I'm a good person and love me regardless of my faults. And, in turn, I don't think that these people are bad. All in all, they are largely good, likable people.
Based on the short clips of Wright's sermons that many of us didn't try to put into context, Wright was made to seem like an evil man that a Presidential candidate shouldn't associate with. That presidential candidate was then said to be a bad person because he associated with that man closely. Even though that presidential candidate never specifically endorsed the things they showed Wright saying, even though he pointed out that he is a real person with his own, separate beliefs like the rest of us, even though he is capable of thinking for himself just like most of us, people are using this against him.
If I had tried to use this argument with someone, I'd consider myself to be a hypocrite. I associate with all sorts of people that say and do things that I don't agree with. Some of them I look up to in many ways. I would even consider some of them very influential on me. That doesn't mean that because I regularly associate with them that I suddenly endorse their every word. It is, in fact, possible to associate with people without believing in everything that they do.
I'm calling for everyone to just be a little more realistic; to stop assuming that others are less capable than ourselves in holding our own, separate beliefs. I'm pleading with you all to join me in trying to be conscious of the fact that we all have aspects of our beings that aren't captured in a few moments or sentences.
Phoenix Wright Randomness xD
Random RP on Furc last night xD
I'm Ms. Von Karma.
Myuutsuu knocks on Wrights door.
Mr. Edgeworth GIGGLES.
Mr. Edgeworth rolls to door.
Mr. Edgeworth answers it, looks up.
Ms. Von Karma wonders what the hell Miles is on.
Myuutsuu looks left
Myuutsuu looks right
Myuutsuu looks down.
Mr. Wright peers out from behind desk. ;-P face.
Mr. Wright retreats.
Myuutsuu: ...Mr..Edgeworth? You're back?
Mr. Edgeworth: HAI!
Mr. Edgeworth: KONNICHIWA UDGEY-SAN!
Mr. Edgeworth: Me and Wright were just...
Mr. Edgeworth: Making some salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: Do you want some?
Myuutsuu: What is...ah...going on? o-o; I thought court was supposed to take place hours a--...Salad?
Mr. Edgeworth: Yes, salad.
Mr. Wright peers around the other corner.
Myuutsuu: ...Actully, I am quite fond of salad. n.n
Mr. Edgeworth: Caesar salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: That's wonderful.
Mr. Wright: Come in and close the door behind you. *.*
Mr. Edgeworth: We haven't quite finished tossing it yet, you're welcome to join us.
Myuutsuu enters, closed door. "Er...where is it? >> <<"
Mr. Edgeworth: It's... --- QUICK WRIGHT GET THE BAG!
Mr. Edgeworth: GET THE BAG GET THE BAG
Ms. Von Karma sweat-drops.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK GET THE BAG
Mr. Edgeworth: AHHH
Mr. Wright LEAPS INTO ACTION.
Mr. Edgeworth: PUT IT OVER HIS HEAD
Mr. Edgeworth ties him up.
Mr. Wright does so.
Myuutsuu: dkjfkdsg
Mr. Edgeworth: GUILTY!
Dick Gumshoe: criminal lawyers!
Myuutsuu muffled. "mmM mmdsmfsM!"
Mr. Wright cackles, highfives.
Mr. Edgeworth shoves him under Wright's desk.
Mr. Edgeworth highfives.
ChiefGant knocks on Wright's door. ^_^
Myuutsuu: "I'mmafgonnakillyousonsabitches"
Mr. Edgeworth opens door.
Mr. Edgeworth shuts door.
Myuutsuu muffled screams louder
ChiefGant... frowns.
Mr. Wright: Pwned.
Mr. Edgeworth screams like that girl on freakazoid.
Mr. Wright: Now how about that salad.
ChiefGant knocks again. "I have cookies...?"
Myuutsuu: "mmm MMMMM!!!:!
ChiefGant proceeds to slowly pick the lock.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK NICK. WE NEED... TO ESCAPE.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright opens window.
Myuutsuu: MmMmMmmmmMMmmMMMM!!
Mr. Wright LEAPS.
Mr. Edgeworth: ... OH GOD
ChiefGant click
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT THAT's THE THIRD FL--
ChiefGant opens door.
Myuutsuu wiggles in bag
Mr. Edgeworth leaps too.
ChiefGant: ....
ChiefGant closes door.
Myuutsuu thuds against desk.
Mr. Edgeworth: MILES EDGEWORTH CHOOSES--
Mr. Wright, explosion from behind both.
Myuutsuu: "MmmMmMMmMMMM!!!:
Mr. Edgeworth lands on someone. a pedestrian.
ChiefGant opens door again.
Mr. Wright lands on Miles.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: --
Myuutsuu muffled, "Heeeeeeeeelp!"
Mr. Edgeworth: HOW CAN THAT BE??!?
Ms. Von Karma looks at the two lawyers at her feet "ok, what the hell?"
Mr. Edgeworth: THERE ARE SCIENTIFIC LAWS THAT PROHIBIT THIS POSSIBILITY.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: I think this chick is dead.
Mr. Wright: Oh, sh.it.
Mr. Edgeworth flees the scene with ancient scooby-doo style runnng animation.
Mr. Wright dittos.
Mr. Wright: ZOINKS!
Ms. Von Karma is a witness! O.o
ChiefGant what the hells
Mr. Edgeworth: Jinkies!
Mr. Edgeworth: I love this tea shop.
ChiefGant frees the judge myuu
Ms. Von Karma just stands there, too shocked to move.
Mr. Wright grabs von Karma.
Mr. Wright spins.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright spins fast.
Mr. Wright runs.
Mr. Edgeworth: FRANZISKA!
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: Did you hear that?
Mr. Wright: Hear what?
Ms. Von Karma: "WHAT?!"
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: SHE HAS A WEAPON.
Myuutsuu glares at Gant. "GANT. You have free rein. GET ME EDGEWORTH AND WRIGHT."
Mr. Edgeworth calls a cab.
ChiefGant: ... Someone must have planted you in Wrighto's office!
Mr. Edgeworth gets in cab.
ChiefGant oblivious.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright jumps in.
Mr. Edgeworth drives away.
ChiefGant: ...
Ema Sky cab driver, turns around.
ChiefGant: Free reign, hmmm?
Ema Sky: BRRRING
Ms. Von Karma snaps out of trance and hangs on back of cab. >>
Mr. Wright: Let's go to Vegas, honey. *.*
Ema Sky: YOU'RE IN THE CASH CAB!
Mr. Wright: ...
ChiefGant: XDDDDD
Myuutsuu: Just GET THEM.
Ms. Von Karma does a inspector gadget with the ski's. >>
ChiefGant picks up Wright's phone and dials Wright's number ^^
Dick Gumshoe sits several floors down clueless.
Myuutsuu flops in Wright's chair. "He just..attacked me! The sonofabitches jumpped me!:
Pesu goes downstairs, losing interest. Barks at Gumshoe for attention.
Ms. Von Karma falls off the cab and rols down the road.
Mewtu secretly sent people to attack Myuu.
Ms. Von Karma: OW, OW, OW OWW...
Ema Sky drives.
ChiefGant looks at Myuu
Ms. Von Karma calls gumshoe on her phone and waits for him to pick up.
Ema Sky: ...
Dick Gumshoe picks up phone. "Heeelllllo?"
ChiefGant looks at window.
ChiefGant runs for window.
Mr. Wright: Ema.
ChiefGant swan dive.
Mr. Wright: What the Hell.
Ms. Von Karma: SCRUFFY! GET HERE IN A CAR AND CHASE THAT TAXI!
Dick Gumshoe: ......
Ms. Von Karma >>'s.
Ema Sky: I DON'T KNOW MR. WRIGHT
Dick Gumshoe: What taxi?
Ms. Von Karma: ...THE ONE WRIGHT AND MILES RAN OFF IN!
Ema Sky: This whole series of events is pretty unlikely, scientifically speaking.
Mr. Wright gets cellphone.
ChiefGant hits the ground, bounces, and lays there probably dead
Mr. Edgeworth giggles uncontrollably
Mr. Wright dials von Karma's number.
Myuutsuu mumbles, sits at desk, watches TV. "I did not sign up for this...-.-"
Dick Gumshoe: Oh. Right...
Mr. Edgeworth plays with the power windows.
Mr. Wright also giggles. "Shh shh shh..."
Dick Gumshoe: Okay then, Miss von Karma! I'll do that!
Ms. Von Karma's phones is engaged.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Mr. Wright presses talk, waits with a perfect *.* face.
Ms. Von Karma: or not.
Dick Gumshoe picks up Pesu and goes outside.
Mr. Edgeworth O_O face, listens in.
Ms. Von Karma's phone rings and she picks up "YES?"
Mr. Wright: ... PRINCESS.
Mr. Wright breaks out laughing and hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: HAHAHA
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL!!!!!
Dick Gumshoe gets in car, slowly drives out.
Mr. Wright: WHAT SHOULD WE DO MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE SHOULD CALL PEOPLE AS UNKNOWN...
Ms. Von Karma fumes and screams out "OK, THAT'S IT WRIGHT. YOU'RE DEAD!"
Mr. Edgeworth: AND SAY OBJECTION IN TANDEM
Mr. Edgeworth: AND HANG UP!!!
Mr. Wright: OH GOD YEAH WE TOTALLY SHOULD.
Mr. Edgeworth: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth phone get.
Mr. Wright: AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth calls Gumshoe.
Zeichner calls Phoenix's cellphone.
Mr. Wright GIGGLES.
Mr. Wright: .. !
Ms. Von Karma sits in the middle of the road, waiting.
Mr. Wright picks up. "HERRO?!" XDDDDD
Zeichner lowers voice a bit.
Mr. Edgeworth: o.o xDDDDDD HERRO?
Zeichner: Do you... have...
Zeichner: the....
Mr. Edgeworth: IS THAT A WORD? THAT'S ABSURD. YOU TURD.
Mr. Edgeworth: The thing?
Mr. Wright: KEYS TO THE HOTEL?
Mr. Edgeworth: I have it.
Dick Gumshoe picks up his phone.
Dick Gumshoe: Heeelllo? ^-^
Mr. Wright: I'M GONNA SET THOSE MOTHER&$!?ERS ON FIRE.
Mr. Wright: ON FIIIIYAAAAAAAH.
Zeichner: The.... the...
Ms. Von Karma gets up, calls a cab, whips the driver out and takes off after the damn Taxi.
Ema Sky: ... O_O
Mr. Wright is not quoting You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.
Mr. Wright: ...
Ema Sky looks in the rearview mirror.
Zeichner: THE TRIFORCE?!
Zeichner hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe drives around looking for said taxi.
Ema Sky: GERMAN BONDAGE PROSECUTOR AT 11:26!
Ema Sky hits the gas.
Ema Sky: CRAP
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?ING HELL.
Ema Sky: WE'RE IN JAPAN
Ema Sky: WE CAN'T DRIVE THAT FAST
Mr. Wright: BUCKLE UP MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth does so.
Mr. Wright: IT'S THE LAW!
Maya Fay: FART FACES
Ema Sky: :-DRIVES.
Ms. Von Karma tears down the road!
Ema Sky dRIVES.
Dick Gumshoe catches up with.
Ema Sky lays a banana mario kart thing.
Mr. Wright: GUYS WE ALMOST JUST HIT A PROSTITUTE
Mr. Wright: BE CAREFUL
Ms. Von Karma makes a note to buy the taxi she's in later.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL
Mr. Wright: WE MIGHT GET A SECOND STAR
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a pole, screeches
Mr. Edgeworth: IF WE DID THAT THERE WOULD BE NO MORE BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS
Pesu barks wildly. D:!
Ema Sky gets another ? box.
Dick Gumshoe picks Pesu up, gets out.
Ema Sky: AHH
Ms. Von Karma goes through a box "explodin' sheep!?"
Mr. Wright screams. "DINGLING!!!"
Dick Gumshoe tugs a random guy out of his cheap car, gets in with Pesu, speeds after.
Maya Fay suddenly hears Steel Samurai theme, wanders off like : D??
Ms. Von Karma throws the sheep out the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL MR. DINGLING
Mr. Edgeworth highpitched voice. "DINGLING'
Mr. Edgeworth: is GUILTY
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL YEAH
Mr. Wright: DINGLING - GUILTY!
Mr. Edgeworth highfives the seat in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma rings Wright's phone.
Dick Gumshoe hits a ? box.
Mr. Wright picks up.
Mr. Wright: DINGLING!
Dick Gumshoe...! gets a blue shell?!
Mr. Wright hangs up.
Ema Sky: GUYS LOOK
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?
Ms. Von Karma: Mr. Ph--- ¬¬
Ema Sky: AT GUMSHOE's SCREEN
Dick Gumshoe launches it
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? EMA OH &$!? OH &$!?
Ema Sky: OH NO!
Mr. Wright: ..
Ema Sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr. Wright: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Ema Sky jumps out.
Ema Sky: BYE!
Ema Sky runs.
Mr. Wright: &$!? YOU
Mr. Wright: &$!?%
Mr. Wright jumps into the driver's seat.
Ms. Von Karma sees the taxi stop and skids to a halt.
Mr. Edgeworth: MY CRAVAT
Mr. Wright: MILES TAKE WEAPONS.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK DRIVE
Dick Gumshoe keeps driving, total ^0^ face
Mr. Edgeworth: WHAT
Myuutsuu draws Wright/Edgeworth pics all over Wright's desk
Mr. Wright GASSES IT.
Ms. Von Karma starts up again. "GRR!"
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth jumps into the front seat.
Dick Gumshoe slips on a bananna, takes a moment to get back on course.
Ms. Von Karma hits a ? box
Dick Gumshoe, not far behind von Karma. Also hits one.
Mr. Wright drives through a double ??.
Ms. Von Karma: 3 missiles? woo!
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Mr. Edgeworth: NOT THAT DOG
Ms. Von Karma hits a button.
Dick Gumshoe launches it at the car in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma is hit? "What the?"
Maya Fay follows people around in this.
Dick Gumshoe: ....!
Dick Gumshoe: OH MY GOD XDDD
Pesu: THAT IS WIN
Mr. Edgeworth: RACE ATTORNEY
Ms. Von Karma gets back on track.
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a building.
Dick Gumshoe gets out with Pesu, runs like hell, ducks. Car explodes.
Ms. Von Karma lauches a missile at the burger balloon.
Mr. Wright chug chug chug.
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? MILES, GAS.
Mr. Wright: QUICK LET'S DITCH.
Dick Gumshoe beats up a bunch of random guys, takes their money and weapons, steals a car, and speeds off.
Mr. Wright kicks open door, leaps, rolls several feet.
Ms. Von Karma flies by Miles and Wright "Woo!"
Mr. Wright lands and goes still.
Mr. Wright probably should've stopped the car first.
Dick Gumshoe visits the Paint n Spray before getting back on track. ;-P
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth takes ema's notepad.
Mr. Edgeworth writes down what just happened.
Mr. Edgeworth: DARWIN AWARD FOR YOU!
Mr. Wright bloods profusely.
Ms. Von Karma has the hiccups and car jumps from time to time.
Mr. Wright: ..
Mr. Wright: ..
Zeichner: PHOENIX DOWN!!
Mr. Wright: bleeds.
Zeichner is shot.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Wright: ROFL
Dick Gumshoe: XDDDDDD
Pesu, shooter xD
Dick Gumshoe looks at the dog in the passenger seat, who would seem to have a gun.
Dick Gumshoe O_O face.
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a ?? box.
Dick Gumshoe turns steering wheel fast, hits a ? box and jumps out of the car.
Dick Gumshoe leaves Pesu
Dick Gumshoe carries the three green shells with him, goes on running
Pesu jumps out of car, blinks. Picks up something and runs after Gumshoe.
Mr. Wright lays there motionless.
Dick Gumshoe: I'm... *huff*.... gonna be... *huff huff* ... first place!
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a lampost. "DAMN IT!"
Mr. Wright, pool of blood.
Dick Gumshoe passes Wright running, throws a shell backwards as he does so.
Ms. Von Karma climbs out of the taxi.
Dick Gumshoe stops.
Mr. Wright twitches.
Dick Gumshoe sloowly turns around.
Dick Gumshoe wtfs.
Mr. Wright bleeds more.
Ms. Von Karma's whip converts into a hoverboard and takes off. xD
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: XDD
Mr. Wright doesn't move.
Mr. Wright's finger twitches. O.O
Pesu stops at Wright, sniffs at.
Dick Gumshoe goes over to Wright, still holding two shells.
Mr. Wright writes something in blood next to him.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright: M
Mr. Wright: I
Mr. Wright: L
Mr. Wright: E
Mr. Wright: S
Mr. Wright goes motionless.
Dick Gumshoe drops shells.
Dick Gumshoe takes pictures!
Ms. Von Karma wonders where the hell miles went as she turns a corner.
Dick Gumshoe gets out his cell phone and dials Miss von Karma's number.
Ms. Von Karma picks up "HELLO?"
Dick Gumshoe: .... Uh....
Dick Gumshoe: I found Mr. Wright, ma'am.
Ms. Von Karma: Oh?
Maggey Byrde, meanwhile, is in the park with Missile, eating a hotdog.
Ms. Von Karma does a 180 turn and heads back.
Dick Gumshoe: He's dead.
Ms. Von Karma blinks "WHAT!?"
Dick Gumshoe: And he wrote 'MILES' in blood.
Ms. Von Karma: Miles? Miles killed his lo--"
Pesu sits down next to him.
Ms. Von Karma: his rival? Oo
Dick Gumshoe: I love it when the victims do that - wait, what were you saying?!
Ms. Von Karma: Uh, nothing...where are you?
Mr. Wright: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Uh...
Mr. Edgeworth: WTF.
Mr. Edgeworth: I DIDN"T DO IT.
Dick Gumshoe looks at the street signs.
Mr. Edgeworth steps on the blood and smears it off.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWNED!
Dick Gumshoe: Corner of Main and first.
Mr. Wright: I'm... Not... Dead... Yet...
Dick Gumshoe: ...!
Dick Gumshoe: HE'S ALIVE
Mr. Edgeworth steps on.
Ms. Von Karma turns the corner "never mind, I see you."
Mr. Wright SCREAMS LIKE A SNIFFER DOG.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Mr. Edgeworth Henry-style step.
Ms. Von Karma screechs to a halt at the crime scene.
Mr. Edgeworth takes his badge.
Dick Gumshoe watches with pseudo professional expression.
Mr. Edgeworth throws it fifty feet!!
Mr. Edgeworth: What are you looking at?
Pesu runs after it.
Mr. Edgeworth: This is a car accident.
Ms. Von Karma whips Miles "WHAT have you done!?"
Mr. Wright coughs up blood.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWW!
Mr. Wright: You're... an $!?.hole.
Mr. Edgeworth: :-\
Ms. Von Karma eeps and jumps "HE's alive?"
Mr. Edgeworth: NO.
Mr. Wright: YES I'M ALIVE.
Mr. Edgeworth sits on his face.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright mmfffgfs.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: ...........
Mr. Edgeworth: SEE?
Ms. Von Karma: that is so wrong.
Dick Gumshoe: yes it is
Maggey Byrde walks over.
Maggey Byrde: ...
Ms. Von Karma kicks Miles of him.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW.
Maggey Byrde turns around, walks away.
Dick Gumshoe prods Wright.
Mr. Wright gurgles.
Dick Gumshoe: Uh. You alive, pal?
Mr. Wright: No.
Ms. Von Karma calls 911.
Dick Gumshoe: Oh, okay.
Ms. Von Karma: If you die...who else am I supposed to knock out in court?
Mr. Edgeworth swings at Gumshoe.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Wright's body when the picture is needed
Mr. Edgeworth grabs Wright's arm, drags.
Dick Gumshoe: ...!?
Mr. Edgeworth runs.
Maggey Byrde flies out of nowhere, tackles Edgeworth.
Dick Gumshoe: !?*
Mr. Edgeworth: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Mr. Edgeworth falls over.
Dick Gumshoe: OFFICER BYRDE!
Maggey Byrde: YOU. WILL. NOT. HURT. MR WRIGHT!
Maggey Byrde dobby voice.
Dick Gumshoe: xDD
Mr. Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Maggey Byrde: OVERRULED $!?%&.
Dick Gumshoe kneels over Wright.
Mr. Edgeworth hits her like a man.
Maggey Byrde maces
Ms. Von Karma ties Miles up. "You're not goin' anywhere!"
Dick Gumshoe pokes pokes pokes.
Mr. Wright subtly twitches.
Mr. Edgeworth: DFjsafjsf;klJSFD:kj
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT SIS
Dick Gumshoe: Just makin' sure you're still alive, pal.
Luna Cat takes a picture of what wright wrote in blood
Ms. Von Karma hears a ambulance.
Mr. Edgeworth: CRAP.
Mr. Edgeworth: IT'S THE 5-O
Maggey Byrde continuous stream of mace.
Mr. Edgeworth: THAGH
Ms. Von Karma: BUT Nothin'! this is all your fault anyways, Mr. Miles Edgeworth!
Mr. Edgeworth: ..
Maggey Byrde: I AM THE 5-O NIG.
Mr. Edgeworth: HEP ME
ChiefGant at some point got up from being plastered to the ground and walked over to the 'crime scene'.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: IT WAS A CAR ACCIDENT
Mr. Edgeworth: LOOK AT THE HOE IN THE WINDOW
Dick Gumshoe gives Maggey hand cuffs
Mr. Edgeworth: HOLE
Mr. Edgeworth: OF THE CASH CAB
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW
Pesu: xD
Ms. Von Karma: You started all of this off in your office!
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Mr. Edgeworth: IN WRIGHT'S OFFICE
Maggey Byrde: DID I TELL YOU TO TALK.
ChiefGant standing in front of the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE WERE TOSSING A SALAD
Mr. Edgeworth CRIES.
Dick Gumshoe sees... Gant in front of the window.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Chief is a hoe?!
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Ms. Von Karma: I don't want to know what you were doing with him in there, but if you hadn't answered the door, this could have been avoided!
Maggey Byrde: SUCK IT UP PUSSY.
Mr. Edgeworth SPITS AT.
Maggey Byrde maces.
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?
Mr. Wright handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: I'M CALLING MYSELF!
Mr. Wright: ..
Dick Gumshoe gags Edgey with a sock off of his foot
Mr. Wright: jk
Maggey Byrde handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: Get it? Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Ms. Von Karma throws Mr. Wright in the ambulance.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Edgeworth
Mr. Edgeworth: the car accident of phoenix wright!! which is somehow blamed on edgeworth
Maggey Byrde: because everything is his fault
Mr. Edgeworth: LIES!
Maggey Byrde: OBJECTION.
Dick Gumshoe's eyebrows wiggle
Maggey Byrde: ...
Dick Gumshoe: OBJECTION
Maggey Byrde winks.
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
Dick Gumshoe: ..
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER.
Dick Gumshoe melts
Ms. Von Karma: OBJECTION!
Dick Gumshoe: WOO
Mr. Justice: Mr. Edgeworth is going to be needing a defense attorney!
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!
Ms. Von Karma: said attorney is a heap of flesh and goin' to hospital!
Mr. Edgeworth: again.
Maggey Byrde SPITS OUT WATER
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?IN &$!? YOU!!
Mr. Wright dies while all of this is going on.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Pesu pokes at Wright with nose. Whines.
Maggey Byrde: ahh FACK.
Ms. Von Karma: MILES! You...You...Murderer! :o
Mr. Edgeworth: i can see it now
Mr. Edgeworth: phoenix wright 4: phoenix wright reborn
Dick Gumshoe looks out of place
Mr. Edgeworth: with maya... channeling phoenix!!
Mr. Edgeworth: she'll be a MAN!
Ms. Von Karma laughs xD
Mr. Justice runs after the ambulance
Mr. Justice dies of nose bone shards being thrust into his brain.
Mr. Wright: OBJECTION!
Mr. Wright: Sorry, Fagsgay... But that's impossible.
Mr. Wright: YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!
Mr. Wright: Mo&$!?in' imposter.
Mr. Wright snaps neck.
Dick Gumshoe cheers
Dick Gumshoe throws confetti
Dick Gumshoe: YAAY VICTORY~
Mr. Wright: I refuse to become Hobohodo.
Luna Cat takes more pictures
Ms. Von Karma pulls a mini-van out of her pocket. >> a full sized one. "We're all going on a field trip...a field trip..."
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Maggey Byrde: ...
Luna Cat: ...
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Where too, Miss von Karma? ^-^
Luna Cat: ......
Ms. Von Karma: Whereever the road takes us.
I'm Ms. Von Karma.
Myuutsuu knocks on Wrights door.
Mr. Edgeworth GIGGLES.
Mr. Edgeworth rolls to door.
Mr. Edgeworth answers it, looks up.
Ms. Von Karma wonders what the hell Miles is on.
Myuutsuu looks left
Myuutsuu looks right
Myuutsuu looks down.
Mr. Wright peers out from behind desk. ;-P face.
Mr. Wright retreats.
Myuutsuu: ...Mr..Edgeworth? You're back?
Mr. Edgeworth: HAI!
Mr. Edgeworth: KONNICHIWA UDGEY-SAN!
Mr. Edgeworth: Me and Wright were just...
Mr. Edgeworth: Making some salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: Do you want some?
Myuutsuu: What is...ah...going on? o-o; I thought court was supposed to take place hours a--...Salad?
Mr. Edgeworth: Yes, salad.
Mr. Wright peers around the other corner.
Myuutsuu: ...Actully, I am quite fond of salad. n.n
Mr. Edgeworth: Caesar salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: That's wonderful.
Mr. Wright: Come in and close the door behind you. *.*
Mr. Edgeworth: We haven't quite finished tossing it yet, you're welcome to join us.
Myuutsuu enters, closed door. "Er...where is it? >> <<"
Mr. Edgeworth: It's... --- QUICK WRIGHT GET THE BAG!
Mr. Edgeworth: GET THE BAG GET THE BAG
Ms. Von Karma sweat-drops.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK GET THE BAG
Mr. Edgeworth: AHHH
Mr. Wright LEAPS INTO ACTION.
Mr. Edgeworth: PUT IT OVER HIS HEAD
Mr. Edgeworth ties him up.
Mr. Wright does so.
Myuutsuu: dkjfkdsg
Mr. Edgeworth: GUILTY!
Dick Gumshoe: criminal lawyers!
Myuutsuu muffled. "mmM mmdsmfsM!"
Mr. Wright cackles, highfives.
Mr. Edgeworth shoves him under Wright's desk.
Mr. Edgeworth highfives.
ChiefGant knocks on Wright's door. ^_^
Myuutsuu: "I'mmafgonnakillyousonsabitches"
Mr. Edgeworth opens door.
Mr. Edgeworth shuts door.
Myuutsuu muffled screams louder
ChiefGant... frowns.
Mr. Wright: Pwned.
Mr. Edgeworth screams like that girl on freakazoid.
Mr. Wright: Now how about that salad.
ChiefGant knocks again. "I have cookies...?"
Myuutsuu: "mmm MMMMM!!!:!
ChiefGant proceeds to slowly pick the lock.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK NICK. WE NEED... TO ESCAPE.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright opens window.
Myuutsuu: MmMmMmmmmMMmmMMMM!!
Mr. Wright LEAPS.
Mr. Edgeworth: ... OH GOD
ChiefGant click
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT THAT's THE THIRD FL--
ChiefGant opens door.
Myuutsuu wiggles in bag
Mr. Edgeworth leaps too.
ChiefGant: ....
ChiefGant closes door.
Myuutsuu thuds against desk.
Mr. Edgeworth: MILES EDGEWORTH CHOOSES--
Mr. Wright, explosion from behind both.
Myuutsuu: "MmmMmMMmMMMM!!!:
Mr. Edgeworth lands on someone. a pedestrian.
ChiefGant opens door again.
Mr. Wright lands on Miles.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: --
Myuutsuu muffled, "Heeeeeeeeelp!"
Mr. Edgeworth: HOW CAN THAT BE??!?
Ms. Von Karma looks at the two lawyers at her feet "ok, what the hell?"
Mr. Edgeworth: THERE ARE SCIENTIFIC LAWS THAT PROHIBIT THIS POSSIBILITY.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: I think this chick is dead.
Mr. Wright: Oh, sh.it.
Mr. Edgeworth flees the scene with ancient scooby-doo style runnng animation.
Mr. Wright dittos.
Mr. Wright: ZOINKS!
Ms. Von Karma is a witness! O.o
ChiefGant what the hells
Mr. Edgeworth: Jinkies!
Mr. Edgeworth: I love this tea shop.
ChiefGant frees the judge myuu
Ms. Von Karma just stands there, too shocked to move.
Mr. Wright grabs von Karma.
Mr. Wright spins.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright spins fast.
Mr. Wright runs.
Mr. Edgeworth: FRANZISKA!
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: Did you hear that?
Mr. Wright: Hear what?
Ms. Von Karma: "WHAT?!"
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: SHE HAS A WEAPON.
Myuutsuu glares at Gant. "GANT. You have free rein. GET ME EDGEWORTH AND WRIGHT."
Mr. Edgeworth calls a cab.
ChiefGant: ... Someone must have planted you in Wrighto's office!
Mr. Edgeworth gets in cab.
ChiefGant oblivious.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright jumps in.
Mr. Edgeworth drives away.
ChiefGant: ...
Ema Sky cab driver, turns around.
ChiefGant: Free reign, hmmm?
Ema Sky: BRRRING
Ms. Von Karma snaps out of trance and hangs on back of cab. >>
Mr. Wright: Let's go to Vegas, honey. *.*
Ema Sky: YOU'RE IN THE CASH CAB!
Mr. Wright: ...
ChiefGant: XDDDDD
Myuutsuu: Just GET THEM.
Ms. Von Karma does a inspector gadget with the ski's. >>
ChiefGant picks up Wright's phone and dials Wright's number ^^
Dick Gumshoe sits several floors down clueless.
Myuutsuu flops in Wright's chair. "He just..attacked me! The sonofabitches jumpped me!:
Pesu goes downstairs, losing interest. Barks at Gumshoe for attention.
Ms. Von Karma falls off the cab and rols down the road.
Mewtu secretly sent people to attack Myuu.
Ms. Von Karma: OW, OW, OW OWW...
Ema Sky drives.
ChiefGant looks at Myuu
Ms. Von Karma calls gumshoe on her phone and waits for him to pick up.
Ema Sky: ...
Dick Gumshoe picks up phone. "Heeelllllo?"
ChiefGant looks at window.
ChiefGant runs for window.
Mr. Wright: Ema.
ChiefGant swan dive.
Mr. Wright: What the Hell.
Ms. Von Karma: SCRUFFY! GET HERE IN A CAR AND CHASE THAT TAXI!
Dick Gumshoe: ......
Ms. Von Karma >>'s.
Ema Sky: I DON'T KNOW MR. WRIGHT
Dick Gumshoe: What taxi?
Ms. Von Karma: ...THE ONE WRIGHT AND MILES RAN OFF IN!
Ema Sky: This whole series of events is pretty unlikely, scientifically speaking.
Mr. Wright gets cellphone.
ChiefGant hits the ground, bounces, and lays there probably dead
Mr. Edgeworth giggles uncontrollably
Mr. Wright dials von Karma's number.
Myuutsuu mumbles, sits at desk, watches TV. "I did not sign up for this...-.-"
Dick Gumshoe: Oh. Right...
Mr. Edgeworth plays with the power windows.
Mr. Wright also giggles. "Shh shh shh..."
Dick Gumshoe: Okay then, Miss von Karma! I'll do that!
Ms. Von Karma's phones is engaged.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Mr. Wright presses talk, waits with a perfect *.* face.
Ms. Von Karma: or not.
Dick Gumshoe picks up Pesu and goes outside.
Mr. Edgeworth O_O face, listens in.
Ms. Von Karma's phone rings and she picks up "YES?"
Mr. Wright: ... PRINCESS.
Mr. Wright breaks out laughing and hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: HAHAHA
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL!!!!!
Dick Gumshoe gets in car, slowly drives out.
Mr. Wright: WHAT SHOULD WE DO MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE SHOULD CALL PEOPLE AS UNKNOWN...
Ms. Von Karma fumes and screams out "OK, THAT'S IT WRIGHT. YOU'RE DEAD!"
Mr. Edgeworth: AND SAY OBJECTION IN TANDEM
Mr. Edgeworth: AND HANG UP!!!
Mr. Wright: OH GOD YEAH WE TOTALLY SHOULD.
Mr. Edgeworth: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth phone get.
Mr. Wright: AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth calls Gumshoe.
Zeichner calls Phoenix's cellphone.
Mr. Wright GIGGLES.
Mr. Wright: .. !
Ms. Von Karma sits in the middle of the road, waiting.
Mr. Wright picks up. "HERRO?!" XDDDDD
Zeichner lowers voice a bit.
Mr. Edgeworth: o.o xDDDDDD HERRO?
Zeichner: Do you... have...
Zeichner: the....
Mr. Edgeworth: IS THAT A WORD? THAT'S ABSURD. YOU TURD.
Mr. Edgeworth: The thing?
Mr. Wright: KEYS TO THE HOTEL?
Mr. Edgeworth: I have it.
Dick Gumshoe picks up his phone.
Dick Gumshoe: Heeelllo? ^-^
Mr. Wright: I'M GONNA SET THOSE MOTHER&$!?ERS ON FIRE.
Mr. Wright: ON FIIIIYAAAAAAAH.
Zeichner: The.... the...
Ms. Von Karma gets up, calls a cab, whips the driver out and takes off after the damn Taxi.
Ema Sky: ... O_O
Mr. Wright is not quoting You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.
Mr. Wright: ...
Ema Sky looks in the rearview mirror.
Zeichner: THE TRIFORCE?!
Zeichner hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe drives around looking for said taxi.
Ema Sky: GERMAN BONDAGE PROSECUTOR AT 11:26!
Ema Sky hits the gas.
Ema Sky: CRAP
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?ING HELL.
Ema Sky: WE'RE IN JAPAN
Ema Sky: WE CAN'T DRIVE THAT FAST
Mr. Wright: BUCKLE UP MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth does so.
Mr. Wright: IT'S THE LAW!
Maya Fay: FART FACES
Ema Sky: :-DRIVES.
Ms. Von Karma tears down the road!
Ema Sky dRIVES.
Dick Gumshoe catches up with.
Ema Sky lays a banana mario kart thing.
Mr. Wright: GUYS WE ALMOST JUST HIT A PROSTITUTE
Mr. Wright: BE CAREFUL
Ms. Von Karma makes a note to buy the taxi she's in later.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL
Mr. Wright: WE MIGHT GET A SECOND STAR
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a pole, screeches
Mr. Edgeworth: IF WE DID THAT THERE WOULD BE NO MORE BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS
Pesu barks wildly. D:!
Ema Sky gets another ? box.
Dick Gumshoe picks Pesu up, gets out.
Ema Sky: AHH
Ms. Von Karma goes through a box "explodin' sheep!?"
Mr. Wright screams. "DINGLING!!!"
Dick Gumshoe tugs a random guy out of his cheap car, gets in with Pesu, speeds after.
Maya Fay suddenly hears Steel Samurai theme, wanders off like : D??
Ms. Von Karma throws the sheep out the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL MR. DINGLING
Mr. Edgeworth highpitched voice. "DINGLING'
Mr. Edgeworth: is GUILTY
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL YEAH
Mr. Wright: DINGLING - GUILTY!
Mr. Edgeworth highfives the seat in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma rings Wright's phone.
Dick Gumshoe hits a ? box.
Mr. Wright picks up.
Mr. Wright: DINGLING!
Dick Gumshoe...! gets a blue shell?!
Mr. Wright hangs up.
Ema Sky: GUYS LOOK
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?
Ms. Von Karma: Mr. Ph--- ¬¬
Ema Sky: AT GUMSHOE's SCREEN
Dick Gumshoe launches it
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? EMA OH &$!? OH &$!?
Ema Sky: OH NO!
Mr. Wright: ..
Ema Sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr. Wright: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Ema Sky jumps out.
Ema Sky: BYE!
Ema Sky runs.
Mr. Wright: &$!? YOU
Mr. Wright: &$!?%
Mr. Wright jumps into the driver's seat.
Ms. Von Karma sees the taxi stop and skids to a halt.
Mr. Edgeworth: MY CRAVAT
Mr. Wright: MILES TAKE WEAPONS.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK DRIVE
Dick Gumshoe keeps driving, total ^0^ face
Mr. Edgeworth: WHAT
Myuutsuu draws Wright/Edgeworth pics all over Wright's desk
Mr. Wright GASSES IT.
Ms. Von Karma starts up again. "GRR!"
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth jumps into the front seat.
Dick Gumshoe slips on a bananna, takes a moment to get back on course.
Ms. Von Karma hits a ? box
Dick Gumshoe, not far behind von Karma. Also hits one.
Mr. Wright drives through a double ??.
Ms. Von Karma: 3 missiles? woo!
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Mr. Edgeworth: NOT THAT DOG
Ms. Von Karma hits a button.
Dick Gumshoe launches it at the car in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma is hit? "What the?"
Maya Fay follows people around in this.
Dick Gumshoe: ....!
Dick Gumshoe: OH MY GOD XDDD
Pesu: THAT IS WIN
Mr. Edgeworth: RACE ATTORNEY
Ms. Von Karma gets back on track.
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a building.
Dick Gumshoe gets out with Pesu, runs like hell, ducks. Car explodes.
Ms. Von Karma lauches a missile at the burger balloon.
Mr. Wright chug chug chug.
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? MILES, GAS.
Mr. Wright: QUICK LET'S DITCH.
Dick Gumshoe beats up a bunch of random guys, takes their money and weapons, steals a car, and speeds off.
Mr. Wright kicks open door, leaps, rolls several feet.
Ms. Von Karma flies by Miles and Wright "Woo!"
Mr. Wright lands and goes still.
Mr. Wright probably should've stopped the car first.
Dick Gumshoe visits the Paint n Spray before getting back on track. ;-P
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth takes ema's notepad.
Mr. Edgeworth writes down what just happened.
Mr. Edgeworth: DARWIN AWARD FOR YOU!
Mr. Wright bloods profusely.
Ms. Von Karma has the hiccups and car jumps from time to time.
Mr. Wright: ..
Mr. Wright: ..
Zeichner: PHOENIX DOWN!!
Mr. Wright: bleeds.
Zeichner is shot.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Wright: ROFL
Dick Gumshoe: XDDDDDD
Pesu, shooter xD
Dick Gumshoe looks at the dog in the passenger seat, who would seem to have a gun.
Dick Gumshoe O_O face.
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a ?? box.
Dick Gumshoe turns steering wheel fast, hits a ? box and jumps out of the car.
Dick Gumshoe leaves Pesu
Dick Gumshoe carries the three green shells with him, goes on running
Pesu jumps out of car, blinks. Picks up something and runs after Gumshoe.
Mr. Wright lays there motionless.
Dick Gumshoe: I'm... *huff*.... gonna be... *huff huff* ... first place!
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a lampost. "DAMN IT!"
Mr. Wright, pool of blood.
Dick Gumshoe passes Wright running, throws a shell backwards as he does so.
Ms. Von Karma climbs out of the taxi.
Dick Gumshoe stops.
Mr. Wright twitches.
Dick Gumshoe sloowly turns around.
Dick Gumshoe wtfs.
Mr. Wright bleeds more.
Ms. Von Karma's whip converts into a hoverboard and takes off. xD
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: XDD
Mr. Wright doesn't move.
Mr. Wright's finger twitches. O.O
Pesu stops at Wright, sniffs at.
Dick Gumshoe goes over to Wright, still holding two shells.
Mr. Wright writes something in blood next to him.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright: M
Mr. Wright: I
Mr. Wright: L
Mr. Wright: E
Mr. Wright: S
Mr. Wright goes motionless.
Dick Gumshoe drops shells.
Dick Gumshoe takes pictures!
Ms. Von Karma wonders where the hell miles went as she turns a corner.
Dick Gumshoe gets out his cell phone and dials Miss von Karma's number.
Ms. Von Karma picks up "HELLO?"
Dick Gumshoe: .... Uh....
Dick Gumshoe: I found Mr. Wright, ma'am.
Ms. Von Karma: Oh?
Maggey Byrde, meanwhile, is in the park with Missile, eating a hotdog.
Ms. Von Karma does a 180 turn and heads back.
Dick Gumshoe: He's dead.
Ms. Von Karma blinks "WHAT!?"
Dick Gumshoe: And he wrote 'MILES' in blood.
Ms. Von Karma: Miles? Miles killed his lo--"
Pesu sits down next to him.
Ms. Von Karma: his rival? Oo
Dick Gumshoe: I love it when the victims do that - wait, what were you saying?!
Ms. Von Karma: Uh, nothing...where are you?
Mr. Wright: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Uh...
Mr. Edgeworth: WTF.
Mr. Edgeworth: I DIDN"T DO IT.
Dick Gumshoe looks at the street signs.
Mr. Edgeworth steps on the blood and smears it off.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWNED!
Dick Gumshoe: Corner of Main and first.
Mr. Wright: I'm... Not... Dead... Yet...
Dick Gumshoe: ...!
Dick Gumshoe: HE'S ALIVE
Mr. Edgeworth steps on.
Ms. Von Karma turns the corner "never mind, I see you."
Mr. Wright SCREAMS LIKE A SNIFFER DOG.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Mr. Edgeworth Henry-style step.
Ms. Von Karma screechs to a halt at the crime scene.
Mr. Edgeworth takes his badge.
Dick Gumshoe watches with pseudo professional expression.
Mr. Edgeworth throws it fifty feet!!
Mr. Edgeworth: What are you looking at?
Pesu runs after it.
Mr. Edgeworth: This is a car accident.
Ms. Von Karma whips Miles "WHAT have you done!?"
Mr. Wright coughs up blood.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWW!
Mr. Wright: You're... an $!?.hole.
Mr. Edgeworth: :-\
Ms. Von Karma eeps and jumps "HE's alive?"
Mr. Edgeworth: NO.
Mr. Wright: YES I'M ALIVE.
Mr. Edgeworth sits on his face.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright mmfffgfs.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: ...........
Mr. Edgeworth: SEE?
Ms. Von Karma: that is so wrong.
Dick Gumshoe: yes it is
Maggey Byrde walks over.
Maggey Byrde: ...
Ms. Von Karma kicks Miles of him.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW.
Maggey Byrde turns around, walks away.
Dick Gumshoe prods Wright.
Mr. Wright gurgles.
Dick Gumshoe: Uh. You alive, pal?
Mr. Wright: No.
Ms. Von Karma calls 911.
Dick Gumshoe: Oh, okay.
Ms. Von Karma: If you die...who else am I supposed to knock out in court?
Mr. Edgeworth swings at Gumshoe.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Wright's body when the picture is needed
Mr. Edgeworth grabs Wright's arm, drags.
Dick Gumshoe: ...!?
Mr. Edgeworth runs.
Maggey Byrde flies out of nowhere, tackles Edgeworth.
Dick Gumshoe: !?*
Mr. Edgeworth: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Mr. Edgeworth falls over.
Dick Gumshoe: OFFICER BYRDE!
Maggey Byrde: YOU. WILL. NOT. HURT. MR WRIGHT!
Maggey Byrde dobby voice.
Dick Gumshoe: xDD
Mr. Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Maggey Byrde: OVERRULED $!?%&.
Dick Gumshoe kneels over Wright.
Mr. Edgeworth hits her like a man.
Maggey Byrde maces
Ms. Von Karma ties Miles up. "You're not goin' anywhere!"
Dick Gumshoe pokes pokes pokes.
Mr. Wright subtly twitches.
Mr. Edgeworth: DFjsafjsf;klJSFD:kj
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT SIS
Dick Gumshoe: Just makin' sure you're still alive, pal.
Luna Cat takes a picture of what wright wrote in blood
Ms. Von Karma hears a ambulance.
Mr. Edgeworth: CRAP.
Mr. Edgeworth: IT'S THE 5-O
Maggey Byrde continuous stream of mace.
Mr. Edgeworth: THAGH
Ms. Von Karma: BUT Nothin'! this is all your fault anyways, Mr. Miles Edgeworth!
Mr. Edgeworth: ..
Maggey Byrde: I AM THE 5-O NIG.
Mr. Edgeworth: HEP ME
ChiefGant at some point got up from being plastered to the ground and walked over to the 'crime scene'.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: IT WAS A CAR ACCIDENT
Mr. Edgeworth: LOOK AT THE HOE IN THE WINDOW
Dick Gumshoe gives Maggey hand cuffs
Mr. Edgeworth: HOLE
Mr. Edgeworth: OF THE CASH CAB
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW
Pesu: xD
Ms. Von Karma: You started all of this off in your office!
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Mr. Edgeworth: IN WRIGHT'S OFFICE
Maggey Byrde: DID I TELL YOU TO TALK.
ChiefGant standing in front of the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE WERE TOSSING A SALAD
Mr. Edgeworth CRIES.
Dick Gumshoe sees... Gant in front of the window.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Chief is a hoe?!
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Ms. Von Karma: I don't want to know what you were doing with him in there, but if you hadn't answered the door, this could have been avoided!
Maggey Byrde: SUCK IT UP PUSSY.
Mr. Edgeworth SPITS AT.
Maggey Byrde maces.
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?
Mr. Wright handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: I'M CALLING MYSELF!
Mr. Wright: ..
Dick Gumshoe gags Edgey with a sock off of his foot
Mr. Wright: jk
Maggey Byrde handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: Get it? Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Ms. Von Karma throws Mr. Wright in the ambulance.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Edgeworth
Mr. Edgeworth: the car accident of phoenix wright!! which is somehow blamed on edgeworth
Maggey Byrde: because everything is his fault
Mr. Edgeworth: LIES!
Maggey Byrde: OBJECTION.
Dick Gumshoe's eyebrows wiggle
Maggey Byrde: ...
Dick Gumshoe: OBJECTION
Maggey Byrde winks.
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
Dick Gumshoe: ..
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER.
Dick Gumshoe melts
Ms. Von Karma: OBJECTION!
Dick Gumshoe: WOO
Mr. Justice: Mr. Edgeworth is going to be needing a defense attorney!
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!
Ms. Von Karma: said attorney is a heap of flesh and goin' to hospital!
Mr. Edgeworth: again.
Maggey Byrde SPITS OUT WATER
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?IN &$!? YOU!!
Mr. Wright dies while all of this is going on.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Pesu pokes at Wright with nose. Whines.
Maggey Byrde: ahh FACK.
Ms. Von Karma: MILES! You...You...Murderer! :o
Mr. Edgeworth: i can see it now
Mr. Edgeworth: phoenix wright 4: phoenix wright reborn
Dick Gumshoe looks out of place
Mr. Edgeworth: with maya... channeling phoenix!!
Mr. Edgeworth: she'll be a MAN!
Ms. Von Karma laughs xD
Mr. Justice runs after the ambulance
Mr. Justice dies of nose bone shards being thrust into his brain.
Mr. Wright: OBJECTION!
Mr. Wright: Sorry, Fagsgay... But that's impossible.
Mr. Wright: YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!
Mr. Wright: Mo&$!?in' imposter.
Mr. Wright snaps neck.
Dick Gumshoe cheers
Dick Gumshoe throws confetti
Dick Gumshoe: YAAY VICTORY~
Mr. Wright: I refuse to become Hobohodo.
Luna Cat takes more pictures
Ms. Von Karma pulls a mini-van out of her pocket. >> a full sized one. "We're all going on a field trip...a field trip..."
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Maggey Byrde: ...
Luna Cat: ...
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Where too, Miss von Karma? ^-^
Luna Cat: ......
Ms. Von Karma: Whereever the road takes us.
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