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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someonewith cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakestwice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spi ritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by a dick.

 
 
   
 

Subject: To be 6 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing His wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
 she'd like to have for her Birthday. '

I'd like to be six again', she replied,
still looking i n the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

 What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
 Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

 He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
 her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake


 Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
 and her Favorite candy, M&M's.

 What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over
 his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
 changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'


 The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

 
 
 

   
QUITE THE RUDE AWAKENING .....
Dave was up and off early this morning to the mill site for more wood milling.  After he left I turned on the computer ..... did a quick Mindsay check ..... and crawled back into bed ..... trying to decide if I should just get up or go back to sleep.  Another shitty night of sleeping.

Then I heard something ..... a loud screech ..... living on a highway that really isn't anything new ..... but this was different ..... then a huge KABOOM!  Loud ..... followed by more screeching and a BANG!

My heart started racing as the dogs across the highway started barking.  Jumping out of bed ..... grabbing my bathrobe and slippers, car keys, cell phone and sunglasses I ran out the door to our car.  Racing down our long driveway I could see a large dust cloud on the main highway.  Upon reaching the highway I didn't see anything but lots of dust at first ..... then the little white car off in the ditch ..... SHIT!

Pedal to the metal across the highway and down to where I could get turned around the right direction .... a jogger running towards me ..... "do you have a phone?"  Yes, I replied ..... and dialed 911 as he continued down the road to the little car in the ditch.  Pieces of car everywhere ..... then I noticed mail .... a lot of it ..... they had hit the mailboxes ...... taking them out ..... then somehow flipped back across the highway landing upright in the ditch ..... holy cow! 

The jogger and another vehicle with a nurse ..... yes, how lucky was that ..... now stopped with the woman in the car.  After getting off the phone with 911 I got turned around and parked with the others waiting for help to come.

The woman .... a widowed lady who I know from my waiting table days had fallen asleep at the wheel coming home from her night job at the retirement home in Yreka.  She was in shock .... but no blood anywhere .... conscious and alert with some head and neck pain.   After about15 minutes .... gotta love rural areas .... help arrives in force ..... three fire rescue units, CHP and an ambulance. 

Still in my bathroom and pretty much naked underneath .... it was time for me to come home .... and recount this in here so I can shake it off.

Coffee ..... I need coffee ...... the ambulance just left ..... sirens heading down road.

Whew .....

Now then, where was I ?  Hell, think I'll just get up.



Peace. J.
 
 
   
 

 

   
ABORTION

There are approximately 46 million abortions worldwide each year, which is about a billion, say, in just the last twenty-five years.

 

By comparison, each year about 50 million people die. 

 

About 78% of all abortions are obtained in developing countries, and 22% occur in developed countries.

 

Of the 46 million abortions each year, about 26 million are legal; an additional 20 million are obtained in countries where abortion is restricted or prohibited by law.

 

Worldwide, the lifetime average is about one abortion per woman.

 

 
 
   
 

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