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obfuscational tendencies
Everyone has days when they want to stay in bed all day. In my oh-so-very-humble-opinion it ought to be a rule on Saturdays. However, I find that due to mundane things like laundry and the Puritan work ethic of Herman Melville I am kept in a trance-like state that seems to happily coexist with a craving for plain black tea with lemon.

I don't know what happens precisely during this stage of the process; although I can satisfactorily clean house even to the point of switching out tablecloths, there is no way in Zimbabwell that I will be able to concentrate on "Billy Budd". Suspiciously I glance at my studious friend who seems to plow through the religious symbolism and nautical terminology with an unnatural ease even if he does count the pages (there are eighty-nine). Meanwhile, I spent my time in a more helpful way: I giggled inanely at the illustrations I'd made in the margins of my notes for last weekend's class.

Had my morning not begun on duck feet I would be more astonished at the tendency of my nose to wrinkle in distasteful observation of the world beyond it. But then, why should I be so oddly inclined to sarcasm? I was able to spend an hour or so with my father today. I had the honor of spending the entire day with a friend who always manages to make me smile. My mother came home after teaching all day and cooked an incredible meal for us. I got to see my younger sister smile by the light of the sun. Not to mention Will Farrell came for dinner. And dash it all--I have clean socks!!!

So I end my day feeling utterly useless but very taken-care-of.

*sigh*
 
 
   
 

MCC's Cinematic Cheat Sheet: June 19-25, 2005

     Film critic Roger Ebert received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame June 23. Congrats and yay! Someone truly more deserving than Seacrest. Annette Bening, Steve Martin, Ray Romano and Charlize Theron are among the stars who will receive stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2006.

     German film critics are protesting Paramount for implementing a worldwide embargo preventing reviewers from publishing their critiques of Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds until the film's global release date June 29. The critics called the embargo a "violation of basic constitutional rights." Is the movie that bad?! Tom Cruise hosted a special screening of the  War of the Worlds for hundreds of fans in Los Angeles June 20. Laurence Fishburne and Philip Seymour Hoffman are joining Cruise and Keri Russell for writer-director J.J. Abrams' upcoming Mission: Impossible 3. Two good additions.

     Frankly, my dear, I do give a damn: The line "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" from Gone With the Wind was named the American Film Institute's (AFI) number one quote on its "100 Years... 100 Quotes" list and special, which aired June 21 on CBS. Casablanca had the most entries at six, with "Here's looking at you, kid" at number five, the highest-ranked one from that particular movie.

     Paramount Pictures and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's Plan B production company have entered a first-look agreement that gives Paramount an exclusive first bid at producing projects developed by Plan B over the next three years. Paramount Pictures Chairman and CEO Brad Grey is the third founding member of Plan B. Warner Bros' Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Plan B's first endeavor, hits theaters July 15.

     The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) invited 112 members of the film industry to become members. Members of AMPAS vote on who should be nominated for and win Oscars. Gael Garcia Bernal, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Sophie Okonedo, Clive Owen, Charlotte Rampling, Jean Reno, Stellan Skarsgard, Imelda Staunton and Ziyi Zhang are the foreign actors that got in. American actors Thomas Haden Church, Jennifer Coolidge, Will Ferrell, Jamie Foxx, Paul Giamatti and Mykelti Williamson were extended invitations as well. Five directors got in: Alejandro Amenabar, Marc Forster, Oliver Hirschbiegel, Andy Tennant and Joel Zwick. Paramount CEO Brad Grey, Spider-Man producer Avi Arad, Robert Rodriguez's producer-wife Elizabeth Avellan, Crash creator Paul Haggis, The Motorcycle Diaries writer Jose Rivera and School of Rock writer and co-star Mike White were also invited to join AMPAS. On June 22, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences voted against granting a consortium of stunt performers their request for an Oscar in their field. Oscar-winning Spanish filmmaker Pedro Almodovar received a Bunuel's Razor Award for the Best Spanish Film of 2004 for his latest hit, Bad Education. Again, congrats and yay!

     The Los Angeles trial for the case of a photographer accused of trying to extort money from Cameron Diaz via racy photos of her taken before she was famous started June 23. Diaz's Charlie's Angels co-star Lucy Liu will star opposite Cedric the Entertainer in Les Mayfield's action comedy The Cleaner. Liu plays an FBI agent posing as a waitress to Cedric's amnesiac janitor who thinks he's an undercover agent. Liu will also executive produce and star in the independent thriller Devil to Pay. Diaz's pop star boyfriend Justin Timberlake is in talks to join Christina Ricci and Samuel L. Jackson in the film Black Snake Moan. Ricci and Jackson are good, but I don't know about Timberlake - or the title for that matter.

     Fox and Marvel Enterprises are suing Sony and Revolution Studios over Sony's new comic book satire Zoom, starring Tim Allen, which will hit theaters around the same time as Fox's X3. Fox and Marvel claim that Zoom rips off elements of the X-Men.

     An offer not to be refused: Marlon Brando's personal effects, including his driver's licenses and a notated script for The Godfather, are going up for auction at Christie's June 30 in a sale expected to fetch more than $1 million.

     O star Mekhi Phifer will star in and make his directorial debut on Sony's indie comedy Easier, Softer Way, which also stars Maura Tierney, Scott Grimes, John C. McGinley, Ronnie Warner, Terry Crews and Mo Collins. Easier follows two hapless pot heads involved in a scheme to rip off a mysterious character called Mr. Big after the duo sours on rehab. Something tells me this has nothing to do with Sex and the City's Chris Noth.

     AMC Theaters and Loews Cineplex Entertainment announced June 21 that they will merge. I only have one question: Loews does the Ultimate Film Fanatic competition, so does that mean that the AMC theaters, which we have in St. Louis, will have the competition too?!

     The producers of Ray are developing a biopic on legendary comic Rodney Dangerfield, who passed away last year, based in part on his memoir It's Not Easy Being Me.

     James Earl Jones, who is best known for voicing the menacing Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies is suffering from pneumonia. May the force be with him.

     Sarah Michelle Gellar will star in the film adaptation of the Electronic Arts videogame American McGee's Alice, a twisted take on Alice in Wonderland in which Alice has grown up to become a disturbed young woman. I would be too after all that sh*t.

     A Los Angeles prosecutor told a judge June 22 that actor Tom Sizemore violated his probation by trying to fake a drug test, not reporting to his probation officer, missing counseling sessions and not advising authorities of his new address. The judge may send Sizemore back to jail when the hearing resumes. Dude, you're screwed.

     Zack Sinclair, the man convicted of stalking Mel Gibson, was sentenced to three years in state prison June 22. Lucyna Turyk-Wawrynowicz, a housekeeper who worked for Manhattan's rich and famous, has been charged with stealing from clients including Candice Bergen and Robert DeNiro's wife.

-Catherine Krummey, MovieCat Cinema

 
 
 

   
I Bite My Movie Reel at You

What makes someone a film snob?

Is it the movies they watch?  Is it the movies they refuse to watch?  Is it what they look for in a movie?  Is it if they call that movie a "film" and say things like "that was such a beautiful film."  Is it whether they know what cinematography and art direction means?

My favorite movies would all be considered artsy be the normal moviegoer.  I'd much rather watch Citizen Kane than Spiderman.

I look forward to the Academy Awards every year.  I see all the Best Picture nominees.  I try to see all the Best Foreign Film Nominees.

I have over 150 movies in my DVD collection.  I have a section for classics.  I have a section for all the movies I have from the same director.  I like to collect the first film from directors (Ever hear of Following or Pi?  For that matter, ever hear of Christopher Nolan or Darren Aronofsky?)  I have a section for television shows, and then an extra session for HBO shows (which includes every season of The Sopranos and Six Feet Under).

I have Citizen Kane and Taxi Driver and Strangers on a Train and Magnolia and The Royal Tenenbaums and Memento and No Man's Land.  My favorite movie theater is the Ritz because it plays all the Ritzy (see - artsy fartsy) movies that none of the other theaters do.

BUT, I have Something About Mary and Dodgeball and Anchorman and Alien vs. Predator and Die Hard and Swordfish and I LOVE the Matrix trilogy and I can't wait for Batman Begins (which, consequently, is directly by Christopher Nolan) and The Wedding Crashers (I have a bit of a Vince Vaughn obsession - which has absolutely nothing to do with my blog picture) to come out this summer.

So am I a film snob?  Can I be considered a film snob if I voluntarily watch Alien vs. Predator?  Is it because I'm a film nob that I like Alien vs. Predator since I like all the subtle touches and homages to the Alien series that pop up in that movie?

Does ever hearing of Some Like it Hot or The Conversation automatically place me in the film snob category?  Or am I saved from that distinction when I pay money to see Kicking and Screaming?

What are your thoughts?
 

 
 
   
 

 
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