Whitney Houston @ MindSay

Is it just me, or does Beyonce look a bit like Whitney Houston in the shots where she's got her hair up?

Oh no!!  If Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us??

/end sarcasm.

Book says bin Laden had crush on Whitney Houston

By RICHARD L. ELDREDGE | Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 03:28 AM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

If the book excerpts published Monday in the New York Post are on the level, Whitney Houston could single-handedly halt global terrorism. Of course, like the work of any true patriot, it would require some sacrifice.

In this case? Hooking up with Osama bin Laden.

In a juicy excerpt by former bin Laden concubine-turned-“Days of Our Lives” soap opera scribe Kola Boof, 37, she writes that the terrorist mastermind was obsessed with the Alpharetta pop star during her tenure with him.

In her memoir, “Diary of a Lost Girl,” Boof dishes that “He [bin Laden] told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. He had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke someday of spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try and arrange a meeting. In his briefcase, I would come across the Star [magazine] as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name.”

No, no, dear reader, please allow us to voice it for you — Osama bin Laden carried a briefcase?!

Regardless, Boof goes on to say that bin Laden also happened to mention in passing that he was contemplating a hit on Houston’s hubby, Bobby Brown.

Alas, it’s extremely doubtful that bin Laden had access in his basic cable-impaired spider hole to Houston’s recent antics on “Being Bobby Brown,” where she frequently waxed poetically about her bathroom habits while screeching “Bobby, the forest is over!”

Still, it probably couldn’t hurt if Houston and Brown formed a neighborhood watch in their Country Club of the South community to sniff out any suspicious new Wisteria Lane-esque-type neighbors.

After all, according to Boof in “Diary of a Lost Girl”: “He said he wanted to give [Houston] a mansion that he owned. He explained to me that he wanted to possess Whitney. He was willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”

yesterday, i was on myspace, and someone sent me a message

they said that they saw me at tower city kissin someone

and i was like okay, if you did

and then they popped back and said that it was a boy

i'm like WTF?

are you sure that it was me

they was like

yeah, it is unless it's that kid that goes to that other school

i'm like, no it's not jordan or anyone else for that matter,

i was salty as hell though

but some people think i'm gay

cause i mess around with a lot of people

i'm like i'm not gay, not bi for that matter

just think of me as a "sexual" or "sensual" person

no, not a nympho

i'm not going to fuck for the fun of it, if you think about it

 

today we had a world history project where

certain students had to dress up as famous world leaders

i had to dress up as FDR, and came up there looking like

the new and improved Malcolm X,

people took a picture of me with the stupid glasses i had on

i'ma see if i can put it on here tomorrow, cause i looked dumb as hell

lol

it was funny, but yesterday i didn't like american idol

only Kat and Elliott sounded good

i love Donny Hathaway

he can sing like whitney houston

 

i have that new rihanna song stuck in my head, unfaithful and it is getting to the point where i want to

shoot someone

 

all of the poems that i wrote recently (including the if i had a crush) are on that beat

it's annoying as hell

my sister and i were arguing, she said that alicia keys and jamie foxx are gay, and i'm like no they are not

just because alicia dresses tomboyish (or used too) doesn't mean that she is one, and jamie is a little feminine

to me, but that's my opinion

 

i gotta go, cause my mom and dad are gonna be trippin if i don't come home and see that i didn't pick up the car from the shop with my father

i told them i have a makeup test to take, which is the truth, but i didn't go, so i really don't care

i don't know if i should let my sister ann read chapter 2 to my story or not

all those who read it know that there's some content that she might find offensive or not, but i don't care

 

in biology, we watched a movie on charles darwini think that charles darwin was dumb as hell, saying that we evolved from monkeys, that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard, minus the fact that big sis nicole thinks that alicia keys is gay

 

Case # 234024582364274589

Its a damn shame when you go from glamorous singer/actress/idol of millions to this:

She looks like she has lots of cats. And even more crack.