Whip @ MindSay

This SUCKS!

So, today I handle the iggy and he scratches me from shoulder to hand

Then I make mac n' cheese and scald my hand

Then!

An old lady hit me from behind in her big boat of a Buick, then runs off!

WTF!

This day needs to end an hour earlier.

But from her hitting me I think I have whiplash, I've had a headache for a few hours now...

But, as the seasoned veteran I am of car accidents, I was able to get her license plate number and the make of her car...all Buicks look the same anyway.

Justice will be done!  I called the cops and 911 and everything, they'll cite her when they find her...those illusive grannys in buicks...

This is why old people with vision and memory problems shouldn't drive.  She had to be about 70-75, with those huge glasses you see grannys wear. 

This sucks....I just shouldn't have rolled out of bed.

When Cal got his truck, the guy who sold it to him said, right before he sold it, "It comes with a free iguana too." So Cal and I were stuck with this iguana. The night we got him, he was scared-looking, hiding inside a cardboard box, and curiously, I got gloves on and lifted him out, and set him on the back of the couch while he tried to croc-roll over in my hands.  A few hours before we got the truck and the lizard, I told cal that we didn't have room in the apartment for another pet, but now we do..lol

That and I just couldn't bear thinking about sending another iguana to the Humane Society, they get tons, because people don't realize that they're not a regular lizard, so they get rid of them

It was cool to watch his behavior change from being skittish, to being welcoming XD

We've only had him for about a month, but he's gotten a lot more used to us now, and he won't bite if you put your hand in the tank, but he'll whip you a few times before you start to feed him, which is the kinda sucky part, he's always been hand-fed, so we can't go on vacation or anything like that His color is amazing, a bright, vivid green, from being a veggie lizard XD I just felt like writing an entry about him, so many iguanas are mistreated and misfed, but I'm glad that Cal and I are doing awesome with the little surprize :)

Aren't you just tired of those guys that just can't seem to prove that they actually do have a bigger penis?  And don't you know that having a better car means that you aren't spending that money on certain surgeries? In these simple games, a test of strength and reflex, there can be only one wiener.

The semi-annual "Whip It Out!" games have just been started this year, the simple game of olympic proportions (pardon the pun), the objective, to prove that cars, money, and preening women do not matter. The measurement not of the strength of their heart or power of their money, but to what lengths they will go to win, sometimes known as the "Drop Your Pants And Get The Measuring Tape!" games, I suggest that all men with big egos, and an even bigger stick, participate in this game!

Hollywood Star gives the Games, "Two ****s up!"

Siskel and Ebert say it's, "Groin grabbingly good!"