Since the only thing guaranteed in life are death and taxes, the problem of cemetery overcrowding is inevitable. But that isn't stopping a mayor in France from trying to solve the problem, according to a bizarre story sent to us by sarcasmsvoice:
"In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish ...
"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said."
I wonder what type of punishment awaits those that die in Sarpourenx and how it will be enforced
saikotikgunman brings us news from his neck of the woods in Pennsylvania about the crash of one of Oscar Mayer’s 12 “weinermobiles” – a 7,000 pound hot dog on wheels that promotes goodwill for the company across the country.A few of the funnier quotes from the Gannett News Service story:
“Let's be frank: motor vehicle accidents aren't much fun for anyone.”
“Although they didn't relish the experience…”
“Johnson, the trooper, grilled the women briefly and concluded that a routine and sober spinout was all he had on his plate.”
“… that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."
"Usually we try to keep from scratching our buns …"
This story just begs for more sexual innuendo in the comments
smurfy alerts us to quite possibly the funniest commercial for a REAL product ever. The "tiddy bear," which, when attached to your shoulder or smack in the middle of your boobs helps prevent seat belt irritation, is available for purchase at tiddybearcomfortstrap.com.
A Christmas present turned horribly wrong (or horribly right depending on your perspective) for a 10-year old recipient of a video MP3 player in Knoxville, TN, hometown of blueeyedtawni. According to WBIR:
"Daryl Hill's daughter was thrilled to find that Santa had left an MP3 player under the tree, until she turned it on ... There were video clips of XXX rated sex scenes ...
... It turns out one of the MP3 players had been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips, graphic war scenes and lyrics about using drugs ...
... [The family have] already bought their daughter a new one and are hanging onto the controversial one until they talk to a lawyer."
It’s a mere couple of hours until Christmas in the US, so you’re probably safe, but it has been learned that last week a woman stabbed her husband after she discovered that he had opened his presents too early. According to police reports, Misty Johnson of Rock Springs, Wyoming stabbed her husband Shawn after his early opening of a Christmas present lead to an argument.
Fortunately, Shawn was treated and released from a hospital a few hours after the incident.
So, the moral of the story is not to sneak a peek at your gifts if you have a potentially psychotic spouse.
Since the only thing guaranteed in life are death and taxes, the problem of cemetery overcrowding is inevitable. But that isn't stopping a mayor in France from trying to solve the problem, according to a bizarre story sent to us by 
saikotikgunman
A Christmas present turned horribly wrong (or horribly right depending on your perspective) for a 10-year old recipient of a video MP3 player in Knoxville, TN, hometown of 
It’s a mere couple of hours until Christmas in the US, so you’re probably safe, but it has been learned that last week a woman stabbed her husband after she discovered that he had opened his presents too early.