Weird Little Kid @ MindSay 
Smart. Privileged. Future doctor. Future lawyer. Future somebody.
It would be accurate, but it would also be incomplete. It wouldn't include:
Confused. Indecisive. Lacks confidence. Cynical. Spiteful.
I'm going to be a Navy SEAL. No questions asked, that's what I'm doing. I'm gonna make it or die trying.
The weird thing is that the same kid who wants to go through the toughest mental and physical training in the world so he can more effectively and efficiently kill people has an incredibly artistic side that wants to play music and take photos and do something beautiful.
This is the same kid who doesn't take notes, reads magazines, and sleeps all hour but still gets near-perfect scores on tests.
The same kid who could use a little potential-guiding light. I can do anything, I just need to know where to go and how to put myself to use.
You know the kid who is supposed to be real smart and is put in the advanced program at like six years old? The kid who is so "creative" that his parent pretty much let him do whatever the hell he wnt even if it is so socially unexceptable? Jon is like a grown up version of that kid.
You know, even that is not an accurate way of discribing how fucking weid this guy is. I think he is either a pedophile, a serial killer, a stalker, mentally ill, or any and all of the above.
Today, I came in a saw I was working with him and I said to myself that I would ignore him and not lose my pateince. That lasted about an hour. I just sould help it I had to tell him thp shut up. I tried being nice about it, I tried being funny about it. finally I told him " Jon, I'm serious, Shut Up. You're really fucking annoying me and I don;t care about what you have to say. Just shut up."
Sure it was rude of me. In fact my supervisor Mary (another co-worker I can't stand) scolded me about it.
I know it was rude and I should be a better person then that but here is a list of some of the annoying and weird shit he was talking about (and when I say talking I mean going on and one like a god damn seven year old even though it is painfully clear no one gives a fuck)
* The wiggles
*Unicorn and their "magical powers"
* ferries
* the video game "Bully"
And on top of all that he just acts like a child and is creepy.
I hate my Fucking Job.
Luckily there are some very cute girls to make the day a little more sane.
Thanks,
Mark
I'm going to be nice this time, and by saying that I mean I will not devulge the name of the person that inspired this post. I wouldn't mind burying my fist in his face, if I do say so myself. Shall we give him an arbitrary name to get us out of the "he" and "him" realm. Let's call him...Justin Krakowsky.
Now this Justin, he is kind of like the runt of a litter of puppies insomuch as he probably needs help wiping his ass. Likening himself to an entertainer, he may still be seen purring like a cat, trying to stretch out his role as the Cowardly Lion in a high school adaptation of the Wizard of Oz, a most proper role if I do say so myself. He also likes to fancy himself a Michael Jackson impersonator. I'm not making this stuff up people, it falls in my lap, I wish I could create this kind of stuff. So between "rrrrruffff's" you get a few "hehe's". I must also note that he fancies himself as the second coming....of Weird Al Yankovic. You absolutely have to appreciate his creative genious people.
Now whatever, right? Why don't I just see him as pathetic as everyone else does? Why do I dislike him so much more? Kid is a habitual line-stepper that's why. If he isn't trying to look even more like Pee-Wee Herman (if it's possible), he is doing something that is going to piss me off. Lindsay can consitently come to me once a week with another story of how this kid is trying to get in her pants. Let's disregard the fact that anyone who sleeps with this kid should not be respected. I say anyone because a) I find it hard to believe no one has that low of a penetration standard and b) I have a hard time believing his persuasion is completely female oriented.
Stop trying to bed my girlfriend pal, you haven'y gotten anywhere close when we were apart, nevermind while we are together. Your guilt trips based on your failing friendship with her will not get you anything, but hey maybe Glinda the good witch is available. Also feel free to make me the butt end of jokes with people I used to be in a band with, and do so when I am not present, as I would hate to see that you might have a set...
Ultimately I think his goal is make people laugh. So everyone do yourself a favor and visit his myspace profile, look at his pictures and read where he says his best physical feature is his face. Congratulations Justin, you just made me piss my pants.
Regards,
The guy who has what you want and is more creative than you could ever dream of...