Wear @ MindSay

I have come to realize that six days a week for eleven months, I will have to wear a teeny tiny little navy blue skirt.  Oh.  My.  Goodness.  Yeah, if you know me at all, you know that I have all the grace of a ballet-dancing rhinoceros.  This does not bode well.

I suppose it is bizarre, the things I get hung up on.  I worry about what I will wear rather than my complete inability to speak the language, and my absolute illiteracy.  Yeah, not good.

Nonetheless, I am excited!

1:  Never wear sunglasses indoors; it's pretentious.

Qualification: Anticipate entering, do not anticipate exiting.*

2:  Remove your sunglasses when sharing a meal; it's polite.

Qualification: The term "meal" is admittedly vague.  Generally, if you are sitting down for the purpose of eating whatever it is you are eating, it is a meal.  However, this does not exclude the possibility of meals standing up.  A bag of chips, drinks, hors d'oeuvres...  These things are not a meal.  All in all, this stipulation requires use of judgment the most.

3:  Sunglasses may be worn any time of the day.

4:  Never wear sunglasses in the rain; it makes you look amazingly desperate.

5:  Once you put a pair of sunglasses on, you are committed to that pair for the rest of the day.

Qualification: You are not required to wear the pair for the rest of the day, you are merely not allowed to wear a different pair.**

6: Never be the only one wearing a pair of sunglasses.

Qualification: There does not have to be another person in your company wearing sunglasses, there must merely be another person wearing sunglasses within the general vicinity, whether it be school, park, block party, etc.
Qualification: You may disregard this rule at night, night meaning "after sunset".

*By this I mean, take your sunglasses off before going indoors but do not put them back on until you are already outdoors.  No exceptions.
**Regardless of whether you change your outfit, cut your hair or get a sex change, you must not change the pair of sunglasses you wear over the course of day.  No exceptions.

So whats up with freakin' chics and wearing dresses above the knee with one-strap open toe shoes, AND A HUGE JACKET!!! Geez women!!! IF YOU'RE COLD WEAR SOME CLOTHES AND SOME SHOES! SOCKS, SOMETHING TO KEEP U WARM!

I swear!!! people... you act like its really going to go from 30 degrees to 100 degrees!!! Gotta love those "SMART COOKIES"