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And continuing on from entry 32 - here is the scene from Stand By Me that inspired the section below from chapter 42 of Fire Of Glory.
I only realised today that I'm the one playing the FoG role of Lard Ass.
Tee hee... Oh well. :)
"Okay, you all know the rules. This is a NU-NH contest, no hands or forks allowed - 'kay?"
He took out a whistle. "Oh my mark..."
"Three... Two... One..." He blew it hard, and everyone set off.
SPLAT! LuigiGirl buried her face into the pie below her.
Everyone else did likewise, forgetting all possible table-manners, munching like pigs that’d just finished dieting.
Dixie was the first to finish hers first. "Done!" She called, and a Koopa threw another pie down onto the table in front of her.
"Done!" Andrew called, only seconds after Dixie.
"Done!" LuigiGirl called afterwards, as another pie was set in front of her.
A few moments later, everyone was onto their third pies, their faces covered with thick berry-filling.
"Good, huh?" Dixie asked, in-between mouthfuls.
"Nothin' better!" LuigiGirl exclaimed.
"Done!" Dixie announced, onto her fourth.
Andrew glared at her, plunging his face right into the centre of his pie, almost swallowing the whole contents of the dish in one go. "Done!"
"Done!" LuigiGirl called afterwards.
The contest ran steady for the next several minutes, Dixie leading with nine pies, Andrew on seven, LuigiGirl on six, Mack, Donovan, Edward and Zed on five.
"Take it easy Dixie!" Koopinator warned.
"Done!" LuigiGirl called. "He's right, take it easy, eh?" She said, before yet another pie was set in front of her.
Dixie ignored them both. "Done!" She yelled, before shoving her face into her tenth pie.
A few moments later, she began choking, coughing and spluttering loudly.
She grabbed her glass, and chugged the whole pint of 'water' down in one go.
LuigiGirl raised her head, glancing awkwardly at her partner. "Done!" She called. "Geez, we told ya to-"
Dixie stopped, bringing her head up.
"Oh..." She groaned, clutching her stomach. "Suddenly I... I don't feel so good..."
"Are you okay?" LuigiGirl asked, beginning to slightly panic.
Dixie slowly stood up from her chair, her stomach growling rabidly, like a wild dog.
Andrew pulled his head free from his ninth pie.
"Hey-hey, what's up? Has poor little Dixie got a tummy ache? Pah, you'll never make it as far as me!" He mocked.
"Keep eatin' those pies, Bandwidth! It was great to have you quiet for more than three seconds!" LuigiGirl growled.
"Pah." Andrew said again, sneering at Dixie. "She's a wuss, never will beat the almighty Bandwidth at eating contests!"
"Andrew..." Dixie coughed. "You better shut up... Or I'll-"
Dixie gasped, her eyes rolling backwards in fear.
She opened her mouth to finish her sentence - but a cascading waterfall of purple vomit erupted from her throat, tumbling from her mouth, and drenching Andrew in a purple sticky mess.
Dixie didn't stop, she continued breathing fire for around two minutes - by this time, Andrew had almost drowned in the purple sea, and the floor had somehow flooded too.
Dixie coughed hard, before closing her eyes, and tumbling backwards, landing with a hard thump on the floor.
Dixie currently feels:
Rebellious 
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BLOG 22.
This is in Emily's honour!
Tee hee, how ironic, eh Em'?
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...Presenting...
...As created by Dixie Stonehall, upon loving response to a request by Emily Fieldus...
The greatest MindSay quiz EVER!
(...Or maybe not.... 
)
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WARNING: The quiz is destined to waste precious minutes of your life.
If you put it on your profile, put a link back to stonehalledall and ask the other stealers to do so, too. - I doubt anybody will want to steal this tripe, like.
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Section 1: Knowing you.
Your name? --- You know me, you probably hate me, you can live without me - Dixie!
Your age? --- Sixteen years, five months, eighteen days, one hour, two minutes. [As of NOW.]
Your star sign? --- Libra, set of dodgy scales!
Favoured hand? --- Right!
Colour of one's eyes? --- Green!
Your hair? --- Blonde, just past my shoulders, with a fringe!
Your nose? --- Round and squishy!
Favourite colour? --- Red!
Favourite animal? --- Tiger!
Favourite band? --- Rammstein!
Current favourite phrase? --- CHILDREN OF THE SEA!!!
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Section 2: Heads or Tails?
Hot or Cold? --- Cold!
Guys or Girls? --- Girls!
Coke or Pepsi? --- Both!
Tea or Coffee? --- Tea!
Sugar or Salt? --- Sugar!
Cake or Pie? --- Cake!
Converse or Vans? --- Converse!
Cars or Bikes? --- Bikes!
Rock or Paper? --- Rock!
Glasses or Contacts? --- Glasses!
MSN or IM? --- MSN!
Mario or Sonic? --- Tails! :P
Hero or Villain? --- Villian!
Scotland or England? --- Both!
USA or Canada? --- Canada!
Germany or France? --- Germany!
Love or Money? --- Love!
Goth or Emo? --- Goth!
Early bird or Night owl? --- Night owl!
Guitar or Guitar Hero? --- Guitar Hero!
PS3 or XBox360? --- XBox360!
Science or Maths? --- Science!
Reading or Writing? --- Writing!
Love Dixie, or Kill Dixie? --- Kill Dixie! :)
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Section 3: Pointless favourites!
Your favourite...
Songs: --- Wait and Bleed - Slipknot... Rosenrot - Rammstein
Words: --- Catawampus! Machiavellian! Tambourine! Kangaroo!
Letters: --- A, D, Z, M, S, T
Drinks: --- Cherry Coke, Orange Lucozade & Pepsi Max!
Foods: --- Burgers, Pizza, Pasta, Fried chicken, Oreos & Fridge Raiders!
Sounds: --- Unaccomapanied guitar, head scratching & my scanner scanning. :)
Books: --- Jacqueline Wilson collection, Diary of a Chav (volumes 1-3), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time & To Kill a Mockingbird.
Cheese: --- Edam!
Bread: --- Warbutron's!
Soup: --- Cream of Chicken!
Bathroom: --- Nana's!
Fridge: --- Nana's!
Pencil: --- Steadtler!
Chemical: --- Phenolphthalein!
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Section 4: Would you rather eat...?
Vomit pie or blood milkshake?
- Blood milkshake, blood is nice, and so is milk.
Snot ice-pop or roasted belly-button fluff?
- Has to be frozen snot. I eat my snot anyway... Umm... Yeah.
Stir-fried intestines, or spit-roasted arseholes?
- ...Eh, both of them are in contact with shit. Spit-roasted arseholes, why not.
1000 year-old cheese sandwich, or a fresh, steaming dog turd?
- Got to be the sandwich, mould is a penicillin after all.
Live jellyfish or dead snake?
- Dead snake, I like my food to keep still.
Earwax sorbet or toenail stew?
- Toenail stew, I like cheese. :D
A freshly coughed-up hairball or a full bottle of Corvonia cough medicine?
- HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL! Keep the Corvonia AWAY...
A used tampon or a freshly-lain pile of elephant droppings?
- Tampon... Though cotton is hard to swallow.
Dandruff rice-balls or toe hair spaghetti?
- ...Hrrrrrm... Rice balls.
Dixie's brain or Dixie's heart?
- *Finishes eating her own liver* ...Wha...?
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Section 5
- The random questions!
What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
- I really can't remember.
What did you have for breakfast?
- I didn't eat any today.
What is your middle name?
- Emily!
What size shoe do you wear?
- Six.
Ever been toilet papering?
- Aye! :D
From whom did you get your last e-mail?
- Emily!
When is your bedtime?
- When I choose to sleep.
Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?
- Many a time.
Have you fallen down an entire flight of stairs?
- Yep, and it really hurt.
Have you ever licked a frozen pole and got stuck there?
- Stupidly, yes. I got free after a few seconds, but it scared me at the time.
Have you been cut on barbed wire?
- Yeah, that really bloody stings.
What colour are your socks right now?
- White.
When was the last time you wet the bed?
- ......Ummm...
How many times have you ripped your trousers?
- ...Once.
Have you ever broken an arm, leg or any other bone?
- Not yet, touch wood.
Describe your most disgusting instance of vomiting - consistency, amount, aim, etc. :)
- Tee hee! Well, I'd ate 4 bananas and 3 bags of roast chicken crisps - threw up all over inside the sink, inside the bath, on the floor, and the windowsill. It looked like chicken & mushroom Pot Noodle, and it smelt like a strong combo of stomach acid, bananas and the crisps. Mam had to scoop it out of the sink, ROFL.
What does your snot taste like right now?
- Nice. :)
Have you ever crapped your pants?
- Unfortunatley, yes.
If you had to resort to cannibalism to survive, and you had the choice of eating a leg, an arm, a brain or a torso, what would you eat?
- I EAT YOUR ARMZ.
Doesn't Dixie just think up the best questions ever?
- Indeed she does. :)
Have you rode a horse or a donkey before?
- Donkey riding in Lindos! w00t!
Are you currently bored or tired?
- Neither really.
What does your sneeze sound like?
- A cat's sneeze!
Who would you most like to hug right now?
- Emily!
Who would you most like to beat with a phonebook right now?
- Brett!
Who would you like to hit with a strawberry flan right now?
- Emily!
How much would you like to kill Dixie right now?
- ...Tee hee hee.
Tee hee hee - now post it on your blogs! :)
Dixie currently feels:
Explosive 
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White rabbits!
Yeah... That's supposed to bring good luck if it's the first thing you say on the first day of a month.
I don't know if it applies to specific months, or one specific month...
March is the month with my favourite month name.
I mean, how cool does it sound?
MARCH.
Although, white rabbits was not the first thing I said today.
The first thing I said today was:
"...And we'll get your ears through."
You're probably thinking: "...WTF MATE."
Well, that's what I said to Gina as I was putting her collar on.
She doesn't wear a collar in the house - she only wears it when she's outside or on a lead.
She has big floppy ears, and they'd gotten trapped underneath her collar.
I said that to her gently as I tried to free them.
This is Gina - laid on my parents' bed.
She was laid on my bed earlier, when I was cleaning my room. Cheeky cow. 
Gina isn't our pet - she belongs to a friend of my parents.
They're away in India, so we're looking after her - as we often do when they go away.
When we do look after her though, she doesn't eat anything for the first day or two - but once she's accustomed herself to the surroundings, she'll eat something we put down for her.
If we let her eat anything from our hand, or from a plate on the floor - she'll be sick.
My parents took her to my nan's earlier - and apparently she was sick on her rug.
We were looking after Gina in Christmas of 2006 - and we'd put down a plate of turkey for her.
She ate it as fast as is actually possible - walked about four metres, then chucked it straight back up infront of the front door.
It didn't look much different to what it looked like before she'd eaten it.
When both of my parents are at work, I take Gina for a whizz on the field behind our house.
I've been asked by two of my friends why she squats to pee.
Quite simply - because she's a girl.
If you didn't know that - female dogs, or bitches - don't cock their leg to pee.
It's just like us female humans, we don't have a penis to direct our urine spray, so we have to sit or squat.
Whizzing in a forest is the worst for a girl - if you ever have to pee behind a tree or a bush in an emergency resort - you have to keep your balance, make sure you don't dall down with your arse in a pile of leaves and dirt - and you have to hold your trousers and pants back, to make sure you don't pee on them.
It's also a common accident to pee on one's shoes.
So boys - spare a thought for the females, who cannot aim their yellow expulsion.
I liked looking at the snow once Gina had whizzed on it when I took her for a walk on the snow-covered field last year - with a former friend of mine.
It was difficult for us both to stand up on the icy pathways, and I was suprised that Gina actually wanted to stay out in such weather - she doesn't like rain, wind, or fireworks.
I sat with her one night on bonfire night when we were all around my mam's friend's house for a party.
I was a little afraid myself - mainly because Gina kept looking like she wanted to bite me, although I just wanted to help.
Here's an extreme close-up.
- Taken by Adam, this afternoon.
Unless you really dislike dogs, I bet you can't stare into her eyes and not say "Awww!"
Go on. Try it.
Dixie dares you. :P
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