Vin Diesel @ MindSay 
chuck norris
OMG.
Not, just one but TWO Ninja references.
And gaming?
Plus Dane Cook.
Oh my.
Not to mention Vin Diesel.
I love him.
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- One time Bayard Rustin took over France... using a strategy of nonviolence
- Bayard Rustin once made George Bush choke on a pretzel with his mind... from the grave.
- Bayard Rustin never died, he just became one with the force
- Bayard Rustin played kickball in third grade, that's why there are craters on the moon
- Bayard Rustin wasn't gay, he was a man magnet
- A man could look at Bayard Rustin's aprho and survive, but no man could look at his aphro and believe in segregation
- Bayard Rustin's Aphro has its own social security number
- Bayard Rustin's greasy mustache was actually the hair of ten thousand followers of Caesar Chavez
- Bayard Rustin's hair didn't turn white, it defeated a Balrog and came back white
- A cockroach can live six months without it's head, Bayard Rustin's hair can live forty years without Bayard's Head
- Bayard Rustin didn't wear glasses because he had bad vision; he wore them so that he could burn Jim Crow Laws with the amplified light in his eyes
- Bayard Rustin wasn't a logistics genius. He just gave logistics "the stare"
- Bayard Rustin didn't have teeth, just the implanted bones of KKK members
- Bayard Rustin died for Jesus's sins
- Chuck Norris learned his roundhouse kick after fourteen years of training, it just so happens that Bayard Rustin was a martial arts instructor for fourteen years.
- Vin Diesel once had a full set of hair until he made the mistake of insulting Bayard Rustin's Aphro
- Vin Diesel was once defeated by Bayard Rustin's Aphro
- Bayard Rustin had sex with a woman once... Mr. T should be grateful
- Bayard Rustin made MacGyver out of a pencil, a rubber band, and pro-peace button
- Bayard Rustin once made Satan and God hug by threatening a march on the pearly gates
Bush you are never allowed to say the name Coretta Scott King again, or I'll sick Bayard on you
Blinkboy87: draw me a pic on my myspace
Blinkboy87: plz
Jenni5488: maybe
Blinkboy87: :-(
Jenni5488: <3
Blinkboy87: i made you an AWESOME picture
Blinkboy87: with monkeys
Blinkboy87: and me
Blinkboy87: and you
Blinkboy87: and harpoon guns
Jenni5488: i already made you one too though
Blinkboy87: yeah
Blinkboy87: but
Blinkboy87: i want another jenni original
Jenni5488: well im just saying if i make you another one you have to make me another one
Blinkboy87: okay
Jenni5488: i have ice cream
Blinkboy87: i cant eat ice cream
Jenni5488: =(
Jenni5488: can you eat peanut butter?
Blinkboy87: mmmhmm
Jenni5488: thats basicly ice cream
Jenni5488: and its yummie
Blinkboy87: lol
Blinkboy87: sept
Blinkboy87: you need something to go with it
Blinkboy87: cause it cloogs ya up
Jenni5488: sometimes
Jenni5488: its good with apples, or jelly, or bananas, or monkies
Blinkboy87: what isnt good with monkies?
Jenni5488: i think everything is
Jenni5488: monkies could make dirt taste amazing
Blinkboy87: dirt already tastes amazing
Jenni5488: hahahaha
Jenni5488: really
Blinkboy87: im making you a picture
Jenni5488: yayyy
Blinkboy87: YES done
Jenni5488: sweeeet
Blinkboy87: probly the best picture ive ever drawn
Jenni5488: omfg
Jenni5488: best hottest picture i have ever made
Jenni5488: GO LOOK AT IT
Jenni5488: NOW!
Blinkboy87: omg
Blinkboy87: i love it
Blinkboy87: like
Blinkboy87: so much
Blinkboy87: the
Blinkboy87: war paint
Blinkboy87: the monkey smores
Blinkboy87: the vin diesel
Jenni5488: lmao
Jenni5488: its so fucking hot isnt it?
Blinkboy87: yesssssssssss
Blinkboy87: did u see the one i did for u?
Jenni5488: OMG
Jenni5488: i just saw it
Jenni5488: hawwwwt
Blinkboy87: hhe
Jenni5488: i want to like
Jenni5488: frame them
Blinkboy87: haha
Blinkboy87: if only
then maybe reward myself with watching a good movie later on.
XXX is on right now but i won't allow myself to watch it. no movie until i get some stuff done. on a side note....Vin Diesel didn't really do it for me until this movie. it's funny how someone's character really makes a difference in attractivity.
Batman Begins took in over $15 million in its debut June 15. The movie is freaking awesome. Read my review here. Tom Cruise announced at a Paris news conference that he and Batman Begins co-star Katie Holmes are engaged after he proposed to her atop the Eiffel Tower early June 17. Eye rolls, we'll see if it lasts through the summer. Ultimate Bottom Line on TomKat: MCC will NOT report on the every move of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who are dating, if you've been living under a rock, unless they for real get married or - dun dun dun - split up.
Writer-director J.J. Abrams has cast Keri Russell opposite Tom Cruise in the upcoming Mission: Impossible 3, which was originally intended for Scarlett Johansson, who dropped out a month ago. I guess it pays to have friends: Russell starred in the Abrams TV drama Felicity. Could be scary.
NBC Universal will premiere the trailer for King Kong June 27 from 8:59:30-9:02 PM ET on NBC, Sci-Fi, USA, Bravo, MSNBC, CNBC, Telemundo, Mun2 and Universal HD. Kong hits theaters December 14. I can't wait!
According to a poll released by the Associated Press and America Online, 73 percent of Americans would rather stay home and watch a movie on DVD than go to theaters. Also, nearly half said that the flicks that do get released are getting worse. I'm in the minority with the first group, but I do agree with the second point. The proof: Gigli, From Justin to Kelly, Glitter, Catwoman: all in the past five or six years.
Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Angelina Jolie are in talks to star in the comedy The Mirror. The premise of the movie is that Stiller awakens one day to find his mirror image massing himself off as the real star. Stiller's character can't handle the notion that everyone, even his own parents, prefer the mirror image. Wilson plays Stiller's friend, Jolie plays an "irresistible sex goddess" (no, really?) and Stiller's real-life wife, Christine Taylor, plays his wife. Owen's brother and frequent co-star Luke Wilson is in talks to star in director Ivan Reitman's comedy Super Ex, about a man whose ex-girlfriend uses her superpowers to get back at him. Jolie's Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star and ex-husband, Brad Pitt and Billy Bob Thornton, respectively, are teaming up for Peace Like a River, which is about a family that gets into a deadly confrontation with some neighborhood thugs. Thornton will star and Pitt will produce.
Beyonce Knowles, Jamie Foxx and Eddie Murphy are teaming up for DreamWorks' adaptation of the Tony Award-winning musical Dreamgirls from director Bill Condon, who wrote the screenplay for Best Picture Oscar-winner Chicago. Dreamgirls follows the rise of the Dreamettes, a female singing trio who does back-up for James "Thunder" Early (Murphy), before they take over the spotlight and become The Dreams.
Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid, Willem Dafoe and Mandy Moore have signed on for Universal Pictures and Depth of Field's social satire American Dreamz, which will be directed by In Good Company's Paul Weitz. Good cast and good director, so most likely a good movie.
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has joined the cast of the coming-of-age drama December Boys. Radcliffe will play the oldest of four orphans competing for the affection of a childless couple keen to adopt a son. The film takes place in the late '60s on an isolated beach resort and is based on Michael Noonan's novel of the same name.
Spider-Man Tobey Maguire will star in and produce New Line Cinema's romantic comedy Quiet Type. The story centers on a mute man from a small town who moves to New York to pursue his dreams of conducting an orchestra. Sounds interesting, but hey, I'll see any Maguire flick.
Oscar-winning actor Tim Robbins is in final negotiations to star in director Philip Noyce's based-on-a-true-story drama Hot Stuff, about an ordinary man who resorts to terror during the apartheid in South Africa.
Clive Owen will star in Shoot 'Em Up, an action flick that follows a man entrusted to protect a baby recently delivered in a shootout from an army of gunmen. You passed up Bond for this?! Or has he???
Men in Black II's Johnny Knoxville has signed on for the Warner Bros. baseball movie Stolen Season. Season is reportedly about former Baltimore Orioles catcher Rick Dempsey. In the summer of 1963, his coach, John Jennings, robbed a string of 20 banks up and down the California coast, using the baseball team's travel as a cover.
The Fast and the Furious' Vin Diesel will star as Agent 47 in 20th Century Fox's adaptation of Hitman, the best-selling video game franchise from Eidos and IO Interactive, Variety reports. Talk about being typecast.
Streep For President: Falling in Love co-stars Robert DeNiro and Meryl Streep are in talks to star in the Disney comedy First Man, about a business mogul who puts his career on hold to help his wife become the first female president of the United States.
Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, Ray Winstone and Brendan Gleeson are in talks to star in director Robert Zemeckis' adaptation of the literary classic Beowulf. Beowulf is an Old English epic poem about a knight who slays a monster and becomes king. It was boring in high school English class , I really hope it isn't as a movie.
Virginia Madsen, Tim Roth, Joan Plowright, Clifton Powell, Manuel San Martin, John Kani and Patrick David have signed on for director Arthur Allan Seidelman's In the Shadow of Wings. The film centers on the true story of an American plastic surgeon (Madsen) whose family is killed in an airplane crash while on vacation in Kenya.
Michael Keaton and Brendan Fraser will star in writer-director Michael Caleo's The Last Time. The movie follows a contented salesman who is teamed with the top moneymaker in a New York conglomerate, a grumpy loner who triens to show him and his fiancee the awful realities of the world. Sounds like The Devil's Advocate with a so-so cast.
The Wayans brothers are reportedly eying a vacant Oakland Army Base as a location to develop a project that would feature a movie studio, entertainment-themed attractions, retail shops and a hotel. So it's the Wayans Bros. instead of Warner Bros. now?
Lorna Thayer, who played the waitress who antagonized Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces, has died at age 85. Film composer Jaime Mendoza-Nava has also passed away at age 79.
-Catherine Krummey, MovieCat Cinema
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