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Podnutz - Official Laptop Repair Videos - Learn How To Fix Laptops
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- How to replace a motherboard
- How to replace an LCD Screen
- What to do when the laptop keeps shutting down
- How to fix DC power jacks
- The crucial difference between a bad screen and a bad inverter board
- How to replace hinges
- Where I buy all my parts
- The best way to go about taking a laptop apart
- How to solder
- The art of fixing AC adapters
- How to handle a laptop that has had liquid spilled in it
- what to do when a laptop overheats
- how to replace CD/DVD drives, RAM, processors, hard Drives and wireless cards
- and much, much more!!
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| "I would not have released these videos if they weren't ready. Even though I had some footage over a year ago, I wanted to wait until I had enough material, fully edited and in FULL HD to blow you guys away! I hope you like the package I put together for you!" - Steve Cherubino (creator of Podnutz.com) |  |
| These videos have been years in the making. These are not your low quality, inexperienced YouTube videos you've probably seen in your travels. Steve Cherubino is a laptop specialist who has had people send him laptops to fix from all over the world. These are real repairs from a real technician who has owned his very own computer repair shop in Philadelphia PA, and has taken apart and repaired hundreds of laptops! |
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I don't know about you, but in this day and age, with the Internet at our disposal, I rarely make a purchase without seeing what end-users have to say about the product. I 'd like for you to read what people are saying about these videos...
Watch this testimonial from Mike Smith of the popular Mike Tech Show podcast: -Mike Smith, MikeTechShow.com |
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Read this testimonial from Steve McLaughlin from DoorToDoorGeek.com! |
 | "I have never wrote a company about a product before and I was hesitant to buy the videos, but after watching the first few I was in awe of the clarity and amount of detail made this maybe the best choice of my tech career. Anyone of any level can watch, learn and make money hand over fist just by watching these videos, the camera work and the voice narration made it very clear and easy to understand, I have told every tech I know that they need to buy this, at least to fix their own laptops, the cost savings is unprecedented, I have never seen something so affordable save me and earn me so much money. Bottom line it is the best money I have spent since I bought my wifes wedding ring! Thanks for all your hard work, p.s. the bonus videos are great!" |
Still Thinking About It? These Videos Pay For Themselves!
The regular price of these are $67.00 I've reduced the price to the new low price of just $54.95! In the scheme of things this is minimal seeing as how you can recoup the cost of these videos in just one job! Also, realize this is a master course in laptop repair, one that you would have to pay many thousands of dollars at any technical institution to get! Buy these videos and expand your knowledge and your business today!
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These are the Horsemanship "Secrets" Horse Trainers don't want you to know! Now in an Easy to Use Software System with 17 Horse Training Videos!
"Who Else Wants to Quickly and Easily Have the Perfect Horse: Trusting, Safe, Relaxed, and Thriving For Years to Come?"
Discover Amazing Horse Training Secrets That Will Let You Handle Horses Like A Gifted Pro-No Matter What Your Skill Level or Previous Experience!
- What if you were able to take any horse-spooky, dominant, stubborn or just plain wild-and train them in a matter of hours.
- Imagine being able to handle any horse using safe and gentle methods-all based on a language every horse intuitively understands.
- Picture yourself being able to eliminate any kind of bad horse behavior-biting, kicking, crowding, bucking, or shying-because you had a deep understanding of horses.
- Feel yourself forming a deep bond and connection with your horse-so that you and your horse will enjoy each others company for a lifetime.
- What if you could learn everything you needed to know about horse training, using an easy-to-use software program that plays video lessons right on your computer?
From: Dave, Tuesday 3:23 PM
Dear Friend,
Did you just get a new horse and have no idea how to train it?
Are you frustrated by "Bad Horse Behavior"-whether its kicking, biting, rearing, or crowding?
Do you feel like your horse just doesn't respect you, is unsafe to ride, and you don't know what to do about it?
Are you interested in learning the best, fastest and easiest way to train your horse so that he is trusting and relaxed, safe to ride, and bonds with you like a true friend, without spending a lot of money on trainers or resorting to harsh methods?
If you answered "yes" to any of the questions above, then this may very well be the most exciting message you've read all day. Here's why...
You're about to discover a proven system for training and handling horses that is gentle and helps you form a deep connection with your horse. This system works with any horse and any riding system-Western or English, whether your horse is a draft horse or pony, stallion, gelding or mare.
Welcome to Gentle Natural Horsemanship, a simple and effective way for horse lovers to train their horses regardless of experience or skill level. By learning to think and act in ways a horse intuitively understands, you'll learn to become a kind and gentle leader for your horse, eliminate any bad behavior, and build the kind of relationship with your horse you've always dreamed of. This system was developed by master horse trainer Eric Bravo-and he's about to teach you everything he knows.
Here's the thing: Professional Trainers Know How To Read Horses
Everything horses do stems from two facts: Horses are prey animals and in the wild, they live in structured, hierarchical societies. They can get attacked and eaten easily, and they can die easily. To survive, a horse needs to be able to read the environment, detect threats and respond to them with hair trigger accuracy. And the herd places its trust in a strong leader-the stallion or alpha mare who makes life and death decisions. Every horse knows where he fits in the structure of the herd. This history of horse life-something every horse intuitively understands from birth-is why horses exhibit "bad behavior". They are either in survival mode or trying to find out who the leader of the herd is.
What you probably don't know is that bad behaviors can be totally prevented by providing them with the proper leadership and attention! This can be done without force-by using body language to tell your horse that you are his trusted leader and friend-and that he is always safe with you.
Make Your Horse Feel Confident
When you know how to talk to horses in their own language-they will do anything you ask and trust you on a deep level that lets you get the relationship you've always dreamed of-without intimidation or fear.
What most people don't realize is that reading horses and communicating with them on an intuitive level is extremely easy to do. I know, because...
Eric Bravo has been training and riding wild and abused horses for over 20 years!
In that time, he's developed a foolproof 'formula' for training horses, and bonding with them in a way that maximizes your horse's trust for years to come, and virtually eliminates any bad horse behavior.
I've compiled all of his knowledge into an easy to follow, downloadable software program that includes 17 information packed video lessons “The Ultimate Natural Horsemanship Training System”.
This system is guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know about handling horses from start to finish-so that in the end you have a trusting, compliant companion who is safe to ride. These traning techniques greatly reduce the risk of injury that all horse owners face.
All New Edition Comes With 17 Information-Packed Videos!
Many never before released
Testimonial: Amy Vachio of Westerville, Ohio Says- "I bought your videos on Natural Horsmanship and just want to say THANK YOU! I was able to easily apply your teachings and saw WONDERFUL results with my POA and Quarter Horse. My Quarter horse can be timid,, and lets say gets her feelings hurt easy. After watching your videos and applying what I have learned we are finally getting somewhere with her. What I love the most is when you work with horses who are not broke. Most videos use trained horses. Its hard to know what to look for and what to do when a trained horse is being used. Your trailer loading video is pricessless to me. If you make any further training videos with horses who are not trained please let me know. I will be the first in line to purchase them. Knowing what type of reaction to expect when asking a horse to move for the first time helps me know what to look for and train better." |
I know that's a bold promise and it might sound a little "over the top" ...but it's true, and I can back up every word. The best thing-this system is based on video training-so its as if you had hired Eric Bravo to be your own personal horse trainer. You'll be able to see and hear Eric as he trains horses from start to finish-from catching the first time to getting ready to ride-all in the comfort of your own living room-and without spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on an expensive trainer.
New Format Includes Text Tips On Screen to Help Reinforce Learning!
Learn to Communicate with Your Horse Using Body Language
Here's a sample video clip:
Sign-up today, and you'll get free access to video updates for one year. One new 30 minute video will be added about every 8 weeks-and you'll be allowed to download them free-but only if you order now.
Screen shot from Windows version. Gentle Natural Horsemanship software is available for both PC and Mac users.
Here Are Three Good Reasons To Believe Me When I Tell You That You Will
- Hundreds of other horse owners use this very same system you'll be using.
- In the past 8 weeks alone, over 2500 people have signed up to receive my exclusive Natural Horsemanship video mini-course.
- You'll get instant access to our horse training software program that has 30 video lessons.
- I'm the only person in the horse training industry that'll let you keep the entire system FREE if it doesn't work for your horse.
(Nobody else in is willing to put their "money where their mouth is" like this...)
Includes Horsemanship Cue Cards
Each lesson group includes a set of cue cards you can print and take with you when you go work with your horses. These cue cards will help you recall training details when actually working with your horses.
When viewing a lesson group, simply click the Open Cue Cards button to display them in your Adobe PDF reader. You can then print them out to take to the arena or round pen.
The bottom line is this: My system is 100% guaranteed to work for you ...just like it's worked for hundreds of other horse owners before you
- If you've owned a horse in the past who just didn't respect you, this will work for you.
- If you just got a new horse and have no idea how to care for and train him properly, this is for you.
- If you don't know a step-by-step blueprint to make any horse safe to ride, this is for you.
- If you're thinking about getting a horse and you want to make sure you start out on the right foot, this is for you.
Step-by-Step Instructions Show You How to Train Any Horse Yourself
In this course you wil learn a time-tested and perfected horse training system. This formula is a simple step-by-step plan you will follow to train any horse-no matter how old, no matter what her background is, regardless of riding style or breed of horse.
Of course, we also provide step by step "quick cure" instructions for every single bad horse behavior. So, you'll have complete peace of mind knowing that if your horse does misbehave, you'll have the knowledge to cure him of his bad behavior quickly and inexpensively-without having to go out and hire an expensive trainer.
Covers Ground Training, Saddling, Riding Basics, and Riding Bareback and Bridleless-all in one software video program! Here are some of the things you will learn:
Attention : Teach your horse to pay attention to you at all times-a horse that is paying attention to you is SAFER.
Catching Your Horse : Learn how to catch any horse that doesn't want to be caught-without chasing him down or trying to bribe him with grain.
Breath And Stop : Teach Your Horse to slow down and come to a stop when you exhale-helps your horse adopt a calm, confident and relaxed attitude.
Horse Won't Do What You Want : Learn what to do when your horse won't do what you want.
Essential Groundwork : Learn an essential groundwork training routine every horse owner should be doing.
Laying Down a Horse : Laying down a horse is a great training technique used by old time horse trainers like Jesse Beery. See how to rig up the horse, and how to lay him down.
Three Zones of the Horse : Learn how to control the horse by controlling movement along three zones of the horse's body.
Leading and Personal Space : This video teaches you how to lead to teach your horse to maintain safe personal space. Also elaborates on attention (video 1) and precision control of movement. Learn to teach your horse to take a single step at a time.
Leading for Respect : By establishing yourself as a leader, you earn the trust and respect of your horse. In this video, Eric shows you simple leading techniques that get inside the mind of the horse to help you establish that trust and respect while simply leading him around the pasture.
Longe/Circling Your Horse : Instead of longeing to wear down your horse, learn to turn this common handling activity into a training exercise that builds communication between you and your horse. Learn how to walk, trot, and canter the horse, and how to circle to get him moving sideways.
Personal Space : Personal space is vital for safety on the ground. Learn how to teach your horse to keep out of your personal space.
Pre-Riding Groundwork (Safety Checklist) : If you just saddle and jump on your horse, you could be risking misbehavior and even injury. Learn a quick groundwork routine you should do with your horse everytime before you go on a ride. It only takes a few minutes and gets your horse in tune with you, and makes him calm, relaxed, and confident for the ride.
Round Pen Training : Learn the ultimate way to establish leadership with your horse without even touching him. In this video you'll learn to get your horse to "hook on" without a rope or leadline and become a "horse whisperer".
Vertical Flexing : Dropping the head or vertical flexion teaches a horse to be calm and relaxed. Watch as Eric gets a horse to lower his head for the first time.
Approach and Retreat : Learn a valuable insight into getting a horse to do what you want with a technique called "Approach and Retreat". This method uses the way horses think to help them overcome their fears or go somewhere they aren't comfortable-in this case the inside of a trailer.
Bareback and Bridleless : Want to learn how to ride bareback and bridleless? In 5 video lessons, Eric covers flexing without reins, stop and go while riding bareback, turning your horse while riding bareback, moving the forehand and disengaging the hindquarter while bareback and bridleless.
Dropping the Head in the Saddle : In video lesson # 15, you learned how to drop a horse's head on the ground. Now learn how to do it while in the saddle to promote calmnes and relaxation while riding.
Flexing in the Saddle : Learn one of the most important safety skills while riding-flexing. This teaches the horse an emergency stop and conditions him to respond quickly and automatically.
One-Rein Stop : Become a highly skilled rider by learing the one-rein stop.
Disengaging the Hindquarter : Apply your groundwork training to the saddle by learning how to move the hind while riding.
Precision Control : In the groundwork videos, you learned how to teach your horse to take one step at a time. Now learn how to do it in the saddle.
Saddling Your Horse : Introducing your horse to the saddle and saddling the horse.
Riding Seat And Timing : Learn to have a good seat and get in time with the horse. Natural riding techniques teach you to ride without bouncing, avoid sore muscles and ride smoothly without having to post.
17 Videos worth $299 - Available now for just $99.95
Instand Download-No Waiting or Shipping Charges
Software System for Microsoft Windows
Also works on Apple/Macintosh
Only $99.95 - A savings of $200 - If You Act Now
Plus Get 1 hour of free bonus videos plus eBook-a $85 value
$150 Personal Coaching Voucher
Actual Screenshot
Screenshot from Macintosh version.
This easy to use software program lets you view 30 horse training video lessons in high quality right on your computer. The menu on the right lets you select which lesson you'd like to view. Click "play video", and it plays for you on the right in high quality video. Works with Windows XP, Windows Vista, and Windows 7. Apple Macintosh version also available.
Also Available for Mac Users! Works on Mac OS X 10.5 or better
See and Hear Eric Walk You Through Every Step
Here's another sample video clip:
This program has been tested, tweaked, and used on hundreds of horses-from barrel racers to abused and neglected rescues.
The reason why it's so popular is simple: It Works Like Gangbusters!
There's nothing like it available...not in bookstores, at amazon.com, or even on the Internet.
See, what most people don't realize is that handling horses is extremely simple. You just need to know what to do, and how to do it!
Even if you're a total beginner and haven't got a clue where to start, you can have your own horse behaving nicely and bonding with you within hours!
There are essentially 3 main things you need to know about horse training:
- How to teach your horse that you are his leader.
- How to get your horse to trust you.
- How to ask your horse for respect.
Wait Right There!
Testimonial: Vicente Roybal of Pojaque, New Mexico
"Nobody could trailer load my horse. So I thought "yup,here's another trainer thats gonna fail with my headstrong horse. WOW! Was I wrong, I timed you and you began your work at 12:09...aqnd Ms. Pasha was stepping into the trailer at 12:39...30 minutes from start to finish!! Other trainers had worked for over two hours with no success. Not only does she trailer now, you cured her of her famous break-away trick!! Thank You Eric Bravo!!" |
The Ultimate Guide to Training Horses Natural Horsemanship System covers all of this, and a lot more.
And when you read it, you'll be BLOWN AWAY with how simple it really is to train horses.
Here's just a taste of what you'll discover...
A complete step-by-step blueprint you can use to catch ANY horse-even one that doesn't want to be caught.
Learn what bad horse behavior means and how to correct it.
How to get your horse to quickly yield backwards-so that you'll never have to worry about personal safety from crowding horses again.
How to build Trust and Respect with any horse.
Teach relaxation to any horse, making them safer and easier to handle.
Round pen training secrets that allow anyone to establish leadership and bond with your horse within minutes-using gentle methods.
Eliminate a horse's natural fear of objects using time-tested and proven desensitization techniques.
Learn Ways to Approach Horses that overcome his natural fear instinct and eliminate any urge to run off.
How to Trailer Load a Horse without issues and get him to go in on his own accord-without using treats, pulling, or force.
Find out how to use body language to control the movements of your horse.
Get and keep the Attention of any horse using this breakthrough yet simple technique.
Use Groundwork to teach a horse to respond to the reins and legs in his future life of being ridden.
Teach your horse transitions during round pen training and lunging.
Learn The 5 things you must do before riding any horse. This step-by-step safety blueprint will help you avoid a trip to the hospital.
Follow a set of easy-to-use exercises that will make any horse respond light and nice in the saddle.
How to safetly mount and dismount any horse-even one that bucks.
Simple methods to introduce a horse to the saddle.
An easy-to-follow technique that will make a horse willingly accept the bridle or halter by putting his head where you want it.
How to use the reins in ways that wil make a horse light and responsive.
Easy and surefire gentle techniques to use when leading horses that teach them to respect you.
The surefire signs that a horse is giving you his full attention.
And that's not nearly all.
You'll discover much more in this rare and candid horse training system.
A Complete Horse Training Software System with 17 Videos for just $99.95
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he Gentle Natural Horsemanship System-Some of the things you will learn
Gentle Natural Horsemanship Foundations
Learn what natural horsemanship is all about. Find out how to communicate with your horse. Learn how to become a leader for your horse without forced dominance or abuse. See how to get your horse to do anything without intimidation. Includes training exercises to apply on the ground and in the saddle.
Hook-On with Your Horse in the Round-Pen
One of the best ways to establish a leadership position with your horse is in the round-pen. In this video, Eric shows you how to use the hook-on exercise to gain the trust and respect of your horse, without even touching her. In a few minutes she will be following you around like a puppy.
Basic Groundwork Techniques
Learn how to ask your horse to move properly while on the ground. Eliminate crowding, teach your horse to be calm and relaxed, make your horse safe to lead, gain the trust and respect of your horse, and build communication with your horse. Learn how to make your horse responsive and light so she rides better. This is the first step to riding bitless and bridleless.
How to lead Your Horse Properly
Many horse behavior problems stem from how we lead our horse. The simple act of walking your horse around on a leadline and halter establishes the communication framework your horse uses to evaluate her relationship with you. Learn how to lead properly so that your horse respects and trusts you and sees you as her leader. Almost 90% of horse behavior problems can be solved by the simple act of leading a horse properly.
Circling/Lunging Your Horse
Most people lunge their horses to burn off excess energy, but did you know it can be used to build a direct line of communication with your horse? Learn how to do this in a way that will carry over directly to riding any horse and work in other groundwork exercise into your lunge routine.
Catching a Horse
Ever had trouble catching a horse in a wide-open field? Did you resort to treats, bribes, or grain? If so this video will be invaluable-in fact its valuable for any horse owner. Learn the secrets of body language communication with a horse and a technique called approach and retreat that works in all aspects of horse training. Approach and retreat will have you getting a horse to to anything you ask without force or intimidation.
Getting and Keeping a Horse's Attention with Magic Eyes
One of the key aspects of safe and successful horse training is getting your horse to pay attention to you. If your horse isn't paying attention to you he isn't safe to ride. Learn the Magic Eyes technique developed by Eric Bravo that will have any horse giving you his undivided attention in no time.
Plus basic training in the saddle and bareback riding!
And what's really great is that...
You Can Be Absorbing This Amazing Horse Training System In The Next 30 Seconds!
You can order this amazing system right now and actually start discovering these horse training secrets within 30 seconds... yes, that is right... WITHIN 30 SECONDS you can start having a well behaved and happy horse that's a joy to ride!
That's because I've taken the entire system and turned it into a set of downloadable videos.
Wait Right There!
All you need to do is click on the video links I provide and start watching them in high quality right from your web browswer! You can even download them and save them on your computer.
Listen to what some more of Eric Bravo's Customers are saying
Janet B. of Phoenix, Arizona Says:
"Eric Bravo...Sort of like Pat Parelli-but with a stronger presence!"
Hannah J. of Louisville, Kentucky says:
"I learned ALOT from watching this video. My thoroughbred does not load well with out food....We tried EVERYTHING. After doing some of the things in the video she finally loads pretty well. (it's only been a couple of weeks, but she getting there) THANKS FOR THIS VIDEO!"
Sharon W. of Edgewood, New Mexico:
"My horse used to be really pushy on the ground, invading my personal space. She blew by me when leading and was more interested in eating weeds instead of paying attention to me. When I rode her she bucked. Now after following the advice in the videos, she respects me, never pushes me around and hasn't bucked in weeks of riding."
Order Now and Get Three Free Bonuses
Haltering a Green Horse
Watch as Eric Bravo puts a halter on a horse its owner couldn't catch!
Trailer Load Any Horse-30 Minute Video
Every horse owner has faced it-that difficult moment when you need to put him in the trailer for the first time. Some horses are hard to trailer load no matter what. Learn how to get any horse in a trailer within minutes using a proven technique. Shot live, this video shows Eric Bravo trailer loading a horse no other horse trainer was able to get in the trailer. Desperate and confused, the owner called Eric as a last resort. Eric promised he would get the horse in the trailer in a half-hour-watch as the action unfolds in real time and Eric has the horse in the trailer in almost exactly 30 minutes.
Teach Yourself Natural Horsemanship In 14 Days Downloadable eBook
The definitive get-started horse training guide with easy to follow lessons presented in a downloadable eBook (PDF format). Covers round-pen work, lunging, catching and leading horses, backing a horse up, establishing leadership, and more. Normally sold at $30, this eBook is yours free if you order the complete Gentle Natural Horsemanship system. This information packed guide is accompanied by color illustrations and is 175 pages.
Ordering Is Safe, Easy, And Secure
Like I said earlier, you can place your order right now and be benefiting to this entire system 30 seconds later.
The way it works is simple and fast.
Just click one of the blue links and you'll be taken to my 100% secure order page.
As soon as your order is processed (takes about 45 seconds), you'll be taken to the "Download Page" where you can instantly download the entire system.
This downloadable guide reveals same closely guarded secrets that have transformed hundreds other horses...and continue to be used by an average of 10 new horse owners every day.
You'll be thrilled with how fast, fun , and easy it is to train your horse once you learn the right way to do it.
This information-packed system normally sells for $299.95 in its offline "physical" format.
But thanks to a special arrangement I've made with the publisher we've made this sensational resource “The Ultimate Guide to Training Horses” which contains the entire horse training system, available to you as a downloadable set of videos and ebook directly accessible from the Internet.
This way I have no inventory and no fulfillment costs. I don't need to pay anyone to take the orders over the phone. This way I can pass along my cost savings to you. So you win and I win. But don't worry, downloading the information in “The Ultimate Guide to Training Horses” is a real snap. I'm no "techno whiz" and I had no problem. (It works perfectly with PC computers.)
This system is now available for just $99.95-Including 18 core videos plus the three free bonuses (including the trailer loading video)
Also, I'm offering it at this low price because this entire "internet sale" is part of a marketing test I'm trying out. Frankly, I may raise the price to $199 (at least) in the very near future.
Even at a higher price, it'd be a bargain because this system works like crazy!
I know from first hand, personal experience that it does and I'm so confident you'll love it that I'm offering the following guarantee:
Your Horse Will Be So Much Better Behaved – and Relaxed -- That Your Friends Will Be Jealous Or Else I'll Give You 100% Of Your Money Back And Still Let You Keep This Entire System For FREE! 
You heard me correctly. This amazing guide is guaranteed to work for you. And I stand behind it 100%. Test drive it for 60 days.
If you aren't absolutely thrilled with it for any reason (or for no reason at all) just let me know and I'll give you a full refund with no questions asked.
But the entire system is still yours to keep free forever.
There are no questions asked, no "wiggle clauses" and no funny business.
You have 60 full days to put it to work for you, and you either you love it or you get a refund and keep it free. Wouldn't it be great if everything came with this kind of guarantee?
You have absolutely no risk...and everything to gain!
You'll be thrilled with “The Ultimate Guide to Horse Training”...and you'll be overjoyed by how much fun it is to have a happy, relaxed horse who is your friend for years to come.
Wishing you and your horse years of fun and happiness.
Sincerely,
Dave Mcmahon (Fellow Horse Lover)
P.S. The Internet Introductory low price of only $99.95is a part of a market test I'm conducting. This video system sells offline for nearly $300. Once I've completed my market test, I know I may be raising the price. So if you're at all interested, you should buy right now.
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The Crüxshadows - Winterborn
Dry your eyes and quietly bear this pain with pride
For heaven shall remember the silent and the brave
And promise me they will never see, the fear within our eyes
(my eyes are closed)
We will give strength to those who still remain
So bury fear, for fate draws near
And hide the signs of pain
With noble acts, the bravest souls
Endure the heart's remains
Discard regret, that in this debt
A better world is made
That children of a newer day might remember
And avoid our fate
(I've waited all day in the pouring rain, but nobody came, no, nobody came)
And in the fury of this darkest hour
We will be your light
You've asked me for my sacrifice
And I am Winter born
Without denying, a faith is come
That I have never known
I hear the angels call my name
And I am Winter born
Hold your head up high-for there is no greater love
Think of the faces of the people you defend
(you defend)
And promise me, they will never see the tears within our eyes
(my eyes are closed)
Although we are men, with mortal sins, angels never cry
So bury fear, for fate draws near
And hide the signs of pain
With noble acts, the bravest souls
Endure the heart's remains
Discard regret, that in this debt
A better world is made
That children of a newer day might remember
And avoid our fate
And in the fury of this darkest hour
We will be your light
You've asked me for my sacrifice
And I am Winter born
Without denying, a faith in God
That I have never known
I hear the angels call my name
And I am Winter born
And in the fury of this darkest hour
I will be your light
A lifetime for this destiny
For I am Winter born
And in this moment..I will not run
It is my place to stand
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands
(bloodied hands)
And in our Dying, we're more alive-than we have ever been
I've lived for these few seconds
For I am Winter born
And in the fury of this darkest hour
We will be the light
You've asked me for my sacrifice
And I am Winter born
Without denying, a faith in man
That I have never known
I hear the angels call my name
And I am Winter born
Within this moment now
I am for you, though better men have failed
I will give my life for love
For I am Winter born
And in my dying
I'm more alive, than I have ever been
I will make this sacrifice
For I am Winter born
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Bungaslow Events! :D
As my drunken blog did state, today we took a trip to Ash's BUNGASLOW. :D
It's like a one-storey house that moves at 2 miles per hour. :)
Oh, I have to make that a tradition. Every time I come back from somewhere drunk, I need to try and document it. It's so funny reading them over and decoding them when you're sober again.
Tracey was reading them - which I didn't mind - but she was reading them out loud. Most of the time it was funny - just when she read lines like "I like pussy so that makes me a lesbian" - I was just like OMGSHUTUPREALLY. :/
Ash and I didn't think that Shelly would actually end up coming, because it did get to around half 1 and there was still no sign of her - even after attempting to ring her mobile - but she did end up coming, and with her, bearing a bag of cakes and stuff left over from last night's party.
We spent the majority of the day in Ash's room, mooching through my planned script ideas I'd brought along on my memory stick. I was even wearing my newly-transferred RCP logo T-shirt. :)
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My Halloween costume came in the post today. I just had to take it along with me to see what they all thought. Naturally, it lead to everyone trying on the mask and the headpiece. :)
It's an evil jester - a half-black, half black-and-white-chequered suit with a silly jester's hat, skull trims and a skull mask. It's sooooo epic. :D
And thankfully, due to the price of it - we're not going to just use it for Halloween - we're planning on using it for some of our future music videos. It ought to work well.
We told Tracey of our problem with obtaining a dress for Ash - in effect, I told her last night when I was drunk - and she's agreed to make one for us. A pink and white gingham one, by the sounds of things. :)
I just can't imagine Ash in a dress. Imagine it with pink and white striped socks too - oh my word. :)
We're proper making her paranoid, we're not telling her what we keep talking in code about. :)
Then Tracey put her hair in plaits - oh it was SOOOO cute. :D
Ash didn't seem amused about it like - but she's SO having her hair like that for the Spieluhr video. It would go so well.
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We played a combination of Guitar Hero 5, Guitar Hero: Greatest Hits and Guitar Hero: World Tour.
Alternation on vocals - we even got Ash to do a few - as a penalty for losing a pro-face-off against Shelly, of course. Ash's skill has really decreased lately...
We played my custom Saria's Song, and we got this really weird screenshot.
I was playing on Expert bass and I don't think I missed any, but look at the score. It says 128%!
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And a photo of me with two jelly shoes up my nose.
I made the "my nose is running" joke, naturally...
And a creepy yet oddly cute photo of Ash with some wacky red-eye. :D
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Choking On My Fist
Seeing as how I didn't get to see Shelly alone yesterday, today was the next closest day to her birthday, so I chose to see her today. Before she came, I washed my hair, straightened up my room, hoover the floor - did all the general preparations that I do - then sat down to wait for her. I waited it out in style, assembling a quick playlist of some of my most-played top-rated songs, then making another attempt at the 2nd run of the Flopside Pit Of 100 Trials. Ach, how it is a cunt.
Shelly came when I was at about floor #89 - and she watched me finish it off.
At a time, I didn't think I'd make it - then I levelled up and my max HP went to 100HP, and was refilled - and then I was like PHWOAR, COME ON THEN SHADOO.
Kicked their arses and snagged those sexy rare cards. :)
Super Paper Mario is about an hour or two away from complete game mastery. Mwah ha ha.
I was in a weird mood today - really really turned on - so it wasn't long before I'd taken everything off and Shelly was getting her wicked way with me. :)
It wasn't fair - I couldn't do anything back because it wasn't the happy time of the month for Shelly. :(
We ate lunch together, hung out the washing - though Shelly is a blundering twat when I ask for her help with it, she just stands there and STARES at the washing line. Knob. :P
In one of our mad moments, we were trying to work out who had the biggest mouth - and naturally, I thought the best way to work this out would be to see how far my fist fitted into my mouth, then how far it fitted into hers. I tried it, but I pushed too hard on her throat and I felt her gag reflex - and she was a little bit sick on my hand. When I pulled it out, there were chunks of pizza on my knuckles. It was so fucking gross. :)
I have a phobia of vomit, so this lead to me legging it to the bathroom, holding my left fist at arm's length - then scrubbing away at it OCD-style. :)
Shelly is so self-doubting and gullible.
We were attempting challenges on Guitar Hero 5 - mainly the band challenges that prove easier with less people, and less bodge-ups from dopey Ash. One of the challenges was a simple "hit a 300 note streak" - and Shelly didn't think she'd managed it. I knew that she had - so I made a handshake bet with her - if she had, she had to lick my arse-crack. :)
And naturally, she got fucked over. Her face when the scores, percentages and note streaks came up was hilarious - it was the proper 'blush-whimper-hide-face-in-hands'. :D
But then she had to be a slag and try and kiss me with her befouled tongue - which was kinda yucky - but I did secretley enjoy being pinned to my bed. :)
Then we had a mooch through some of my old videos on my external harddrive - just proving to Shelly how much of a knob I was when I was 15. And we shared out some Petits Filous yoghurts - though I nabbed the vanilla one, because they're epic. So Shelly decided she'd be a slag and wipe the lids of hers on my nose. Gah.
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