Vibrators @ MindSay 
but not at the same time -- please
On first appearance, Seaside Oregon is quite cute. The 1920 promenade between the houses and the ocean is a great way to scan the wide gradual beach. And the view of Tillamook head is grand. We started at Norma’s Diner. Where I had halibut and Jim had crab cakes. Both were delicious and then we hit the river walk , then the promenade and then the beach. Our mistake was looking into a few of the shops- filled with garish tchotchkes that were close to indescribable. Like a napoleon figure with his pants around his ankles. I kid you not. Then we went looking for a late afternoon pastry treat and only could find funnel cakes and sweet glistening muffins. Not a single chocolate tarte in raspberry coulis in sight. Not even a good cup of coffee. Within 30 minutes the smell of burnt sugar and grease and the sight of one more family of fatties eating caramel corn was enough to do me in. I almost had to go to cannon beach for a taste fix. But the drive is great, the beach nice, the promenade terrific if you ignore the beach bums -literally - sleeping in the dunes near their grocery carts. But if you seek gifts nicer than nascar memorabilia, avoid it like the plague.
At home that evening we took in a terrific episode of Foyles War, where sam comes close to death and Michael kitchen’s eyebrows work overtime, and then I tried out the Eroscillator – aka the emasculator or eviscerater. All I have to say is that it is WORTH EVERY DOLLAR …. yowzers!!!!! Nuff said.
Its been a while since I actually wrote something and I wondered about writing an update on me and my life. But then I thought, who would actually read it and care? lol I dont know too many people on here, so I thought whats the point. Which is also a lot to do with why I havent written in a while.
I resigned from my job last week, I had to give 2 weeks so I'm officially finishing next Wednesday. But today I woke up, crying my eyes and realised I can't do this. So I'm hopefully going to go to the doctors to get a medical certificate so I can get out off on sick leave.
I adore my apartment and have loved living alone. I realised how much when a friend asked if I wanted to move in with her and I instantly thought "No thanks!" lol I guess this isn't as awful as I thought it might be. The only thing I havent liked is that I have to work. I know that sounds silly but when I've been feeling so run down and stressed I've missed being able to go "oh, hubbys paycheck will pick up the slack, theres no pressure" and getting to stay home. But thats alright. I knew that would be the case and I've gotten through it.
I miss the couple side of things, mainly affection and sex and stuff. But I can get on without it, thats why vibrators were invented! lol
"Did you see those guys? They were total apple fritters."
"Yeah, but they knew it. They were like 'Man, I'm such a fritter!' and that's so unattractive."
I always forget what a pain in the ass it is to be single. The dating, the awful conversation, the nervousness of waiting for someone new to call, the awkward first time having sex. And guys can be really weird. Not that girls can't, it's just that guys seems to be more prone to weird behavior.
For example. This wasn't exactly a date, but it will give you an idea of what men of the world are thinking.
About a year ago, I was home for a visit, and I went to the bar with Erinbear. There was a guy there I knew from high school. He sat with us, hitting on me all night, and even though I wasn't interested in the slightest, I found the attention enjoyable. And then bar close came.
That's when he asked me if I wanted to take some ecstacy with him. So I did. We went back to his place with a few other people and dropped a couple more hits over the course of three or four hours. And this is when it gets weird.
He asked me to come into his bedroom for a minute, so I did. (Yes, I am the most naive person on the face of the earth) And this is when He pulls out a duffel bag full of vibrators! No word of a lie. The thing is jammed full of no longer in their original packages sex toys. He starts digging through it, asking me which I'd prefer, showing me the different models and uses.
This is when I tell him I have to go home. And I make a speedy exit. But it just goes to show you that even normal guys are a little kooky sometimes.
If you have any horror stories, I'm all ears. Someday I hope to write an instruction manual for men of the world. It will read "When out with a woman, do not do the following..."
Of course we aren't completely innocent in this either. Men, if you've been out with any crazies, I'd love to hear about that too.
So, today sucked.
For no reason, it just sucked...
...it sucked alot.
I guess it was to do with david.
Davids a bum...
...hes a bum alot.
So, i was in one of my moods in Science, not for any reason..just because well, im a cute little freak.
So, he sat next to me and was all "hey, becci" and so i started mumbling about nothing, pretty much like a person who's taking therapy sesions...what d'ya know!...i am taking therapy!
Heh.
So, anyway...he started shouting at me telling saying that hes done nothing wrong and i shouldnt have started an argument with him as soon as he'd got to class. Bollocks.
Then he moved away and sat at the front saying i was being a dick to him. Bollocks.
Then he came back and his apology was...bollocks.
So yes...it was a quite a shitty day.
Robyns coming over in a while so we can get down to writing some moosic...for moosic...with bass's and guitars and amps and plecs and beds and vibrators.
Well, i guess the last two are just for um, fun.
Shes a horny sausage.
Heh.
So, Josh wont be here today.
He wont be here Mondays and Wednesdays but like he said..it'll give us stuff to talk about.
So its all lemony fresh.
So, anyway..i think you all should be really jealous of the size of his penis...infact just be jealous of him in general.
Be jealous of his eyebrows. He has nice eyebrows.
Id make a list, but i cant be bothered...and so just take my advice, and be jealous of the dude
=D
thankyou.
Nothing else to say.
Over and out.
xoxooxoxoxo