"Borrowed" from Noelle67
:) What is the meaning of life?
The idea that everything and everyone is connected in some way.
:) Does god exist?
Absolutely
:D Where does the sock that your dryer eats actually go?
I agree with Noelle67 . The tumbling of the dryer and the built up static electricity actually opens up a vortex to an alternate dimension. It sucks in socks and leaves pennies behind.
:D Why do mothers say 'because I said so!'?
Because it prevents them from explaining why and going into a diatribe of, "I've had a hard day and nobody gives a crap. All day long I sacrifice for you kids and your father and what do I get in return? I didn't spend ____ hours in the hospital pushing out your big head just to hear some lip from you! When I was your age my mother woulda..."
:P Why don't dad's understand why we're so irritable once a month?
Because they don't realize they are often the source of our irritation.
:P Why don't teachers ever let you go to the bathroom when you ask?
For some reason full bladders in the middle of a test or a lecture seems contagious. One kid asks to go and the next thing you know 15 other kids suddenly have the urge to urinate.
