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 Bored

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Blog #64

COLOURS & FOODS REVEAL ALL.

Okay, so there was REALLY no need in me being in college today.

After I'd sat around with Ashleigh for a while, I went up to 3rd floor - only to find Mary wasn't in, and the English lesson was cancelled, AGAIN.

So I retreat downstairs - take out my iPod and kill the battery with Solitaire.

Shelly appears around 20 minutes later - she's late for her Business Studies lesson - silly cow. She can never make it on time on Tuesdays. She has to leave me - so I sit and ponder for a while.

I know I have to make up some time - so I listen to Tool on repeat and write 3 pages of analysis to cut and stick into my sketchbook. I'm still quite behind - but that's only because I can't be arsed.

I managed to get these 3 pages done in 35 minutes, fuck's sake - it doesn't take THAT long.

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Ash comes and sits with me in her break before tutorial.

She sods off - only to come back about 5 minutes later because nobody was there.

YAY, BONUS HOUR WITH ASHLEIGH. :)

Shelly took about ten hours getting back downstairs - then we sat around with Lewis and Kayley, engaging in very innapropriate conversations about anal sex and the like. :)

Rofl, it's hilarious being the most informed on a table about a sexual matter.

Then I was testing Ash's knowledge of sexual terms. Kayley joined in after a while.

She knew what bukkakke was, but wasn't sure about felching - PMSL.

Then I learnt the true definition of rainbow kiss - which is one I'd always wondered about.

Then from there we had a discussion about tasting blood. From everywhere I've bled - my face, my fingers, my arms, my scars, my legs, my vagina - I've tasted them all.

Spot blood is the worst - it has sour pus in it.

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I bought a bacon and chicken baguette from Greggs - picked out all of the tomato, ate most of the lettuce, but when there was an overload of it, I started flicking it at Ash. :)

We had a change of scene, sat on the benches down the street to Captain Cook's square instead today.

Ash and I both indulged in the fine Space Raiders today.

Reccomended retail price - 25p, B&M price - 10p. :)

I like Space Raiders, but they give me chronic hiccups every time I swallow. And because I ate two bags of them, I had to feel the chicken and bacon baguette in my throat TWICE every time.

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LOL, Ash admitted today that she couldn't be arsed with Photography.

I caught her sneaking on Blogthings halfway through the lesson - so I joined her.

Shelly and I both did the "Are you gay?" test and the "How kinky are you?" test.

LOL, PRACTICALLY ALL OF OUR ANSWERS WERE THE SODDING SAME.

I actually did some work though - I cropped down the practice projection shots I'd done last week and faffed on with the levels a bit.

Then of course, I went back to Blogthings.

OH, THIS WAS CREEPY AS FUCK.

There was this test - "What do you think of your friends?"

There's colours and foods, and you write the name of the friend that first comes to mind.

ALL OF THE ANSWERS ARE PROPER TRUE.

I even saved them so I could put them on here. :)

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You truly love Adam.

You consider Shelly your true friend.

You know that Lewis is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Kayley for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Michaella is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Sammie is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Ashleigh is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Ashleigh changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Miraan is shy and non-confrontational. And that Miraan has a hidden internet romance.

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I PROPER don't agree with the 2nd sentence about Miraan like!

LMFAO, AND I CERTAINLY DON'T AGREE WITH THE 2ND ONE ABOUT ASH!!!

I don't SECRETLY think them though - I DO think them.

..The weird thing is, there was a space for someone who reminds me of the colour white.

I didn't have anybody who reminded me of white, so I left it blank.

...It turned out, whoever reminded me of white would be my soulmate.

Does that mean I'll never have a soulmate - or does it mean I haven't found them yet?

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Lmao - I asked nana if she had any Vaseline.

I did originally plan to take it into college for my exam tomorrow. I was going to rub it under my eyes so I looked like I was crying.

...But in effect, I got a little too carried away with Shelly on the phone.

Jeeez, it's fucking great for anal, rofl.

I've used all of it as well - she only gave me a little 10g tub with a little bit left in it.

It turns out that Ash can't sleep over on the Friday night, but she can still come for the Saturday and the Saturday night, and she's agreed to stay later on the Sunday.

...ROFL, you know what that means for Shelly and I.

Aw, I'm such a whore. :)

Ahhh... Shower together, and sex in a cozy double bed - for as long as we like, as late as we like, as loud as we like!

This shall indeed be interesting. :)            

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Dixie currently feels:

 Content

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Blog #53

Saturdays are for SCHLIMUR!

Rofl, today hasn't half been a Saturday to remember... :)

Okay, so I'm awake at 9 - I shower, I wash my Ada, hoover my room and clear off all my desks.

Shelly told me she was coming down earlier today - for... obvious reasons. Hee hee. :P

So from 11 to half 12 was the time of dirty sexcapades. :)

I went first - gave Shelly what she deserved - and she seemed to enjoy it. I wasn't as scared as I was last time - so that was a bonus, I suppose.

Tee hee - then it was my turn. :)

This time was the best so far; and I ended up having my favourite treatment... Tee hee.

Shelly even brought along her Vaseline for me...

Honest to God, I've never made so much fucking noise in my entire life. :)

The combination of a finger behind, two in front and oral stimulation - I was actually screaming. :D

Giving yourself anal stimulation is fucking great - but having it done by someone else... My WORD. :)

Rofl, my blog makes me sound like a right whore!

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Okay - all whoring aside. :)

We couldn't have timed it better though, Ash turned up about 5 minutes after we'd finished and cleaned ourselves up.

The combination of three cups of tea for breakfast and anal sex made me hyper as fuck. :)

Hyper enough to gain some confidence and lose some paranoia - ask Ash if she'd oblige a request from me. :)

I have a list - though it's not actually on paper - it's in my mind.

A list of all the different things I'd like to do with Ash and Shelly.

On the list was to... Schlimur! Aye, I wanted to slime them. :)

I was expecting Ash to say no - and make it a definate no.

She did say no at first, but oddly, after a few moments, she changed her mind. :)

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Sooo...

With the agreement agreed upon - I lead them into the bathroom and mixed up a bucketload of slime.

It was thicker than the first Schlimur video, but nowhere near as thick as Schlimur II.

Shelly was terrified - so she was sort of backing in and out of the room, whimpering and mumbling to me.

Ash told her to stop fannying on basically, lmfao.

Ash took it first - she leant over, I brushed her hair to one side and she looked up at me.

I couldn't help feeling the sadistic rush - I asked her "Any last words, Ash?" - before she could even answer me, I'd drenched her.

I'd truly gotten her good - I smirked at her as she stepped backwards, her face completely immersed, thick clumps dripping down her cheeks and falling off her chin.

What was worse - having it first, or watching someone get it before you? :)

Shelly was next - but I didn't get her as good - her hair was too much of a barrier.

She squealed at first, then pissed herself laughing.

With what was left, I sloshed over Ash - the thickest clumps were at the bottom too - lmfao.

The second time, I got it in her mouth. :)

But of course, I'm Dixie. I'm an evil cunt - this wasn't enough. Mwah ha.

I scooped up a huge handful from the bottom of the bath and smeared it all over her face, holding her around the neck so she couldn't squirm away.

I'm not beyond evil though - Ash asked me if I'd wash her hair.

This, as it probably doesn't seem surprising - is on my "list". :)

I washed Shelly's hair too - I was gentle; making sure I didn't get shampoo in their eyes, and ensuring they didn't get a stiff neck from being leant over the bath for too long.

When they were both off in the bedroom drying their hair off - I was sat on the edge of the bath, staring into the green slop what was left. I chucked in the remained of the powder - watching it thicken.

Being a knob that I am, I decided I might as well dive in. :)

Well, not quite dive - flop, was a more accurate word.

As soon as they heard the splash from the bathroom, all I heard was Shelly say: "Oh my God, she has and all, hasn't she?!"

It took me precisley 5 seconds after I'd splashed it over my head to realise how dozy of an idea it was. :)

The comment from Ash: "Oh Dixie, honestly."

Shelly then took it upon herself to ask: "Well how do you feel Dixie?"

I blushed, lowering my slimey head as I mumbled: "...Umm... Silly?"

To which she responds: "...Well, you need a shower now too, don't you?"

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When we'd all dried off - I brushed Ash's hair - then I brushed Shelly's too.

More ticky boxes. :)

Ash's hair is so soft when you've just washed it. I usually see her when she's been bowling through the wind and it's blown everywhere - it looked so sleek and sexy today. :P

Then we decided I'd finish off Resident Evil.

I'd saved the fight with Tyrant so they could watch me do it. :)

As if it took me 9 hours and 40 minutes to complete it!

That is my first run though, and the re-make has a lot more to it.

My fastest time on the original is just under 2 hours, so...

We'll see if I can do it faster if I try it another time. :)

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After I made tea for us all, we played World Tour - alternation on the vocals, lmfao.

I did 6 songs, Ash did 3 and Shelly did 4.

It's great though, I always choose heavy metal songs to sing, so they tend to struggle a bit more with the guitar tracks. :)

Then came the time where we sat around and cuddled each other.

As usual, we got a little violent. :)

I gave Ash a monster wedgie - proper lifted her off the bed. It took that to make her cry out though - she's hardcore when it comes to pain thresholds. (Unless I'm biting her; then she proper screams. :D)

As she was straightening herself up afterwards though, she pulled her jeans down - so I was taking the piss for the next hour, saying she deliberatley mooned me. :)

She wasn't amused, rofl.

(She has a nice arse though. :P)

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Here's a quote from Shelly:

"I don't want to spend what could be our last few hours taking RANDOM SHITTY PICTURES."

Pmsl - but we carried on regardless. Ash was proper determined - she had her mind set on taking one where we ALL looked decent.

It's rare that I look good on photos though - so this was a task and a half. :P

This is one of my favourite ones. :)

A sweet one of Ash and Shelly. :)

Ash looks so sweet there - I took this one from a bit too high, so all we can see of Shelly is her slaphead. :P:P

Asides from me poking Ash in the eye - this is a pretty cool one.

See, this is why I don't smile - I end up looking proper psychotic. :D

You can tell we were proper pissing ourselves - how red are our faces there. :)

Shelly looks proper stoned too, rofl.

HOW FUCKED IS THIS LMFAO.

I proper look seductive - like I'm gonna pounce on her. :)

Oh Ashleigh. :)

OMFG LOL.

FUNNIEST FUCKING PHOTO EVER.

ASH LOOKS LIKE E.T.!

ASH P. PHONE HOME?!