Oh Valentines Day, what a splendid Helliday...reminding the majority of us that we are now single or will always be single...
You mock us with your special Hallmark sales on Kissing Gorillas and teddy bears holding heart boxes, you tease our hopes with a 50% off sale for MatchMaker.com, and yet we still feel the need to find that perfect set of flowers for out secret love. Well guess what V-Day....FUCK YOU!
I've been single now for about 2 years and I ain't complaining.....just less money out of my pocket for silly googly ga-ga kissy shit, that really doesn't even begin to express my true feelings...If you need to spend hundreds of dollars just to prove your love, you're full of shit. How about actually spending time with your signifigant other and actually giving them a priceless gift that doesn't cost $20,000 from Tiffanys....If it costs that much it's not fucking priceless....Every Kiss does not begin with Kay....
I wonder if St. Valentine would actually appreciate what goes on now, or if he would turn over in his grave....
Happy Anti-V-Day!!!