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I didn't know Swiss men were so hot!
This was a real commercial to give the ladies an alternative during the Soccer World Cup. Nice. They should make 'em for us girls in the U.S.!
The following video makes me wish I had this woman's job (you know, with tightened security in airports nowadays...)
The next time I'll see a group of men entering a public restroom, I'm going to wonder if guys do this:
It's the law: No sagging pants in Chicago suburb
Sun Jul 20, 2:06 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080720/ap_on_fe_st/odd_underwear_law
Be careful if you have saggy pants in the south Chicago suburb of Lynwood. Village leaders have passed an ordinance that would levy $25 fines against anyone showing three inches or more of their underwear in public.
Eugene Williams is the mayor of Lynwood. He says young men walk around town half-dressed, keeping major retailers and economic development away. He calls the new law a hot topic.
The American Civil Liberties Union says the ordinance targets young men of color.
Young adults in the village, like 21-year-old Joe Klomes, say the new law infringes on their personal style. He says leaders should instead spend money on making the area look nicer.
Trumpets - sound the call!
As of 1:10pm today, Giovanni has been wearing UNDERWEAR!
I might be jumping the gun here.....
I hope this doesn't blow up in my face.
:)
I can't help it. This new ad from American Apparel is saucier than ever. We used to complain that the ones with the girls were racy, but this is even better... except for that one guy's knee getting in the way. That is one boney, odd looking knee! I say give us a bit of the back side to accentuate the front packages and maybe it'd be better. Gods. I can't believe it. I'm actually blogging 'bout an ad. What new lows have I sunk to?
Quick Update: I noticed this post of mine made top blog #3 today. Not bad. Thanks all! Truthfully, mine is not a complaint about the ad, but a tribute to it. I don't mind seeing men in underwear. Men in their undies is much more attractive than letting them all hang out. Here the imagination is teased. I could write a short story about the guys in this ad. Calling them "The 3-Pack Boys" sounds like the makings of a new boy band. I'm all for men strutting their stuff. I'm sick of constantly seeing just the women getting exploited, you know? The 3-Pack Boys are ordinary guys. No muscles. Not professional models. Still... it is weird to see just their legs and crotches... it's like they are the polar opposite of Venus de Milo.
One day last week, on the bus ride from Brewster to Minges, a young man approached all the young lady passengers individually in an attempt to find a lunch date. Unless he found success after I had disembarked, he ate alone.
My initial reaction was that he had a hell of a nerve, but upon reflection I had to admire his spunk. He took “if at first you don’t succeed...” to a whole new level. Perhaps if I had been as bold, I would’ve had my first date before I was 27 (Boy, was it awkward when her dad drove us to the movies).
I’m old fashioned I guess. I just wouldn’t go up to a complete stranger and ask her to lunch. She’d probably slap me, and I know my wife would.
I guess young people are more liberal than I was at their age. Take clothing, for example. I looked like a white bread dork with my plaid shirts and freshly-pressed khakis, but the other day I saw a guy in a ragged T-shirt, shabby shorts, and flip-flops sitting on the floor outside a classroom. I took pity on him and stuck a dollar in the cup beside him before realizing it was full of coffee. When I found out he was a professor, I really felt like a putz.
A word on flip-flops, and sandals in general. Few things look as ridiculous on a grown man as sandals. No male over the age of 10 should ever wear them. Why? Men have ugly feet. I know. I’m a man, I have ugly feet, and I don’t wear sandals. No one wants to look down and cast their eyes on a set of hideous toes that look like hairy Mexican sausages.
Young ladies, on the other hand, can pull off the whole sandal thing, provided they have cute toes. Ugly toes of both sexes should remain covered at all times.
Speaking of young ladies, take it from the Old Guy, girls: a little mystery is a lot more exciting than miles of skin. Those nice little nothings you’re almost wearing can make it hard for some of us to concentrate on what the professor is saying. I mean, yeah, I’m happily married, but I’m not dead...and I really need my education. If you’ve got it, flaunt it at the beach. I don’t go there.
And for anyone out there who doesn’t have it...please don’t flaunt it. ’Nuff said.
Speaking of flaunting...to the young man with his pants pulled down past his cheeks giving everyone in the Financial Aid office a clear view of his plaid undies last Wednesday: you’re in college. You should be able to dress yourself by now.
Now for a word about facial hair. What’s up with all these mutton chop sideburns I’m seeing all over campus? Elvis left the building a long time ago, fellows. And if you’re going to have a beard, have the wherewithal to grow a mustache to go along with it. Abraham Lincoln and C. Everett Koop are the only non-Amish who could ever pull that off, and let’s face it, they looked ridiculous too.
While I’m at it, let’s talk about the bathroom for a minute. Obviously I’m speaking only to the gentlemen now, but some of it may apply to the ladies.
Flush. That’s all I ask. Ever hear of backsplash, guys? Think about it. Yeah, that’s right. You don’t want it to happen to you, and I sure don’t want it to happen to me. You flush at home, so do your fellow students the courtesy of flushing at school. Soap and hot water are right behind you.
I don’t mean to be critical. My intent more than anything is to make you laugh, however, I also want to make you think. I’m a firm believer in personal responsibility and in putting one’s best foot forward...preferably in a real shoe.
© 2007 by J.D. Lewis
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