Hows life?
Meh, its good... Kinda bored...
You know, you just got that new picture...
Oh yeah, you like it?
NO! It's always Elphaba, Elphaba, Elphaba with you! Dont you ever think about ME?! I mean... I'm the longest fucking running show on broadway! Everyone loves me!
Not me, you emo.
Well, no one asked you ardichoke!
At least my face doesn't look like I stuck my head in the fireplace when I was a kid!
... my comeback was better...
Hey! Who wants to wear PINK the first day of school?
0___0... We're not wearing pink...
Why not? It looks good on you!
Well, for one, I am a boy!
And I-
Oh dont even start, Elphie! Pink goes GREAT with green!
Ok, I have an idea!
...Where the fuck did you come from?
Oh, they kicked me out of camp ^__^
... I paid for that camp, you a-hole.
Why did they kick you outa camp?
Huh? Oh, I dunno. Apparently I wasn't listening to directions or something like that, I'm not sure I wasn't really paying attention.
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I'm so bored, I started talking to myself again. Dejiko, Emo, Punky, the people in my head wont shut up!
Erik and Elphaba are always fighting!
Melvin's always eating!
Glinda's always trying to get me to wear pink!
~H~E~L~P~