Ugly @ MindSay

1. Don't date!  (seems obvious, but easier said than done)

 

2. Don't even look at attractive people (guys or girls)

 

3.  Be a hermit if you can!  (sounds fun eh?)

 

4.  Find a fun pasttime! (only not chess or other games you have to do with other people)

 

5.  Don't even befriend ugly people (this sometimes leads to dating)

 

6.  Write a lot!  (You can live your dating life through your characters)

 

7.  Eat onions and chipotle sauce EVERY day!  (no one will want to make out with you then- touche!)

 

8.  Destroy your cellphone (throwing it in a toilet works well)

 

9.  If anyone asks say your Jehovas Witness (most people will slam their door in your face before you get any offers.. no offense to JW'S)

 

10.  Get fat and or hairy!  (you will be better off during those cold winter months)

 

 

Now you know the tricks to being single!  I hope the world is a better place because of it! 

Now, on one hand, you've got to admire the effort to combine 2 things that someone loves so much. I mean, those Thin Mint Blizzards at DQ are the greatest testaments to that fact.  This however, is quite possibly one of the most wack-tastic things that I've ever seen. Now I've heard of going a little overboard with things, but this is just ridiculous.  Disappointing even. If I were Maserati I would repo the car based off of the blatant disregard of respect for the brand.  Now it may not be well known, but Maserati is one of my favorite historic automobile brands.  It hurts my heart to see one of it's most historic lines, the Quattroporte, made to look so silly.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more  kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control  pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

The Exies, "Ugly"

 

Are you ugly?
A liar like me?
A user, a lost soul?
Someone you don’t know
Money it’s no cure
A Sickness so pure
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?

[Chorus]
We are dirt, we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
We are fake, we are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt we are alone
You know we are far from sober!
Look closer, are you like me?
Are you ugly?

Turn a blind eye
Why do I deny?
Medicate me
So I die Happy
A strain of cancer
Chokes the answers
Are you like me?
A liar like me?

[Chorus]

I don’t care, you don’t care
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, just like me
I blame you, you blame me
I’m bitter, you’re angry.
You don’t care, I don’t care
You love you, like me

[Chorus]

Are you Ugly? [X3]

This last Sunday was a treat for me.  I'm the coordinator of the children's ministry at my church and we recently broke the classes up into age groups.  It has been so satisfying to work with more focused classes.  Not only was that refreshing, but the topic I taught the kids was something that changed my life in '99.  I was very amazed that I could have the opportunity to share this with my class so they could enjoy applying it to their life now, instead of suffer like I did.

I'm not vain when I say this, but I am beautiful!

However in Middle School and High School, I often doubted it and even despized parts of me.

I believed the lies that boys would tell me and the lies I whispered to myself as I looked in the mirror.

In '99, I was in England, taking a training course to help myself know God and others as well.  If I knew how to link the website I would.  It's called Youth With A Mission (YWAM).  The school is unique because every week or so you study a new topic, some include "Knowing the Father Heart of God," "Knowing Your Purpose," and "Studying the Bible." 

The one that I was most interested in, was about "Hearing the Voice of God."  I believed it was possible since in the Old and New Testament people had conversations with God and even met with Him face to face.  Also I was interested in supernatural things since I was very young.  And because I needed to hear from Him specifically, I really pressed in.  I also believed that I had encoutered Him directing me prior to the class, but it was hit or miss at times.

During the week, our teacher would stop class, look at someone and then start telling them about something they were going through and when that happened I would pray, "Please speak to me.  I need you so desperatly.  (I felt exhausted and so much shame and feelings of worthlessness.  Even when I went for a walk during this time, I told God about this.  I saw a dried-up crumpled leaf by the side of a stream and thought, "God that is how I feel.  Wasted and ugly.)

God answered my prayer that week.  I think it was on a Thursday or Friday (It could have been sooner, but it felt like forever) that the teacher stopped class, looked into my eyes and told me, "You are God's princess.  (My name is Sarah which means princess).  You feel like a dried-up, crumpled leaf.  You are worn out and tired."  Immediately, I started crying because I was realizing how much God cared for me and how valuable I was in His sight to be a His princess.  I was comforted because He saw the pain I was going through too.  During the week we were studying a scripture that explains the care God took when He created me in my mother's womb.  It really hit home that not only was I significant to Him, but He made me perfectly-without one mistake.  How I look is on purpose and that I needed to stop saying what God made is ugly. 

That day instead of tearing myself down in front of the mirror for my high forhead or dark circles that I saw under my eyes, I told myself that I had beautiful eyebrows and a nice shape to my face.  I felt so much better.  I felt loved, valuable and beautiful.

At church we have ordered a curriculum from Group for the winter quarter and last week focused on a scripture that was similar to my life changing one.  It's Jeremiah 1:5 "I knew you before I formed you in your mother's womb."  I was able help the kids see that they are perfect so they can love what God made them into instead of believing others at school or their own doubts.  They also know that God made them unique and with a special personality and way of doing things that will help them fullfill the good things God has prepared for them to do.

We formed cookies into shapes after thinking about who we wanted to make it for and then we ate them!  It was fun and I am so thankful that I get to work with children!  I pray that no one will feel like I did, but cherish who they are every day!  I feel so refreshed and useful!