Troll @ MindSay 
Good luck on that brandre....
To the rest, I will not be wasting my time taking apart his strawman remarks as there are well, just so many of them. I will let the discerning individual see him in all his glory without any unnecessary intervention from myself. Most of his remarks are so offbase and uncalled for that this one post is my entire response to his witlessness and pseudo-intellectualism.
Have a great day.
Watched the funniest movie ever yesterday with ophelia87 and anja05 !!!
Clerks 2 made me laugh so hard I thought my sides were going to burst open....I'm not even kidding you!! LOL...it was THE funniest movie I've seen all year I swear to you all....(Grandma's Boy comes in at close second).....
One word for you all....PILLOWPANTS.....:D hahaha....Watch it to find out...
ahh..It was nice to get out and do something and not be all worrisome...:)
So my future roommate calls me up today on the phone....I guess he's gonna be okay...he seemed pretty cool over the phone and wanted to know more about me...so I'm really hoping I won't have to be as mean to him as I was with my old roommate..hehe..I'm sure you all remember those posts :D It's about damn time I had someone fun to live with...someone who won't sleep all day and all night like a hybernating depressing nerd..
yes this is all for today..
Oh one last word of advice for you all...Beware the Donkey Show!!! Beware!!
Tschuess!
Right then. Woke up earlier then usual, went down to retrieve my car from the pay lot and returned it to Enterprise. I really don't need a car if I'm right smack in the middle of everything already. They were really nice about it too, charging me only the weekend rate even though I only had the car for one day. Very cool.
Home I went and Grandma made me breakfast, then we went down to Pike's Place Mall. If you don't know what that is you're seriously missing out. This is a classic half-outdoor multileveled malls right near the docks. Fresh fruit, fish, flowers, and other goodies abound. There's an Italian market in there that has fresh dolmas for 6/$1.50. I think I'm in love.
Much fun was to be had and I took some good shots. Afterwards Grandma's knee was bothering her so I went out, explored the Westlake mall briefly and then found Zanadu. Zanadu is an awesome little comic shop full of rare and cool stuff. Very neat. Then my uncle called me and invited me to go join them at the Freemont Fair. It's amazing how easy it is to get from one place to another in a city with good public transportation. Coming from Colorado Springs, I had never experienced that before.
The Freemont Fair was a great street fair. They had a wild parade, which I missed, lots of booths, great food, Art Cars (cars done up with all sorts of artistic crap to them) and abbreviated outfits, heh. Hung out with them, then fell into a pot hole, twisting my ankle, then walked it off while finding out about a troll. Yes, in Seattle, there is a troll under a bridge. It's very cool and a damn big troll at that. Had dinner, came home, watched TV. All in all a staisfying day.
Also, the most disturbingly entertaining thing I've seen in a while is G4's ads for their Midnight Spank shows. "Watch Midnight Spank or Butterfly will open the Hideous Bag." Friggin' creepy as shit and yet entertaining. I also saw Cinematech: Nocturnal Emissions. I really don't know what to make of that show. Anyone have ANY ideas as to what the hell it's about? Anyone?
So today on MindSay, I've decided to share a very personal, deep dark secret of mine. This is something I am so ashamed about, I haven't even been able to share it with anyone and certainly not my amazing, wonderful, giving boyfriend - one of your favorite bloggers - Mullows. I thought long and hard about how I would tell him this secret - this horrible betrayal that would crush our relationship. After staying up all night pondering this situation, I finally decided that if I told him through MindSay, the blow and weight of this secret might not be as crushing.
The secret is...
I had an affair.
That's right... I know... Little, innocent, good, kind-hearted Dutchess cheated on poor, humble Mullows. It is so sad. I cannot believe I was led astray from his love... But it happened... And now I must come clean with the full story.
It all started about three months ago. I had graduated from college and now I was home for good (or at least until I saved up enough money to move out). One day, I decided to clean out my closet and I came upon an old friend from my childhood. His name was Charlie, and he was a cowboy troll.
Charlie and I began to talk every night. We talked about life, about love, about philosophy. I told him all about Mullows and how much I was in love with him. He said that it was wonderful I had met the love of my life... And then he told me to rub the jewel on his belly. I thought this to be an odd request, but I had a lot of guilt over the fact that I had kept Charlie in the back of my closest for so long, so I did as he asked. He muttered some sort of weird language as I did it, but I figured it was a sound similar to something a cat would make when you petted it.
And then something happened. As if a spell had been cast one me, I fell in love with Charlie. I made up stories and told Mullows I could not see him because I was working. I longed for the moments I could just be with Charlie in my arms.
It was magic. I couldn't resist from kissing him and rubbing the little blue diamond on his belly, the little jewel that seemed to make me fall in love with him.
He'd sleep (well, he actually didn't sleep because trolls don't sleep) next to me and whisper things in my ear as I slept. I wasn't always sure what they were. They were usually in the same strange tounge I couldn't understand, but he assured me the words meant "I love you" in his troll language.
He sat on my desk as I typed to Mullows and he told me what to write. I got this horrible feeling in my stomach every time I typed the lies to Mullows. Something inside of me was telling me it was wrong. But for some reason I was in love with Charlie and that love made me lie.
One day, I came home from work and Charlie was lying on the floor dead. I was so upset! What had happened to my poor love-troll!? After giving him mouth to mouth and reviving him, he told me that during the day, while I was at work, he had died from missing me. I couldn't believe that by merely being away from me, he had died!! I knew I would have to quit work and never be away from Charlie again!
Charlie entertained me every day since I no longer had work to occupy my time. He'd do little strip-teases for me... It was so exciting! He was quite the hot troll!
Every morning, he'd wake up and make himself look handsome for me. Or at least I thought that's what he was doing. He'd kind of just stare into the mirror and murmur the weird language under his breath. He'd be in a trance for a while... But when I asked him about it, he told me he was simply concentrating on his love for me.
But then things began to get ugly... I couldn't take being around Charlie 24/7. I missed Mullows and I longed for our long talks. I missed his cute voice and the way his kisses felt on my cheek. I told Charlie I no longer wanted to be with him. I was going back to Mullows for good. However, Charlie did not like this and told me he would not accept it. He screamed at me in an evil troll voice. I couldn't understand what he was saying, but it sounded like it was some sort of spell. I felt the urge to hold Charlie and kiss him as I once did, but I fought it. My love for Mullows was strong and it seemed to be fighting with something unnatural that was occuring inside of me when Charlie spoke those strange sounds to me.
Charlie began to follow me everywhere I went. Even to the bathroom...
He checked on me every minute. He peered around my door.
Eventually, I just got so tired of him and threw him out!! The trashman took him away the next day.
Once Charlie was gone, I began to search through the belongings... I found some very incriminating photos, such as the one above. It seemed that Charlie had a lot of girls under his spell!! I questioned my Angel Candle and she told me that once she too had been in love with Charlie, but then she found out he was really a voodoo troll and not the cowboy troll he had claimed to be. "He would mutter all these weird sounds and claim it was just his troll language. But them I asked Foriegn Language Specialist Troll about it and she translated what he had been saying. Turns out it was some sort of spell, that begins with rubbing his blue belly jewel!" she told me.
She also told me that Charlie had used the same "I died from missing you" line on her. Turns out trolls can't even die!
I couldn't believe it!! No wonder I had fallen so quickly for such an ugly being!! Angel Candle told me that the spell could only be broken if you're love was stronger for someone else. My love for Mullows could not be broken or destroyed and once it gained enough strength it killed the spell!
I never saw Charlie again... But I know he's still out there. Putting unsuspecting girls under his spell. I can only hope that these ladies have a love that is strong enough as mine was to break Charlie's evil troll spell. For I have learned that a strong love can conquer anything...