Transvestite @ MindSay 
This is too funny, it made coke come out of my nose!!! And woke me up from my Tylenol PM doze! LOL
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Dear Miriam,
The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching tv as usual. I hadn't gone a hundres yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car juddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I found him in the bedroom while he was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
I'm 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for 12 years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed up in my lingerie because couldn't find any of his own underwear. But when I asked im about the make up he broke down and admitted that he has been wearing my clothes for a year. I told him to stop, or I would leave him.
Ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant, and I don't feel I can get trough to him any more.
Please can you help me...
Miriam says:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults in the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold.
LOL!
Firstie goes out to Makenzero! That's two entries in a row!
I loved the movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show" .... and can not even begin to tell you how many times I saw it.
For those who haven't seen it or don't know what it is ..... it turned out to be one of those "cult" flicks the had huge followings back when I was in my late teens, early twenties. I highly recommend it, everyone should experience it just once.
Midnight showings in Rendondo Beach at the Strand theater. Long lines of folks, dressed as their favorite character from the movie. Props brought into the theatre, or should I say snuck into the theater ..... water bottles, rice, toast were the most popular .....
My favorite part of the movie is when Brad and Janet have their first meeting with Dr. Frakenfurter. The music, the fishneted leg .... the heeled foot tapping to the rythyum in the elevator coming down from above .... my heart would race .... and then there he would be .... the sweet transvestite .... I thought he was about the sexiest thing alive and was amazed a man in fishnets could stir me in that way. But he did.
The "Time Warp" would come on and everyone in the theater would be in the isles dancing along ......
I still have the picture album ..... a collectors piece ..... and sometimes when I need a little perversion I'll pull it out and remember my crush on Tim Curry as Dr. Frankenfurter. And it makes me smile. Fun times.
The songs are embeded in my head and from time to time one will come out and stay with me for days ..... its been the Time Warp for the last few now.
Hoping it will show up on the tube sometime this month and it will be on the agenda for sure. Poor Dave .... he has had to watch it more than he ever cared to but its good times and good memories .... so he will have to endure.
Peace. J.
A few weeks ago I saw some movie from the 80's that had Courtney Thorne-smith in it. In case you don't know who she is, she's a woman (using the term ginerly) with a really manly jaw that somehow manages to keep getting leading roles on TV shows. I suspect that she is in fact TV's most successful transvestite.
Anyways, the movie wasn't interesting, but I kept watching to see if wearing any of the 80's jackets with the huge shoulder pads would make her look even more "young-buck-ish"
Answer: Nope.
Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts calling.
Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted.
"Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
How do you do
I see you've met my
faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were
the candyman!
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its co-uh-ver-rrr!
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania...
Let me show you around
maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy...
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie?
Brad Majors: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet Weiss: Right!
Brad Majors: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car...
We don't want to be any worry
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that!
Well, babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania!
Why don't you stay for the night --
Riff Raff: Night!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Or maybe a bite
Columbia: Bite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan...
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Chorus: Sweet Transvestite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: From Transexual
Chorus: Transylvania!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... (SAY IT!!!) pa... tion!
But maybe the rain --
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM!
*door slam*
I didn't put any links down here for you to hear samples of this song. I figure that if you've checked out this site, you are most likely already familiar with this musical. There are no Goth children who haven't had the pleasure to be enchanted (or annoyed by) RHPS!!!
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