Transvestite @ MindSay 
This is too funny, it made coke come out of my nose!!! And woke me up from my Tylenol PM doze! LOL
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Dear Miriam,
The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching tv as usual. I hadn't gone a hundres yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car juddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I found him in the bedroom while he was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
I'm 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for 12 years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed up in my lingerie because couldn't find any of his own underwear. But when I asked im about the make up he broke down and admitted that he has been wearing my clothes for a year. I told him to stop, or I would leave him.
Ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant, and I don't feel I can get trough to him any more.
Please can you help me...
Miriam says:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults in the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold.
LOL!
Firstie goes out to Makenzero! That's two entries in a row!
A few weeks ago I saw some movie from the 80's that had Courtney Thorne-smith in it. In case you don't know who she is, she's a woman (using the term ginerly) with a really manly jaw that somehow manages to keep getting leading roles on TV shows. I suspect that she is in fact TV's most successful transvestite.
Anyways, the movie wasn't interesting, but I kept watching to see if wearing any of the 80's jackets with the huge shoulder pads would make her look even more "young-buck-ish"
Answer: Nope.
Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts calling.
Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted.
"Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
How do you do
I see you've met my
faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were
the candyman!
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its co-uh-ver-rrr!
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania...
Let me show you around
maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy...
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie?
Brad Majors: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet Weiss: Right!
Brad Majors: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car...
We don't want to be any worry
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that!
Well, babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania!
Why don't you stay for the night --
Riff Raff: Night!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Or maybe a bite
Columbia: Bite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan...
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Chorus: Sweet Transvestite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: From Transexual
Chorus: Transylvania!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... (SAY IT!!!) pa... tion!
But maybe the rain --
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM!
*door slam*
I didn't put any links down here for you to hear samples of this song. I figure that if you've checked out this site, you are most likely already familiar with this musical. There are no Goth children who haven't had the pleasure to be enchanted (or annoyed by) RHPS!!!
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Alright, so as many of you might already know I just got back from vacationing in the keys with my family, my boyfriend, and my sister's boyfriend. We stayed in my uncle's condos... and it was good.
Okay... so I guess this is going to be one long and boring entry. There will be pictures, though, so never fear! arg...
Alrighty, it all started on Sunday.... Justin and I left at around 8:30 and made it to West Palm Beach to visit Tejal at around.. uh... let us say... noon? After saying hello, and moving the car's around we drove off to City Place to eat lunch at The Cheesecake Factory, mmmmm.... I got the "lunch" portion of some chinese chicken salad.... and let me tell you... that thing was about as big as my head. Mind you, I do have a small head, but my god, that was way too much lettuce.
so, anyhoo... then we traversed around WPB for a while, gawking at the rich people's houses... because they are so very rich and live in such pretty homes... well... eventually that had to end but before I left I stole a lollypop from Tejal's house! mwahaha! *chokes on popsicle stick* *spits it out onto the computer desk* ewww
some directional difficulties later, we finally made it to our destination. My uncle's one condo is really nice... that is... the one that Justin and I didn't stay in... the other one... is... well... it needs to be redecorated. It smelled like grandma.
Sunday night the rest of my family, and other boyfriend (Danny) showed up. Monday we went to Bahia Honda State Park. The seaweed was really bad, but it was nice. The park I mean... not the seaweed...
Highlights: Sara throwing the frisbee almost all the way to the mainland. and Dad losing his sunglasses. He found them like 10 minutes later. I still don't know how he did that. Oh and he found an amazing conch, really... it is super cool.
Picture time!
Tuesday, I didn't feel well.... "tummy ache" etc... We did go to Key West though. We drove an hour all the way down there, and then left after standing around for five minutes. That's how crappy I felt. Also, I was sad because I didn't get to see any transvestites. Justin thinks I treat them like animals. But c'mon, you don't go to Key West without expecting to see one in a tight leather outfit... or do you...
I mean.. just walking down ol' Spring Hill drive the other day I saw one... just standing on the corner of Landover and Mariner, lol.... you know.. by the High School...
(p.s. I'm sorry if I just offended anyone. It was just a joke)
Okay, pics from Key West:
Justin thinks he looks like a hobo but I just think he looks like a homeless drunk. Oh wait... :-\ nevermind...
Let us see... Wednesday... we went out to eat breakfast and apparently god decided to take a piss on us all day so we basically just stayed inside with periodic moments of fishing. These aren't all from Wednesday, but just because I don't remember what happened on what day, all of the fishing pics will now be shown in one big blog, er blob... Complete with commentary of course. Oh and all of these pictures were taken from my uncle's dock.
No children or animals were harmed in the taking of these pictures. Okay, that was a lie. You shall see...
I caught this. Yay me! We obviously threw it back for I do not like eating sharp pointy barbs.
This was the first fish caught on the trip. I have discovered my love for grunts. The little noise they make is so cute! It makes me just wanna stab myself with their sharp little spines! :D
Justin caught this with that tiny little grunt, a not so tiny nurse shark. It was quite a catch, and it tired Justin out quite a bit...
*there was a picture here of Justin passed out on the bed but he made me delete it*
He got butt raped that night by Danny.
but aw, isn't he cute? What? No! not HIM, the fish! look down retard! I caught him..
and I caught this...
I could have used him for bait but I thought he was cute so I let him go to get eaten another day.
*cue Jaws music* *blood curdling scream*
This next section is dedicated to all those little birdies out there that like to eat our bait fish. This one is for you baby. Mwah!
Ooooooh yeah, baby... show me some more of that leg. I love a man who looks good in white, and that beak... so... hard... :P
Oh yes, come to mama. wait a minute... who are you? Bitch! Why you messin around with my man! I'm bout to bust a cap in your plumage! Yeah, that's right! Back off!
Okay, so... uh... Thursday we finally went snorkeling. I haven't developed those pictures yet, so sorry folks. I'm going to say though that the first site we went to was okay. There weren't as many fish as usual, and I didn't get to see any sharks so... :(
The second site was crap. The water was about 15 feet deep, and for snorkeling, that's too deep. With the depth and poor visibility it kinda just sucked. Maybe I'll post some pics from snorkeling up later though.
Friday my family left, and Justin and I went to Bahia Honda again. The highlight of that trip was getting eaten alive by mosquitoes down one of the trails. I love west nile. It's the bestest ever!
We did have a good time though, we took some pictures.... of the old bridge built by Flagler, and the ocean... etc... but I don't have a picture of the bridge on here.... me so sorry
I don't remember where that last one was taken, but I enjoy it, so you get to look at it. Deal with it!
Oh, at the park, a little lobster decided that it liked my left boob, and attached itself onto my bathing suit. The thing must have been about an inch long. It was weird. We took some pictures of it with the underwater camera and the let it go. Well... really it got away from us... sneaky little bastard.
and that was that... Saturday we drove off into the sunset.
oh, as an aside, it was really weird driving back from the keys to Daytona. There was a race going on and when we were getting close to the city the lights were so bright that it looked like the sun was coming up at midnight.
