Anyone out there currently conducting a casting call for zombies in your upcoming film?
If so, I'm available and would fit the part perfectly. I've got the dazed look that comes from much too little sleep down cold right now. Right this moment I'd much prefer to interact with others around me in a series of grunts and growls rather than using complete sentences to conserve energy. I'm also hobbling about with a limp due to a strange pain in my right knee.
Just watch and listen to me climb a flight of stairs and you'll cast me on the spot.
Arrrrghh.
