Testicles @ MindSay

Many of the pious here have called me Godless and a Sinner, some have even said I'm not worthy of redemption..
*sticks tongue out*
"Phbbbt"

So in the midst of insomnia last night over stresses at home, I solidified a on-line relationship with devulgence  of some of my bitter and tragic past with another who's life path has so far echoed mine..and nothing but good can become of that. Yet today, I battled with depression over a place to live..for I need some solitude and privacy..and my beloved, ancient canine needs to have a comfortable place for her final years..free to dribble on the floor after drinking from the dish..
..and I need to be free to be able to dribble on the mat after peeing.
..free to let the dishes sit for a day if I feel like it
..free to have all the fans ON on these hottest of days
and free to watch cartoons in my underwear in the middle of the night.

So, there has been no work for the last two days, car nearly out of gas..
overdrawn at the bank(but the bills paid)
and down to beans and rice for dinner again..
UGH--
..but these things will pass.
How do I know?
faith..
..and "omens" arriving on the Full Moon--BLESSED FRAKKING BE!!!

omens..those funny 'lil coincidences..

I was on the couch avoiding the heat..watching the series finale of "Charmed" and the phone rang..
now mind you the phone rings every 20 minutes from bill collectors, but they're not looking for me..so I always let it go to message, but this time I heard my bosses wife saying; "Christopher..are you there?"
I picked up the phone and she tells me that she has some work for me next week..
and that all my hard labor paid off--the job site passed it's inspection--ON THE FIRST TRY
a rarity indeed..
and that she and her husband will help me find a place to live up here..for I really want to stay up here in the mountains for now, or at least 'til Thia "moves on"..she truly cannot handle another big move.
So with those few words of support, my day starts to pivot toward a better perspective..
I just need to hold on and have a little faith in myself

mood; pondering Panda
music; "I'm Alive" by Seal

I think from now on, in a weak attempt to divert some random traffic to this blog I will start putting some rather inflammatory words in my post tags.  Seeing as how Google is the only thing to frequent this shit, I need to do something.  Of course making sense and blogging regularly would also contribute to the goal here, but why not put some special interest groups on blast. 
Just don't try to read into tying them all together, they will be random.  I'm not giving you insight, asshole.  Don't read into mindlessness, otherwise you might become an impressionist, 
For instance, I will tag the jews, jay Leno's chin, and testicles.  This is only because Jews were on House tonight (looking silly), Jay Leno is on now, and testicles is one of my all time funny words.  I am not implying that jews places their testicles on Jay Leno's chin.  Surely he wouldn't mind, especially while servicing.

Received this in my email today .... to good not to share!


DEPORT HER TO AMERICA!



The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one"

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in. Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA--- WE NEED HER !!

Yes you read that right. Growing serious balls is taken to a whole new level when you view this video. All you men can stop thinking I have a dirty mind. The video is pretty self explanatory.

http://www.riotvideo.com/Elephantitis_of_the_Testicles.html

I know it's been the subject of a lot of controversy, but I just don't think Bruce Bowen kneed Steve Nash in the nuts intentionally.  Judge for yourself.