Ok so anyone reading this is going to have to forgive me for being retarded...I'm just saying.
So i was hanging out with jennifer, jason, and the eg's after the one-act thang (which btw was awesome..everyone did a great job) and they say, hey you should get a blog then we wouldn't have to tell you all this shit (we were, of course, gossiping). then golden says, "yeah i would love to read a blog by chelsey" and then i told them that as my first entry i would try to rewrite the note that i wrote to the college board after the ap exam sooooo here goes:
*In the box where you're supposed to put the number of the question you're answering i have put a 4...there are only 3 questions*
Ha! I bet you thought that I thought there were four questions. Well i didn't, I just finished fifteen minutes early and i really don't think that's enough time to take a quality nap, so i'm writting a note to you-whoever you are. I bet you get a lot of these every year. Next year you should take the best ones and turn them into an AP prompt. "analyze how bored/tired/stressed AP students use tone diction and syntax in their after-exam ramblings." Ha! Ms. Ferrell tells us not to say, "the author uses diction" because diction is just words and duh, the author uses words. Ms. Ferrell is a bad teacher. for real. not for play play. i wouldn't feed you at the college board any of my play play. that was sarcasm. but for real- she didn't prepare us for this exam at all. I know "teaching to the test" are four of the most feared words in the curriculum planning world, but come on, we didn't know anything about this test. 10 minutes left. yesss. then i can go to Michael Doyle's house. I hope he has turkey, I like turkey. Ya know what else I like? (insert name here) yes i "like" like him. That was liberating teling you guys that (you're now plural, above you were singular, now you're plural). Ya know what I want to know, who works at the office of testing integrity. Who grows up thinking, i really want to work at the college board and listen to people complain about testing irregularities? not me. nope. i want ot be a cave spleuncher. thats a lie, i don't even know what canve splenching is. i want to be an elementary school teacher.
love chelsey
ps this is what part of the alphabet would look like if q and r were taken out
damn i wrote a lot.....i promise, none of my other blogs will be this long.
