Tee Hee @ MindSay

Dixie currently feels:

Rebellious

 

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BLOG 22.

This is in Emily's honour!

 

Tee hee, how ironic, eh Em'?

 

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...Presenting...

 

...As created by Dixie Stonehall, upon loving response to a request by Emily Fieldus...

 

 

 

The greatest MindSay quiz EVER!

(...Or maybe not.... )

 

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WARNING: The quiz is destined to waste precious minutes of your life.

 

If you put it on your profile, put a link back to stonehalledall and ask the other stealers to do so, too. - I doubt anybody will want to steal this tripe, like.

 

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Section 1: Knowing you.

 

 

Your name? --- You know me, you probably hate me, you can live without me - Dixie!

 

Your age? --- Sixteen years, five months, eighteen days, one hour, two minutes. [As of NOW.]

 

Your star sign? --- Libra, set of dodgy scales!

 

Favoured hand? --- Right!

 

Colour of one's eyes? --- Green!

 

Your hair? --- Blonde, just past my shoulders, with a fringe!

 

Your nose? --- Round and squishy!

 

Favourite colour? --- Red!

 

Favourite animal? --- Tiger!

 

Favourite band? --- Rammstein!

 

Current favourite phrase? --- CHILDREN OF THE SEA!!!

 

 

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Section 2: Heads or Tails?

 

 

Hot or Cold? --- Cold!

 

Guys or Girls? --- Girls!

 

Coke or Pepsi? --- Both!

 

Tea or Coffee? --- Tea!

 

Sugar or Salt? --- Sugar!

 

Cake or Pie? --- Cake!

 

Converse or Vans? --- Converse!

 

Cars or Bikes? --- Bikes!

 

Rock or Paper? --- Rock!

 

Glasses or Contacts? --- Glasses!

 

MSN or IM? --- MSN!

 

Mario or Sonic? --- Tails! :P

 

Hero or Villain? --- Villian!

 

Scotland or England? --- Both!

 

USA or Canada? --- Canada!

 

Germany or France? --- Germany!

 

Love or Money? --- Love!

 

Goth or Emo? --- Goth!

 

Early bird or Night owl? --- Night owl!

 

Guitar or Guitar Hero? --- Guitar Hero!

 

PS3 or XBox360? --- XBox360!

 

Science or Maths? --- Science!

 

Reading or Writing? --- Writing! 

 

 

Love Dixie, or Kill Dixie? --- Kill Dixie! :)

 

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Section 3: Pointless favourites! 

 

Your favourite...

 

Songs: ---  Wait and Bleed - Slipknot... Rosenrot - Rammstein

 

Words: --- Catawampus! Machiavellian! Tambourine! Kangaroo!

 

Letters: ---  A, D, Z, M, S, T

 

Drinks: --- Cherry Coke, Orange Lucozade & Pepsi Max!

 

Foods: --- Burgers, Pizza, Pasta, Fried chicken, Oreos & Fridge Raiders!

 

Sounds: --- Unaccomapanied guitar, head scratching & my scanner scanning. :) 

 

Books: --- Jacqueline Wilson collection, Diary of a Chav (volumes 1-3), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time & To Kill a Mockingbird. 

 

 

Cheese: --- Edam!

 

Bread: --- Warbutron's!

 

Soup: --- Cream of Chicken!

 

Bathroom: --- Nana's!

 

Fridge: --- Nana's!

 

Pencil: --- Steadtler!

 

Chemical: --- Phenolphthalein!

 

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Section 4: Would you rather eat...?

 

 

Vomit pie or blood milkshake?
- Blood milkshake, blood is nice, and so is milk.

Snot ice-pop or roasted belly-button fluff?
- Has to be frozen snot. I eat my snot anyway... Umm... Yeah.

Stir-fried intestines, or spit-roasted arseholes?
- ...Eh, both of them are in contact with shit. Spit-roasted arseholes, why not.

1000 year-old cheese sandwich, or a fresh, steaming dog turd?
- Got to be the sandwich, mould is a penicillin after all.

Live jellyfish or dead snake?
- Dead snake, I like my food to keep still.

Earwax sorbet or toenail stew?
- Toenail stew, I like cheese. :D

 

A freshly coughed-up hairball or a full bottle of Corvonia cough medicine?

- HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL! Keep the Corvonia AWAY...

 

A used tampon or a freshly-lain pile of elephant droppings?

- Tampon... Though cotton is hard to swallow.

 

Dandruff rice-balls or toe hair spaghetti?

- ...Hrrrrrm... Rice balls.

 

Dixie's brain or Dixie's heart?

- *Finishes eating her own liver* ...Wha...?

 

 

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Section 5 - The random questions!

 

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

- I really can't remember.

 

What did you have for breakfast?

- I didn't eat any today.

 

What is your middle name?

- Emily!

 

What size shoe do you wear?

- Six.

 

Ever been toilet papering?

- Aye! :D

 

From whom did you get your last e-mail?

- Emily!

 

When is your bedtime?

- When I choose to sleep.

 

Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?

- Many a time.

 

Have you fallen down an entire flight of stairs?

- Yep, and it really hurt.

 

Have you ever licked a frozen pole and got stuck there?

- Stupidly, yes. I got free after a few seconds, but it scared me at the time.

 

Have you been cut on barbed wire?

- Yeah, that really bloody stings.

 

What colour are your socks right now?

- White.

 

When was the last time you wet the bed?

- ......Ummm...

 

How many times have you ripped your trousers?

- ...Once.

 

Have you ever broken an arm, leg or any other bone?

- Not yet, touch wood.

 

Describe your most disgusting instance of vomiting - consistency, amount, aim, etc. :)

- Tee hee! Well, I'd ate 4 bananas and 3 bags of roast chicken crisps - threw up all over inside the sink, inside the bath, on the floor, and the windowsill. It looked like chicken & mushroom Pot Noodle, and it smelt like a strong combo of stomach acid, bananas and the crisps. Mam had to scoop it out of the sink, ROFL.

 

What does your snot taste like right now?

- Nice. :)

 

Have you ever crapped your pants?

- Unfortunatley, yes.

 

If you had to resort to cannibalism to survive, and you had the choice of eating a leg, an arm, a brain or a torso, what would you eat?

- I EAT YOUR ARMZ.

 

Doesn't Dixie just think up the best questions ever?

- Indeed she does. :)

 

Have you rode a horse or a donkey before?

- Donkey riding in Lindos! w00t!

 

Are you currently bored or tired?

- Neither really.

 

What does your sneeze sound like?

- A cat's sneeze!

 

Who would you most like to hug right now?

- Emily!

 

Who would you most like to beat with a phonebook right now?

- Brett!

 

Who would you like to hit with a strawberry flan right now?

- Emily!

 

How much would you like to kill Dixie right now?

- ...Tee hee hee.

 

 

Tee hee hee - now post it on your blogs! :)

I went for a run after I got home from work.  It was nice, in spite of the humidity.  At least it's overcast, so the sun wasn't beating down on me.  And I ran almost the entire time, much more than usual.  I ran by the Hancock Building, around and around it -- for two reasons:  (1) there is almost aways a breeze there, and (2) it is all mirrored glass, so I could check myself out.

It was hard to miss that belly (won't it ever go away?), and I turned this way and that as much I could while running so I could get the worst possible angles on myself.  I wasn't getting depressed, honest!  But then wham!  there was a window angled so that I saw myself head-on, running right at myself, and I said, Hmm, not bad!

What a relief!  (The "wham" was the surprise of seeing myself; I didn't run into the window.)

In any case, as my friend Minnie would say, "BOTH ARE TRUE!" (visible belly: true, looks good anyway: true) which helps me feel so much more, uh, realistic about myself...

Things are a little weird, though, I'm missing Nelson and Emma, who are still at Nelson's dad's house, making the most of summer vacation and the last years of my father-in-law's life.  I talk to Emma for a long time every day on the phone.  I know she misses me, too.  She will talk for a half-hour (I swear) about what happened today in Animal Crossing, or she will tell me several entire episodes of Mr. Bean.  I can't listen to it all, and Nelson's dad has this crappy crappy phone that distorts Emma's voice and half the time I can't make out what she's saying.  But I let her run on and laugh when she laughs and try to pay attention for the questions, if they come.

Just two more weeks...

Also, I'm growing out my colored hair... don't want to dye it while I still have those unnatural red/gold highlights.  Big surprise:  I have a lot more gray hair than I thought I did.  I've got to tough it out, though.  I'm pretty sure that once I dye it again ppl will forget...  and I don't think it looks that bad anyway...

I had the greatest idea ever for a new Harry Potter spell!!
It's designed to make the wand wobbly and *tee hee* impotent

Erectus Disfunctius!!

I can see them using that one a lot.


AHHH!!!!! My wand's gone limp!!

Oh yeah, forgot to tell y'all that yesterday was National Coming Out Day. Tee hee.

I am back good friends.  Xisto is in the homestead for shizzle. Many lately i have been watching on the BET.  i thinks is darker than danny glover after a vacaish.  Hee ha hee ha.  Much things lately  i have learned.  Timateo is so much to being the man.  In portugal mr teem would be dictator.  he is to being so cool and much like eh what is name.  Fonz.  heyyyyy  hee ha hee ha  speaking on that.  being as how mr teem likes a good clean we got in water closet.  So surprised am i when having no reach timateo requests on to me to be washing for him his back.  He spins at one moment and is most shock when hitted i am with flesh water noodle.  Who is being like burro now hmmm?  I am enjoying so much america and having been staring to at what Mr Teem calls "sluts". Hee ha hee ha, he cried from laughs when i speak on him to be telling him that this is what my papa called my mama.  Hillary for prez