Super Sized Ass @ MindSay

So, it's been a while - here's the low down. Lol. Court was okay, lasted a whole 9 minutes. Seemed like the judge had a stick up his ass though. My lawyer was appointed to me like at 4 pm the day before court and he had to be in Cass County for court with someone else, so the judge asks me, why do you not have a lawyer? This is a class C Felony charge, I'd suggest you get one, and I told him I had one, and he was elsewhere and he was like, oh, I see this. Well I'm not going to go through this right now because it would just be reversed on appeals later on, so we'll have to do a continuance, and the prosecutor was like I don't really want to do that, but I'm not willing to lose this case just because of appeals later on, so I guess we'll pay our witness for today and re-schedule. Uh, can you say asshole? Jeeeeeeeez. Then, let me see. I've shopping like mad for Christmas - fucking holidays and me always wanting to give. I got my om this super nice fur-lined coat, and an angel statue and a cross and a long-john shirt. for my step dad - a book, a windsuit, 2 packs of some boxer briefs and something else.. my brother - a pack of sharpies with clips on them, a shit-load of boxer and a digital camera that doubles as a webcam. My sister - a few books, some clothes, a mini digi-cam, and a blanket and some toys. Nate - spoiled rotten. Let's just say that so he doesn't snoop through here and see what the rest of his gifts are. For my grandparents - books and movies and they were super thrilled.

Last weekend we went to my grandparents house in Mercer and my mom killed a piggy and a moo-moo to butcher, which is where they are today. We got strudles with chicken and potatoes and they were AMAZING I must say. My grandma gave me  rings and a necklace that she doesn't wear anymore that I liked. Uh - I got my nails done yesterday and this typing bit is super hard for me, because I keep my nails really short 'cuz i'm anal about things getting underneath and I bite them out of nervousness, so maybe these new nails will cure me of biting them, 'cuz they are super hard. Also got my toesies done in hot hot pink - the nails are French manicure white tipped. Got some new outfits - super cute. One of my favorites is the little little black skirt I got. It's teensy and I love it!! Lol. Also some fishnet stockings  - blue, pink and black pairs. something to fool around with Nate in. I enjoy dressing up before we do anything. Turns me on. Amber's going to be coming sometime next month. Super exciting! She totally turns me on, too. Uh, what else - I don't really know what to say. Hrm, work's been okay. Getting up at fucking 5:45 every morning blows my asshole, but I think i'm gradually getting used to it, maybe. Well anyway, I need to shower here pretty soon, well - as soon as my song playlist is over, then head to Scott's to give him his Christmas present. I got him some Curve Cologne for men. I love the way it smells. Beyond reason! lol. So he better like it. It took me forever to figure out what to give him. Boys are hard to shop for. Girls are fairly easy, 'cuz you can get something you kinda like and think, if you know them, if they'll like it. It's super easy. :) So, i'm guna go play a game real fast while my songs play on :) lol bye bye

Xo Whitney Marie oX

 Ewww Weeee, I love bacon grease, and I love big asses, but this is a little too much ass even for me. I'd hate to be standing behind her when she farts. I wonder if they make underwear big enough for an ass that size?

I wonder if she farts in bed next to her husband. She probably beats the shit out of him from time to time just to keep him in line........Yeah, I love bacon grease. Give me a few fried eggs cooked in bacon grease with bacon, fried potatoes, and toast smothered in butter.......but no grits.....I hate fucking grits. I'll bet Big Mama in the pic loves grits. I'll bet she eats anything that isn't nailed down.

Big Mama's Friend, "Girlfriend" below

NO YOU FUCKING LARDASS, NOT AT ALL!