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If you're a nerd like me, you'll probably piss yourself laughing... otherwise don't bother.

Nah actually you don't have to be a nerd to find it funny.

Moving on, I'm at such a loose end that I'm spending all my time on the internet... partially hoping Nikki will come on msn, partially hoping I might get an email from someone, and otherwise wasting time. Seriously MSN is a poor option, but it's better than nothing, especially when there's only one day a week I can meet up with her (with work and school) and she's barely ever free. And doesn't answer her phone much.

Life just isn't any fun without her.... which sounds sad and obsessive, but, well that's how I feel.

I need a life.

Hmmm....

Maine...

So many trees, so much grass...and not the good kind either...lmao.

This guy here is getting on my nerves.  I won't mention his name cause if he walks over here and hangs over my shoulder...ya know?

Anyways...the second or third day I was here, he asked me to go to his room, so I went, assuming he was gonna ask me a question, cause we were all new.  I didn't go inside his room, cause I'm not that motherfuckin stupid...anyway...He asks me if I can give him head...

A MOOSE JUST RAN BY OUTSIDE THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW!

Phew...anyway, he stalked me for FOUR days...every time that motherfucker saw me, he'd go, "Yo, Jess you gon' come by the room tonight or what?"  Then, he called me a 'bullshitter' and said I was "frontin an shit" and that pissed me off.  I went to his room once cause the RA told me to go tell him to do chores, and he was standing there in his boxers, which ya know...I totally didn't mind, but he grabbed my arm and tried to motherfucking pull me into his room.  He is tall, and very strong.  He's 24.  He is at least 6'5, and he is pretty strong.  I mean, I am strong as hell, I could prolly kick a majority of the boys' asses that are here, but he was strong.  That motherfucker pulled me halfway across the hall.  I almost smacked him.

I miss everyone so bad.  I miss Scottie...really bad...I was with him for the longest time before I left...and he is the one person that could make me come back...

I get to go to the mall they have here...I'm bringing my digital camera...so when I finally get a chance to hook that shit up...you'll see pictures of some of the people here...and ...yeah.

I can't wait to go there, cause Stan said that there's a store there called Pandora's Box, and he said it was a mixture of Hot Topic and Spencer's.  Fuck yes.

If I were a stone, I would be: thrown violently at someone

If I were a tree, I would be a: family tree

If I were a bird, I would be: the double deuce

If I were a machine, I would be a: TS101

If I were a tool, I would be a: mitre saw

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a: factory plant

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: "weather" or not you live to see another day

If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: good rapper (because mythical creatures DON'T EXIST)

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a: vocal cord

If I were a color, I would be: lemon chiffon

If I were an emotion, I would be: empathy

If I were a vegetable, I would be a: asparagus

If I were a sound, I would be: the THX effect

If I were an element, I would be: ununoctium

If I were a car, I would be: a Scion

If I were a song, I would be: Sweet Caroline

If I were a movie, I would be: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

If I were a food, I would be: toast.

If I were a place, I would be: walked all over.

If I were a material, I would be: Spandex.

If I were a taste, I would be: Splenda.

If I were a scent, I would be: lemon-y fresh

If I were a word, I would be: monosyllabic

If I were an object, I would be a: Angel Food Cake

If I were a body part I would be: leg hair

If I were a facial expression I would be: on Jim Carrey

If I were a subject in school I would be: British Lit

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Johnny Bravo

If I were a shape I would be a: concave polygon

If I were a number I would be: the gravitational constant

If I were a month I would be: Microsoft History Month

If I were a day of the week I'd be: Thursday

If I were a time of day I'd be: time to eat

If I were a planet I would be: undiscovered

If I were a direction I would be: less confused about "right" and "left", I'm sure...

If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a: throw pillow

If I were a sin I would be: country music

If I were a historical figure I would be: EXACTLY THE SAME. Oh yes.

If I were a liquid I would be: corn starch polymer

Im sitting in business watching slideshows with KASIA! Okay now it's Kasia, OBV I know everyone loves me!!! GRRR some of the slide-shows really suck lol, jk jk jk .... oh ok so some of them aren't "amazing" ... I am tres Bored.

Well Kasia has taken over my blog so I might update with some pictures later or maybe not. If not today probly tommorow. Be sure to check out http://xxnew-addictionxx.tripod.com  

?Austin¿