"Can you believe it? This thing says (pretends to read) if you get killed you will be dead forever and never come back again!"
Umm, okay little boy. He is sitting here making up stories while "reading" a little pamphlet about a van. He has told me about 5 different stories in the last 5 minutes. Right now he is telling me the girl in the picture was eating a snake. What an imagination! Scary.
