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Have you ever noticed that almost everything has rules? Baseball, football, poker, red light, all have some kind of rules that you are supposed to follow whenever you play the different games, right?
Well, while I was out trawling on the internet I came across a weird ass set of rules.
I actually found a set of rules for those of you who like to do the "Butt Bugger Polka", and who enjoy having your bung hole reamed out from time to time.
So being the kind hearted, caring soul that I am, and not wanting any of you to get into any trouble for not following the rules while buggering someone else bung hole =
I guess that I had better stick a sex warning in here so that no one will get upset.
"XXX WARNING XXX"
Sex talk here ! Ask your parents if it is OK for you to read about this stuff. Maybe they would like to read this with you, and kind of help explain it to you.
I blognapped this set of rules from http://www.sexuality.org/authors/morin/analrule.html, and here they are:
Ten Rules of Anal Sex
by Jack Morin
Jack Morin, PhD, a San Francisco sex therapist and researcher, is the author of Anal Pleasure and Health: A Guide for Men and Women.
Anal Eroticism is surrounded by a powerful taboo. Yet millions of men and women - straight, gay and bisexual - are experimenting with anal sex. The anus, richly endowed with nerve endings and interconnected with the main pelvic muscles, is the closest erogenous neighbor of the genitals and contracts rhythmically during orgasm.
Thirty-five years ago, Kinsey stated that the anal region had erotic significance for about half of the population. In a survey of 100,000 Playboy readers, 47 percent of the men and 61 percent of the women admitted to having tried anal intercourse.
Yet the anal taboo inhibits most people from thinking, talking and learning about the sexual use of the anus. Listed here are the ten things most men and women still do not know about anal sex.
1. Anal intercourse is the least practiced form of anal sex.
There are many ways to enjoy the anus erotically. The most common techniques include touching the anal opening while masturbating or stimulating a partner's anus during intercourse or oral sex.
Some people enjoy the sensation of a finger - their own or a lover's - insinuated into their anal opening and gently rotated.
Others may prefer the insertion of a dildo or vibrator beyond the anal opening and short anal canal into the larger rectum. Many men, including hetereosexuals, prefer this form of penetration.
Oral-anal lovemaking is popularly known as rimming. The very idea disgusts some people. Others enjoy performing it or allowing themselves to be probed in this special way.
2. Anal stimulation, including intercourse, is not painful if done properly.
The belief that anal stimulation, especially intercourse, has to hurt is a persistent and dangerous myth. Just as pain anywhere in the body indicates that something is wrong, so is the same true of the anal area.
With its high concentration of nerve endings, the anus can produce extreme agony when it is mistreated. Yet it can be a source of great pleasure.
When a finger, object or penis is intorduced into the anus, the anal muscles go into spasm, as if fighting off an invasion. Pain will result if the partners do not wait for these muscles to relax.
Under sufficient stress they will eventually collapse and the pain subside, unless further damage is done. But, any 'pleasure' afforded from this kind of activity derives mostly from the absence of discomfort.
Maximum anal pleasure requires the elimination of all pain or physical trauma from the anal experience. Self-protection on the part of the passive partner involves being ready to say "no" until he or she is ready to proceed.
Readiness is a combination of physical relaxation, usually helped along by plenty of leisurely anal touching, and desire.
Occasionally the anal muscles are relaxes, but the passive partner is still not in the mood. Stimulation should mount only in proportion to the degree of receptivity.
3. Anal sex can be enjoyed even if it has been consistently uncomfortable in the past.
Sufficient desire alone does not necessarily guarantee pleasurable anal sex. Nor is an uncomfortable previous experience always the reason for a lack of interest in or desire for anal sex.
Chronic anal tension is the most common cause of anal discomfort during sex. Hemorrhoids and constipation are usually a sign of this condition.
Tension can be relieved by touching the anus and becoming more familiar with it. An ideal time to explore the anal opening is while taking a shower or bath.
Deep breathing also affects the anal muscles. Tensing the anus and the letting go in another way of learning to relax it.
Anyone who enjoys masturbation might want to experiment with some form of anal stimulation, though he or she should stop if any discomfort occurs.
For many people the turning point in anal sex is when they allow a partner to massage the anus with the understanding that intercourse will not be attempted.
Then the recipient of anal caresses can concentrate solely on the pleasure that this erogenous zone is capable of generating.
4. Two muscle rings called sphincters surround the anal opening. Each functions independently.
If you insert a finger about one half-inch into your anus and press your fingertip against the side, you can clearly feel the two sphincter muscles.
There is less than a quarter-inch between them. The external sphincter is controlled by the central nervous system - just like the muscles of the hand, for example. You can readily tense and relax this sphincter whenever you want.
The internal sphincter is quite different. This muscle is controlled by the involuntary or autonomic part of the nervous system, which governs such functions as heartbeat and stress response.
The internal sphincter reflects and responds to fear and anxiety during anal sex. It will cause the anus to tense up automatically even if the passive partner is trying to relax. Thus, precautions about safety and comfort are essential here.
Even if a person does feel comfortable during anal sex, he or she may still need to learn voluntary control over his or her internal sphincter in order to relax it at will.
Doing so requires regularly inserting a finger, perhaps in the shower each day, and feeling the internal sphincter. The muscle changes spontaneously and in response to behavior.
In this instance, simply paying attention is more important than trying to relax. Anyone can gradually learn to control the internal sphincter at will.
5. Anal stimulation provides many kinds of pleasure
The highest concentration of nerve endings is around the anal opening itself.
A finger can focus on them especailly effectively. When an object or penis is inserted beyond the anal opening into the rectum, other pleasures are involved.
The outer protion of the rectum, like the vagina, has several nerve endings. The inner portion responds mostly to pressure.
Some people enjoy the feelings of pressure and fullness once they understand that these sensations do not presage an impending bowel movement.
Rectal pressure is especially important to enthusiasts of "fisting," a form of anal sex in which several fingers or een the entire hand and forearm are inserted into the rectum and sometimes into the lower colon.
In men, the protate - which is just beyond the rectal wall, a few inches in, towards the front of the body - can be a source of pleasure when massaged by a finger, an object, or a penis.
Also, the lower end of the penis, or "bulb," is near the anal opening opening. It is stimulated indirectly by most types of anal sex.
Anal pleasure can be psychological as well as physical. The anal taboo adds to the thrill of the forbidden. The most common anti-anal message (it's dirty!) sometimes returns as a source of raunchy, sleazy excitement.
Rimming enthusiasts may enjoy the feeling that they are being disgustingly - and delightfully - perverse. Other people regard the anus as a secret, special place. Sharing it with a partner is an act of openness and giving.
6. Anal stimulation can lead to orgasm. A minority of men and women can respond orgasmically to anal sex without direct genital stimulation.
Women probably do so through pelvic muscle contractions - and a small minority even though the sheer excitement of being anally penetrated.
When men expereience an orgasm from anal stimulation, they tend to focus on the prostate. No doubt they are also responding to indirect stimulation of the penile bulb.
Orgasms from anal stimulation are most likely to occur when the participants become thoroughly absorbed in their sensations and fantasies.
An lmost certain way to prevent such an orgasm is to be become determined to have one. Seeking an anal orgasm will create new pressures and disrupt the pleasure.
It must be remembered that most people require direct genital stimulation in order to climax. On the other hand, a few people have orgasms only with anal stimulation.
7. Diet contributes to the enjoyment of anal sex
Regular bowel movements are the major function of the anus and rectum.
There must be sufficient fiber in a person's diet to make his or her feces soft, bulky and well formed. This allows a bowel movement to be produced without force or effort.
Forced evacuations irritate anal tissues, causing discomfort and adding to muscular tensions. Fresh fruits, vegetables, whole grains or unprocessed bran are important sources of fiber.
8. Different rules of hygiene apply to the vagina and rectum
Since intercourse can be vaginal or rectal, many people assume the the same rules apply for the penetration of the vagina and rectum.
Although both are lined with soft tissue and are capable of expanding, they are radically dissimilar.
The rectum is not straight. After the short anal canal which connects the anal opening to the rectum, the rectum tilts toward the front of the body.
A few inches in, it curves back - sometimes as much as 90 degrees. Then, after a few more inches, it swoops toward the front of the body once again.
A person can learn about the shape of his or her rectum by gently inserting a soft object, trying different angles and body positions and concentrating on how it feels.
Make sure the object has a flared base so that if you loose your grip, it won't slip into the rectum and become irretrievable.
The rectum does not produce lubrication like the vagina but only a small amount of mucus. Therefore, rectal penetration always requires a lubricant.
Chemical additives should be avoided. Water-based lubricants are latex-compatible.
The main function of the rectum is to act as a passageway for feces. But feces are not normally stored in the rectum except just prior to a bowel movement.
Yet small amounts may remain in the rectum, expecially if the feces are not well formed. Anal douching before lovemaking will help some people especailly concerned with cleanliness to relax.
For others the idea of dirtiness heightens the joy of the forbidden; for them, douching is anti-erotic.
9. Anal intercourse is not necessarily an act of dominance and submission.
The top-bottom imagery associated with anal intercourse is widespread. No doubt the belief that anal sex has to hurt contributes to this notion.
And in fact some people are intensely excited by top-bottom fantasies about anal sex. The thought that they are submitting to such a degrading act is a terrific thrill.
However, actual, not fantasized, anal pain can lead to trouble.
For others, the enjoyment of anal sex is inhibited by top-bottom imagery. The idea of surrendering control, and perhaps submitting to humiliation, causes immediate, protective tensing of the anal muscles.
These individuals are more likely to relax and enjoy themselves if they can learn to regard anal sex as pleasurable rather than as an expression of power.
10. Anal sex can be perfectly safe, even beneficial.
The taboo against anal eroticism is perpetuated by the almost universal belief among physicians that anal sex is inevitably dangerous.
No physical injury from anal stimulation results if both partners refuse to tolerate pain, never use force and avoid the use of drugs.
All the other risks center on sexually transmitted diseases. Each of the common STDs - gonorrhea, syphillis, herpes - can affect the anus.
Intestinal parasites, bacteria or tiny bugs are usually passed along when fecal matter finds its way into someone's mouth or vagina, most likely through rimming.
AIDS has complicated the matter. The HIV virus can pass from the semen or blood of an infected person to the bloodstream of a partner through a tiny break in the rectal tissue during anal intercourse.
To avoid this risk, anal intercourse and rimming should not be practiced casually. Those who do enjoy anal intercourse should always use a condom.
Rimming should always be accomplished by a latex barrier. Of course, in a monogamous realtionship with two healthy people, the risk of disease transmitted anally is reduced.
Thousands of men and women with chronic anal medical problems have restored their anal health by challenging their negative attitudes. This approach is indespensible for full erotic enjoyment of the anus.
Now I have to give credit where credit is due. So if you really want to read more about who wrote this stuff you have to use the link up top, go to the bottom of that page, and then click on the link of your choice.
There, now you have it. Bye for now,
♥ Wendy
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A Neighbors Teenage Daughter
A True Story
BY: PUSSYPATTER
aka
Wendy Tight Tush
© 21 June 2007 All rights reserved
Chapter Eight
This time he had taken his wife’s pillow, doubled it up and put it under my ass. Then he had lifted my feet one at a time as he put my heels on top of his broad shoulders.
This had really given him a great target and I had giggled seductively as I had taken hold of his sex organ and guided the head of his cock to my cunt, then moved it up and down just a little to part the sexually inflamed lips of my pussy as I set the pulsating head of his tool right at the entrance of my honey pot.
I had glanced up at his face momentarily and said “now”, then my eyes had quickly darted back to the head of his cock just in time to see it disappearing into my belly. I gave a loud gasp as I gritted my teeth against the sudden pain as he sank himself into my belly all the way to the hilt. I had felt his nut sac slapping against my ass as his balls come to rest against my rectum.
I had cried out “Oh God...! No Mr. Tanner!” My eyes had shut tight against the pain that I was experiencing and I had tried frantically to shove him away. But he had remembered my instructions to him earlier and had clung onto me tight, holding himself in place motionless until my gentle crying had turned form whimpers of physical pain to cries of sexual enjoyment.
Then once, I had became somewhat accustomed to having his throbbing tool sheathed so deeply in my belly, my eye lids had began to flutter and my eyes had gradually opened as my hips had once again instinctively began to move.
Although, that movement had been involuntary right at first, but within a couple of minutes they had began moving a little more willingly, and under my own conscious direction as the sexual pleasures of having just had my belly filled so full with such a large tool slowly took hold of my nature.
Mr. Tanner had been waiting patiently for this reaction from me before he had started stroking himself into me.
He had only rode me like that for maybe five minutes, slow and gentle I mean, before he had decided that my sexual response to his thrusts, and lunges were those of a willing whore in heat, and he had quickly gotten busy fucking me like he would have fucked any other woman.
He was pumping himself into my crotch, completely filling my willing belly with each and every thrust that he made. Mr Tanner was wildly driving his cock into me, and burying every inch of his dick in my cunt.
I had felt the change in him when the spirit of carnal lust had taken over in him and he had started hitting my pussy so hard, unleashing the full force of pussy busting lust that had built up in him over the past couple of years, as he had started driving each and every stroke that he was giving me in real hard.
I had also felt the change in myself when my slutty second nature had moved into me, and taken over my body so that she could experience the same sexual joys that he was, and I was totally consumed with a hot burning sexual lust for this mans cock as I drove my hips upwards to meet his every downward thrust.
I felt the force of his pubic bone slamming into mine as he drove himself relentlessly down into my young, and eager to please, body, giving all of his strength to every stroke of his cock.
My head was beginning to thrash from side to side on the pillow as I felt myself being driven to yet another orgasm. I had screamed out in pure ecstasy as my orgasm hit really hard and I had began to cum.
I could feel all of the muscles in the inner walls of my pussy starting to go haywire as they began methodically gripping and releasing his cock in an erratic sort of way.
Mr. Tanner, knowing that his moment of truth was at hand, had really nailed my young ass down tight, and had quickly hit me with several more, devastatingly hard, blows into my already screaming pussy, while I was in mid orgasm. Then he had quickly lowered my legs from above his shoulders, and placing them in position around his waist. Then he had leaned forward, and grabbed me from beneath my shoulders, allowing me to wrap my arms around his neck just as he had started to cum.
I had also wrapped my legs tightly around his waist, to lock him in place as we came together, and once again he had filled my belly to the point of being full... then overflowing with his thick, hot cum.
Once both of our orgasms had subsided somewhat he had collapsed on top of me and we came to rest locked in the perfect sexual embrace.
It was several more minutes before we had both caught our breath enough to finally be able to speak again and he had commented, sounding somewhat astonished, about how incredibly tight my pussy had gotten against his steely hardness every time that I would cum.
Then, when he had finally been able to move again, he had lifted himself up and was gazing down at me with a look of admiration on his face, checking out my facial expressions and staring at my sensually heaving tits.
It hadn't taken Mr. Tanner but a few seconds to realize that I was still ready for more either. Then while he was looking down at my body lustfully said, “I can’t go any more Shannon” slowly laying his body back down, covering mine as he did. But even though his lips were saying that he had had enough... his loins were telling a different story.
He had remained laying on my belly like that, with all eleven magnificent inches of his manhood still buried deep inside my belly, and he had maintained a partial hard-on as we once again drifted off to sleep, this time with his cock still planted firmly in my pussy.
When we had awoke later we were still locked together and much to my internal sluts joy, his manhood was still semi erect.
Mr. Tanner had stroked into me, rather leisurely, for several minutes before we decided to get up and take a shower together. We each took our time washing the others body. Then stepped out of the shower and toweled each other off with a couple of big, soft, fluffy towels.
I had gotten down onto my knees as I had dried his body and when I had came back up from drying his feet I had stopped at his crotch, dropping the towel when I did. Then quickly grabbing his half hard rod with both hands I had quickly worked its entire length into my throat, sending the head of his now rapidly stiffening tool down into my esophagus.
Mr. Tanner had let out a sensual groan when I had done that and had quickly clamped his hands onto the sides of my head, and had pulled me to him so that my nose was pressing up tight against his pubic bone.
I had managed to hold him in my throat like that for maybe twenty seconds before I had to come off of it to be able to breath but I didn’t let it stop there. I had continued giving him a blow job, sucking in over two thirds of his steely hard sex tool with each stroke until I knew that it would be mere seconds before he was ready to cum.
Then I had started doing the deep throat thing for him on every stroke until he had finally caught the back of my head with one hand, my throat with the other, and had pulled my mouth forcefully up onto his cock just as he had started to jet his load.
Once he had started to cum Mr. Tanner had held me firmly in place, with my nose grinding against his pubic bone, gagging on all of that cock, with tears streaming down my puffed out cheeks, with his cum spewing out through my nostrils, and from the corners of my mouth.
I could feel the muscles of his cock contracting, then relaxing, then contracting again, repeatedly, as his nuts pumped out what I could only perceive to have been one long continuous stream of cum.
To Be Continued...
OK, that's it for this chapter. Let me know what you guys think... or not Boo.
♥ Wendy
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I want flowers...dahlias
I also want more of that chokolate that I had that was filled with razberrie juice...god that was fucking amazing!!
god...the stews taking ferever to kook...ugh Im hungie now god dammit!
I had some running about to do yesterday and got really worked up thinking about what to have for the next few nights; I like to make stews or roasts from time to time as they are easy to dole out and reheat. This recipe came to mind and so I share:
Required ~
One well-used black cauldron and cackling raven, some skulls and cross-bones, a smoky fire and a view overlooking the coral-lined cobalt-blue bay from a high caven precipice.
OK, you really don’t need all this but I like playin pirate sometimes when cooking just to get the mood going, know what I mean Vern?
The Lamb-Porter Stew
- Begin with two bottles of a tasty lower-hopped porter (I used Redhook Blackhook Porter); pour the porter into a crock pot and set the heat on HIGH.
- 1 big tablespoon of olive oil
- 1 good clove of garlic diced
- Tossed in salt, various peppers, and spices: My own concoction is a bit of this and that from the kitchen sink, but primarily basil, rosemary, and thyme.
- Pepper dashes: Cayenne and fresh ground black. I did think about an Anaheim (mild) but I wanted to give my stomach a break.
- One large hunk of lamb; I carved off 1/3 of a 4.6 pound lamb roast and sliced it up into mouth-sized chunks in a cross-grain cut (mostly). Be sure to cleave away most of the hard fat, though some is required for flavor. We’ll need to sop up the excess later.
- Added about a 1/2 tablespoon of molasses to sweeten and mineralize
- 4 modest pearl onions, mostly quartered
- 2 modest carrots sliced
- 1 red bell pepper diced
- 1 bunch of old celery; used about 1/4 of selected cuts and sliced
- 1 small head of broccoli, based cleaved away, but stocks chopped and added (I like those bits)
- 2 modest but old wrinkly potatoes scrubbed and diced with skins on
- 2 big handfuls of Criminy Mushrooms, washed, chopped and diced small; my key to savory :)
- 1/2 cup of froze corn (need to get rid of it)
- 1 big handful of modest green beans in ok-health, chopped into 1" lengths
- 1/2 cup of brown rice to sop up excess liquid
The good thing about stews is that it allows you to get rid of aging food quietly and with stealth ;)
Cover till reduced, about for 2-3 hours, and stir occasionally. I like my stews very thick and I'll keep adding rice till it thickens; you can always add water. Set to LOW heat for another hour. Turn off heat and let sit for overnight. Skim/sop fat layer off with a paper towel; some fat is ok but most needs to go. Next day, reheat on low till it boils; stir and serve.
I freeze about 1/2 for a rainier day and eat the rest through the week with black sweet bread and a porter.
Definition: Modest
Not too big and not too small; about medium.
Arrr matey ~ I mean, Enjoy! :)
C.
