Stolen from myclette, silverfire85, and moosealot. All complaints should be directed to them.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Rich
2. Hey you!
3. Next!
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Masivemaple
2. Maple
3. KissinCuz (first sn, shared with Ex-Wife#1)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ETHNIC HERITAGE:
1. Italian
2. Croatian
3. English
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The Republicans
2. The Democrats
3. Stupid people who vote
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. Water
3. Toilet paper
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A hat
2. A smile
3. One sock--I’ll let you guess where
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. The Eagles
2. Big & Rich
3. Green Day
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. Wake Me Up When September Ends--Green Day
2. Smoke Rings In The Dark--Gary Allan
3. Live This Life--Big & Rich
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 5 MONTHS:
1. Pizza…hey, it’s new every time….
2. Sleeping
3. Optimism, though I know I won’t like it
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Tenderness
3. The Wednesday 2-4-1 Special from Big Annie
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. The following statement is true
2. The preceding statement was false
3. You have fun now
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Opposite sex.
1. Smile
2. Hair
3. Breasts…I don’t care what size they are, I just like ‘em
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Brooding
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Piss
2. Become motivated to work on Chapter 24
3. Piss…I mean really badly….
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Vice President of the United States.
2. Porn star
3. “Before” in ads
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Alaska
2. Las Vegas
3. A deserted island somewhere in the Pacific
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Win the Powerball (minimum $100 million)
2. Invent cold fusion
3. Eat more pizza
THREE KIDS' NAMES:
1. Larry
2. Darryl
3. Darryl
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I have a tootie…if that doesn’t count, I don’t know what does
2. I’d rather commit homicide than be forced to watch Fried Green Tomatoes
3. I think farts can be art
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK
1. I fall in love with every woman I have sex with
2. I like the color pink
3. I like the movie Titanic
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Hillary Clinton
2. John McCain
3. Barack Obama
Oh, wait, those are three celebs I’d like to see crushed….
