Apparently the weirdness with former spouses is contagious--ExWife#2 has gotten in on the fun. For one thing, she sent me some pics of herself in a corset. It's not that I object to this as a practice or anything...but it is apparently my sister's corsette that she was wearing.
For another thing, she has decided to become Jewish--a conversion from non-practicing pagan--for no apparent reason. This leaves me with the following things in my brain:
(1) Huh?
(2) Will this make it more likely or less likely that I get more corset pictures?
(3) What the hell is my little sister doing with a corset, anyway?
(4) But Ex-Wife#2 doesn't look Jewish....
(5) If the Israelis had bombed Pearl Harbor, would they have yelled "TORAH! TORAH! TORAH!" as they attacked?
