I'm sneaking up on another one of those Mondays. Egad! Well actually Monday isn't any different than any other day for me because I do a whole lot of nuthin. Well today I painted my house. Now the walls are red and I am stained from paint and lingering hair dye. RED! PASSION! BEETS!
Beets are fire. Sex is fire too, even moreso, however beets are a fire-veggie. Which makes them cool. See, beets are like the only vegetable with such intensity that they stain you on the inside. They stain your hands and mouth and all kinds of stuff. They come out the same color they went in. Oh, and they're yummy. They come straight out of the earth and the smell is HARDCORE! SEX BEETS!
More guit-fiddle playing today. All day this time at my friend's house. He was teaching me stuff and I was learning pretty well and gettin my groove on. She-bang! Earlier I was following my momma around playing guitar like an El Mariachi and she was annoyed and it was awesome. I even had a sombrero. Bitchin'.
My friend Chris was driving me around today and we ended up hitting a skunk. He swerved to avoid a deer and we felt a thump anyway and then the smell hit us. Oh Lordy. It stunk up something fierce, as skunks are known to do. So now I sorta smell like that, and Chris's car is a lost cause in the olfactory department. My dogs got skunked a while back and I had to shampoo them after covering them with some foul tomato product. It was pretty rank. But I love my puppies and they shouldn't have to smell bad just because they like to chase rodents around the yard.
I think that might be it for tonight. Maybe I'll post again later if I feel so compelled. Perhaps not. Maybe there will be a great flood or some sillyness like that and the world will end. Who knows?
Anyway, much love and peanut butter balls.
