Sojourner @ MindSay 
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This intrepid high wire artiste hangs out in our back yard. The rope is the one we use to drape household rugs or other large fabric pieces to beat or wash or dry. <smile> It runs from a beautiful palm tree on one side to the playhouse/slide/swing structure on the other. Behind the squirrel, you see the rear neighbor's house.
So this furry fellow was at first astonished by the aerial walk that led from the tree to the playhouse. Now, though, as you can see, he's mastered it and prefers cruising at altitude to walking on the ground.
Whenever I see him, I think of sojourner and all her nuts. :)
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Okay, so having tired of the Buffalo Bill persona I needed a new profile photo, so I grabbed the most likely candidate, but now people are starting to comment about how much I resemble Chuck Norris. So while I’m Googling Chuck (that sounds just awful!) to see whether he has stolen any of my likenesses to post without my permission, I discover that the Man is experiencing a pop cultural renaissance.
I may be late to the party, but as I read through postings of favorite Chuck Norris facts, I nabbed my Top 20:
Ø Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Ø Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
Ø When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Ø Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Ø Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Ø Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk…and Kill.
Ø Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Ø Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Ø Chuck Norris does not hunt, because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Ø Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Ø Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Ø When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Ø Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Ø Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Ø Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Ø If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he’d kick your ass.
Ø Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Ø Chuck Norris can get blackjack with just one card.
Ø The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Ø The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Looks like I better consider a new alter ego. Soon.
Maybe…Ghandi?
[Don’t you just bet that Chuck Norris’s resurging popularity really has David Carradine pissed off?]
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