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Hilarious exchange

This exchange occured betwee me, and my friend, who is an atheist.

 

Him: *Loud, very sudden sneeze*

 

Me: "...God bless you."

 

 

 

If you've seen Dane Cook, you'll realize why we both started cracking up after this.

 
 
   
 

Fit and dry
RealAge Tip of the DAY for May 15, 2007
Fit and Dry
Do you dread a future where sneezes, coughs, and giggle fits have you crossing your legs and praying you'll stay dry? Here's a simple solution:

Put one foot in front of the other for 30 minutes a day, every day. That's it. This simple act can reduce your risk of urinary incontinence (if you're a woman) by up to 25 percent.
 
 
Walking tones not only leg muscles but also pelvic-floor muscles. These muscles help keep urine in the bladder between trips to the bathroom -- in both men and women.

Walking is particularly helpful in reducing the risk of stress urinary incontinence -- the kind of leak that can occur with physical stress, like when you cough, sneeze, laugh, or jump up and down. So far, however, the research on walking applies only to women.
Do you have to go more than other people do? This quick quiz can help you answer that question.

If you already have trouble keeping dry, here's an exercise for you to try.
RealAge Benefit: Exercising regularly can make your RealAge as much as 9 years younger.

RealAge Smart Search: Learn more about urinary incontinence and how to control it with RealAge Smart Search.
Originally published on 05/15/2007.
 
 
 
 

   
Happy Birthday, Tootboy!
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Today is a very big day. So big, in fact, that it would not fit on my calendar!  I had, therefore, to look up all the important things that happened on that day. You can too.  Go ahead.  We'll wait.

(((Party shuffle.)))

Above you see a variety of images.  Let me tell you about them.

First, the Official Happy Birthday Card.  I would have shown a pic of the actual card I got for him (which is, true to form, still sitting on my desk) but the battery on my camera died! Alas!  It only took part of a picture.  So I went scrounging. And Scott, know that I only do it because yes, you are worth it. <smile>

For Scott's birthday, please do not give him milk with his cake. Milk makes him sneeze and we really, really don't want him sneezing at our party for him, do we? No.

For your birthday, my dear friend, I brought you the entire Mets team from the year you were born.  It was a good year, in spite of the Iggy Pop lyrics, which are rather inane. I was three that year, and who knew that 3000 miles away one of my future friends-that-I-still-haven't-met-though-we-talk-a-lot was being born?

I also found for you this 1969 World Series Cover featuring your favorite team.  Frame it in good health. :)

The Police will be down here in Florida in July.  So since I couldn't get you actual tickets, I got you a picture of Sting, anyway, and we can at least think how cool it'd be to drag our families to a concert. :)

Happy Birthday, Scott.  May your day be better than a dinner out with the girls. :D

And everyone who is not Scott, please click on over and wish him well on his birthday. 

 
 
   
 

Cuz his name sounds like a sneeze.

"Itachi!"

 

"Gezundheit."

 
 
 

   
 
   
 

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