Santa Takes A Break
With all the confusion and turmoil over Christmas and the use of the term "Merry Christmas" Santa has taken about all he can take.
At a parade in Atlanta something he surely didn't expect. Santa was knocked out by a thrown object. In Washington State he was thrown for a loss. To find a Santa was nailed to a 15 ft cross.
Santa's in Australia were being let go for uttering the phrase, Ho . . Ho . . Ho . . Even to Santa's dismay and surprise a Santa in Rio was shot at in unfriendly skies.
The topper he thought from where Santa sat, was the report from obesity activists saying he was too fat. The snow and the cold was getting to him too. When his tongue hit the pole it stuck just like glue.
Yes Santa was tired and had all he could take. It was time he thought to take a long break.
He thought long and hard, a decision he did reach. It was time for some fun on a Florida beach.
But with Santa gone what would all the good children do. Time was running out for a Christmas rescue.
Smiley Santa To The Rescue
In another place in time in a land far away. A certain Mr. Smiley was having another bad day.
He auditioned one day as he thought of riches it would bring. He was rejected on the spot when they found he couldn't sing.
His attempt for a job at a spa wasn't great. He found he had a hard time trying to handle the weight.
One last chance he thought but try as he might, when reporting on weather disasters his smile was too bright.
When he went to bed that night to him it did not seem, His mind would be filled with a wonderous dream.
He awoke with a start the dream still in his head. I will help rescue Christmas, "I can do it" he said.
There wasn't much time he was well aware. He needed Smiley elves, there were toys to prepare.
With the toys all prepared he was soon on his way, With 3 tiny smiley reindeer guiding his sleigh.
On smiley 1, smiley 2, smiley 3 but not 4. He wasn't that large he didn't need any more.
He placed smiley gifts in stockings and under smiley ornamented trees. They left snacks just for him of smiley cookies, crackers and cheese.
With his good deed now completed, he knew all was right. He then left wishing a . . .
Very Smiley
To All And To All
A Very Smiley
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