Dear Sir:

You know who you are.  You spent all day working in my office.  And if you didn't notice - you reeked - REEKED - of your hand-rolled cigarettes.  ALL F-ING DAY!  You stunk so bad that a colleague couldn't spend more than two minutes at my desk before having to go out n the hallway to finish our conversation because she was so overwhelmed by your smell wafting through the room.  Someone else stopped by at the end of the day and didn't even set foot in the door, she just stood there making a slightly scrunchy face.  Did you notice that I wasn't there much today?  That's because it smelled like I was working in an overcrowded bar right before closing time.  It was so smelly, I couldn't concentrate.  I had to take a lap around the floor multiple times just to get some fresh air.  I had a pounding headache from the smell by lunchtime that didn't go away until 7pm.  Remember when you said you don't believe in deodorant because it is so unhealthy?  Well guess what.  The stench of your cigarettes masks any body odor.  I understand that you just returned from a trip that may not have gone the way you wanted.  But please, take a shower and put on fresh clothes prior to your arrival.  No smoker (or anyone for that matter) should smell that overwhelming at 9am.

Now, you want to go ahead and ruin your lungs with your bad habit - go right on ahead.  Keep on keeping on.  But just keep it out of my office please. 

Love,

socKs

I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm hungry, but I can't find the willpower to get up and get something to eat. So then I just don't get hungry anymore. I have an incredible headache right now, in fact I've probably eaten more tylenol in the past 48 hours than food. I haven't left my room more than 4 times in the past 48 hours.  I actually have class tomorrow, which means that I will have to go outside and face the real world. But then I'm done for the week again. Apparently Monday was some sort of holiday and we didn't have classes, while I only have classes on Monday and Wednesday each week, so I had a full week of nothing. And then one day of classes, and then another four days of nothing this week. So basically I'm doing nothing right now. Haven't done anything, haven't eaten, haven't felt the motivation to leave.

Oh also haven't showered in a bout a week. Since I haven't had anywhere to go or people to see I've just been loafing around. I really hate myself for this. On good days I like to wear cologne and feel fresh and clean, but that hasn't happened in about a month. I tend to go through phases of absolute grunge to fresh and clean. I haven't shave for a month now and I've got a gross mustache and neck beard. My hair is getting long too and that's not helping my appearance. I'm pretty sure that someday this week I'll have my cleaning up ceremony where I actually take a shower, clean my face, shave, wear clean clothes, and not look like a tramp.

Maybe this is all because I've been abnormally depressed lately. More so than I've ever been before. I just don't care about things anymore. I know I'm depressed, but I'm just riding it out.

Thats it! I'm going to the police! Dan is STILL smoking in his room! He leaves his window open, which doesn't take the smoke out, it just pushes it right back in. Then, he forgets to shut it, ever, so our electric bill is through the roof!(Our heat is electric) Don't worry, thats not the only reason its so high, he also leaves all the lights on. He (Dan) took Steve into his room to talk the other day. He said that he saw the note and "thought about not smoking for about a second, but couldn't do it". He says he's going to smoke down the hall at a friends, but I swear I still smell it. Dan says that he was depressed all Summer(we are assuming he meant Spring Break, because he wasn't here over the summer) because the apartment is such a mess. All Steve and I leave out are papers, that really aren't that heavy, he could move them, but, that the kitchen smells, and he always does his dishes in a timely manner. Since when is over a month timely manner?! And maybe the kitchen wouldn't smell if he didn't spill every single thing on the stove top, the counters or the floor, and if he wouldn't let all his food spoil. He buys stuff, doesn't eat it, and just lets it spoil and mold, then we have to throw it away, and I'd bet anything that he thinks we are eating it. Also, I really wanted to keep the floors clean, but I gave up, he tracks in so much crap from his shoes that he never takes off, I can't walk in here without at least socks, I didn't take my shoes off yesterday, which I never do, because I was so grossed out about the floor. But, our papers are what make the apartment messy.  I should have known. Something woke me up at 1, I assume him, because he is the only thing I heard, and I kept smelling weed. Coincidence? Was I mistaken in smelling it? I'll admit I might not have smelled anything, it might have been my imagination, but I have to have a really good imagination for it to have bothered me as much as it did last night.

    Don't you feel sorry for those poor bastards with bad social skills?
    This guy I met recently seems to be in his 30's. I barely know the guy and I can already tel he had a hard time in highschool- and gradeschool probably. Next to the weird studder and awkward nervous way of speaking, combined with the jutty movements and bad conversation topics, his hygene seems pretty bad.

    Now I don't like going on here to make fun of someone. And no I'm not proud of it. I really feel sorry for the guy. 
       But. . ..
    . . . there's his cologne. He wears LOTS AND LOTS of cologne. I can smell his cologne from 6 feet away. I see this guy every week, and sure enough, everytime I see him, He's wearing three coats of "Edwardo man-spray".  I have a hard time seperating the smell of it, from the smell of his sweat. He grabbed my arm on one occasion, and my arm smelt like cologne for the rest of the day.
    Just by touching me, he left a strong scent following me around.
    All day.
    That's a lot of fucking cologne.
    And man-sweat.

   
    Cologne is NOT a substitute for showers.You're not supposed to COVER yourself with the damn shit.
    And god-dammit. By this guys age, you should know about hygene. And I'm sorry, but you should have social skills by that point too.

Yeah, I'm ass.
But at least I don't smell like one.

HI MINDSAY!

Yay!

I have read so many blogs of the Merry Christmas wishes!
You guys are awesome.

I hope you all had a great holiday!

What did you all get? Let me know!
I will post my list tomorrow, but the most awesome thing is that from Genio[haha, not my Mom and Dad] (see, i told you he was a loser :P) is my 80 gb iPod! It's so sexy, just like John Mayer, oops, I mean John Mayer, oh shit I mean Gen...John Mayer! Hahaha, I have just pissed Genio off...haha he was reading over me and I will say this for the record... I love you Genio <3
[p.s i was about to type J, but I did not!! :P ...i kid, i kid]

Genio called me an idiot. I think I should beat him.

Have a great night everyone, and remember, Dania + Genio+ Webcam=Uncensored Sexiness!