Small Penis @ MindSay

Apparently nothing is safe in West Africa, where "reports of... penis snatching are not uncommon".

I felt it was my duty to warn you of penis stealing sorcerers. We've got to be vigilant, and take the offensive. We've got to head off the enemy over there so they don't come over here and shrink our penises. This is something I think men and women alike can get behind.

I propose a preventative attack on penis stealing sorcerers now, lest sales of Hummers, Obscenely large trucks, and imported sports cars skyrocket. These terrorists are threatening everything we hold dear.

... but I know I still turn you on....

 

Guys are worthless. I don't know what it is, but I'm thuroghly pissed off about guys. I'm sick of bad sex, no for sure fucks, and small penises. Rawr.

 

FINAL for Chemistry- 83%, it'll be a 90% if she adds the extra credit to the test. If she just adds it on the grade book I'm not sure what it'll be.

FINAL for US History- Not sure, but I felt pretty confident about it. On the front page I only missed 6 I think. :D

Talked to my poetry teacher about my grade, he was being an ass.

Came home and cleaned compulsively until I had a headache.

 

Man i tell you i still dont get some people.
http://www.nbc10.com/news/4388105/detail.html



This guy must has been so small he pissed on his own balls to get an enlargement and
then get mad about it...