Slutty Chicks @ MindSay

over the past three months i have had about four girls ask me

 

"so and so called me a whore today... blablablabla... so how many people do you think i have slept with?"

 

its been really hard not to say "twelve?"

 

and for some reason... my brain thinks that the magic number is 12... and i realize that 12 is a really slutty number... and its NEVER that high... but i always think it anyway...

 

but now was the kicker...

 

i was looking through my old conversations from msn that are saved on my computer...

 

her: i cant believe he called me that!
me: yeah thats kinda gimp
her: do i really seem that slutty? how many people do you think ive slept with?

me: twelve?

her: kevin... i lost my virginity yesterday...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

damnit.

Look at this commercial for the FLAVOR OF LOVE REUNION SHOW:


How can I pass this up? Where else am I going to see a big, black she-male assaulting some little slutty white chick? All in front of a studio audience no less!?!??
Two weeks is far too long to wait for what can only be pure ocular nirvana.