Shit Hole Job @ MindSay

1. Remember you brought kids with you to the damn store!
That's right, they are still yours even when they aren't in your house. I know Hilary may have confused you with that whole "village to raise a child" thing but rest assured that when you enter a shop, an eatery or any other retail outlet your children still belong to you. The "villagers" working at that particular place can't parent your kids for you because they just so happen to be at WORK.
2 Don't ask for a manager when someone embarrasses your half-assed parenting style with the question "whose child is this?" as loud as they can yell it. The manager is only manager of that store and NOT the manager of all organic and non-organic matter. That's right those ^_GIANT salaries only pay for so much.
3. Unless you walked into Rand McNally, don't huff and puff when the person folding shirts or dusting picture frames doesn't know how to direct you to the nearest Cin-A-Bon. Google that shit like every other person on this big, less and less blue marble. Sales persons are not part Garmin for crying out loud.
4. It may shock you to know that no one actually lives in the store you're visiting. So don't crawl out of your bored apathetic hidey-hole and act all full of shock and awe when we don't remember you buying whatever crap you bought six months, weeks, days or even minutes ago. When you left the store picking your ass and drinking your big gulp so too did the memory of you.

Of course I know that all shoppers are not like this but this is a rant, not and Ode so get over yourself before you tell me all the terrible shit that retail workers have done to you.
Fun fact---Most sales associates have to bend over and take monster damage from shoppers on the regular.
And don't give that shit about finding another job, why dont people act like they have some damn home training then it wouldnt matter what job a person worked since we would all be behaving like we've been some frakking where in our damn lives!

End of Rant.
Smooches....

Well it's been a long time since I have written on this thing and I never really have written on it.  It's always been poems, but today I thought I would try something different.  A lot of things have happened since I last wrote, I killed Bambi, realized there is many people who care about me, christmas comes and goes, I got a new job and place to live.  All kinds of shit have happened.  But anyways I was just sitting back talking to a friend when I realized something.  Everything I never wanted to happen to me happend in 2005.  I lost the love of my life and failed out of college, not once but twice.  Damn near killed myself and welll I'm just gonna leave it at that as I know someone who will read this and is gonna rip me a new asshole already.  I guess all i'm trying to say is that I wish 2005 would just disapear and with it now being 2006 hopefully shit will get better.  The outlook so far though is that it ain't getting any better. Peace I'm out.

This story will lighten each of your hearts with it's classic humor. We drove out of town, about 20 miles. We found the road, and pulled off, and walked about a mile. We finally found the cave, and the hole, was friggen small. In my mind, the only thing I heard was, "I got this... No problem." After the ropes were secured, Mike, the geologist went down, followed by Meep and Cody. Then it was my turn. With my message running through my mind, I hopped down by the hole, and started to ascend. It all went fine, until I came across a problem. My ass wouldn't slide through the tiny 2x1 hole. So here I was, halfway emerging from the earth. I tried wiggling, I tried shuffling, nothing would work. Finally Mike yelled up, "Daniel, what's the matter? Are you trying to come down, or go up?" I said, "I'm trying to come down!!!" I finally gave up, defeated as ever, and peeked through the hole to my comrades below. The other Mike went down to tell him what he was going to do, which was take me home. So they went ridge walking, while Mike took me home. I finished the job of moving 14 tons of rock, and came out with a pretty penny. I came out with 120 bucks. After I was finished, I watched Dogma, and Beverly Hills Cop II. I couldn't leave, because my bag was in the cave, and that had my phone and keys. I guess I'm just too damn grizzly for that cave. Oh well, give it a year and I'll be sliding through that hole with no problem whatsoever. Dan wants to go rock climbing now. 

     Well everyone I quit my old job yesterday.  They didn't like the fact that I had a meeting that I had to go to on tuesday.  On wednesday they decided to punish me of it and be very rude to me for it so I just up and quit.  I then found out that I GOT the job at the other place that I had interviewed at I talked about it in my last post.

     I start tomorrow so a little lost pay but I am gaining much more in the hourly wage department so not so much lost pay.  Other than that I am doing well.

     However there is a certain someone that I want to give a shout out to I am not a basher nor a troll.  However when a man leaves town and then treats his "on the side chick" like shit and then lies to her about everything leading up to that then that is just plain wrong.  I am not going to give names but I am sure that everyone who has read the poor girl who got her heart broken blog then they know who I am talking about. 

     First the BULLSHIT BOLDFACE LIE of "I mis-placed my phone" and then actually come to find out that the ''misplacing'' happend at the exact moment that said person was sleeping with there WIFE who supposedly they have been "getting a Divorce" from and every & I mean EVERYTIME they go to take care of that "Something" ALWAYS goes wrong.

     Now then I am a person of understanding and I now things happen.  But when they happen everytime that he goes out of town.  To me being the guy that I am I am going to say that this screams a PLAYER I am not one to judge.  However I am a guy and have more experience than the woman who is involved. 

       My advice to her is and I quote "LEAVE THE LOSER ALONE AND NEVER TALK TO HIM AGAIN HE DOES NOT  THAT IS RIGHT I SAID THAT HE-----DOES NOT------DESERVE YOU.  

     Sorry for the little rant but that is just wrong and I didn't use names but those who are in here know exactly who they are and I hope, for her sake, she takes my words into consideration.  No then I am by no means telling her to do as I say just to listen and keep an open mind.

                                          Thank you All for reading my Post.