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Class Discussions (the tale of the brave proglottid)
Mr. Pacifico, Grade IV mathematics teacher, is telling his students about the huge tapeworm that came out of his ass last weekend. He says that one can get tape worm when one eats improperly cooked meat and that it probably was the fiesta buffet he attended last month that gave him the tapeworm. Tapeworms can live in the human intestine for months, even years and all that time they just grow and grow and grow and he says that when it gets too big, it sometimes crawls out through ones mouth and nose during the night.
A clear symptom that one has contracted tapeworm is itchiness in the anus. He says that during nights several days last week he could not sleep because his anus is always itching and that due to constant scratching, his anus has become sore and red and painful. That fateful Saturday evening, while sitting at the toilet, Mr. Pacifico felt something ticklish coming out of his anus and gazing down into the toilet bowl, saw, just hanging above that brown lump of Mr. Pacifico poo, the upper end of the tapeworm, judging by the presence of its head. Quickly, sensing that this is his opportunity, he slowly pulled the tapeworm out of his anus. The tapeworm was, he estimated, about three feet in length. He threw it at the tiled floor of his comfort room and it just wriggled weakly there. He wiped his ass, picked up the tapeworm using a lot of toilet paper then went out and started a bonfire in his backyard. When the fire was big enough, he threw the tapeworm in and he says that he could hear the crackling noise that was the tapeworm being consumed by the fire.
After telling this to his students, he sees that there is still twenty minutes left before the end of the class and so to fill the time, he tells them what he did the next morning. The next morning, Sunday, which was yesterday, Mr. Pacifico felt so glad because it was the first time for several days that he was able to get a proper sleep, that he decided to go to the early morning mass instead of the six o clock evening mass which he usually attends. After church, he quickly went home and had a healthy breakfast of longganisa and fried rice. And then he played chess on his computer. Then he watched porn videos on his computer.
Mr. Pacifico says that the people in the porn movies that he saw have very big penises. One student asks, how big Sir? Oh, Mr. Pacifico replies, as big and as long as a flashlight and they would fuck the woman in the ass and the woman would make sounds like ooohh ahhh ooohhh ahhhh she would say harder harder harder and that because the woman is still not satisfied, they would then bring the pony in. He asks the girls if they know what a pony is. He says that the pony would fuck the woman in the ass. One student asks, does the woman get pregnant with pony babies? No, Mr. Pacifico replies, pony sperm and human egg do not mix because human beings and ponies are of different species so that it was okay because the woman would not get pregnant. And besides women only get pregnant if you fuck them in their vaginas. The bell rings and Mr. Pacificio gathers up his things into his bag and along with his students, walks out of the classroom while telling the children to be good boys and girls until their next meeting tomorrow.
Little does Mr. Pacifico know that tapeworms are also capable of an unusual kind of reproduction. A tapeworm has proglottids, meaning segments which are capable of surviving and then growing on its own. These proglottids have both male and female reproductive organs. When Mr. Pacifico pulled the tapeworm, as a last effort to survive, I separated myself from the tapeworm and so here I am and able to narrate this story, urging you dear reader, to please report this sick and disgusting man to the proper authorities. He currently lives in...
Feb 29, 2008
12:17am
karaangtawo.multiply.com
Mr. Pacifico, Grade IV mathematics teacher, is telling his students about the huge tapeworm that came out of his ass last weekend. He says that one can get tape worm when one eats improperly cooked meat and that it probably was the fiesta buffet he attended last month that gave him the tapeworm. Tapeworms can live in the human intestine for months, even years and all that time they just grow and grow and grow and he says that when it gets too big, it sometimes crawls out through ones mouth and nose during the night.
A clear symptom that one has contracted tapeworm is itchiness in the anus. He says that during nights several days last week he could not sleep because his anus is always itching and that due to constant scratching, his anus has become sore and red and painful. That fateful Saturday evening, while sitting at the toilet, Mr. Pacifico felt something ticklish coming out of his anus and gazing down into the toilet bowl, saw, just hanging above that brown lump of Mr. Pacifico poo, the upper end of the tapeworm, judging by the presence of its head. Quickly, sensing that this is his opportunity, he slowly pulled the tapeworm out of his anus. The tapeworm was, he estimated, about three feet in length. He threw it at the tiled floor of his comfort room and it just wriggled weakly there. He wiped his ass, picked up the tapeworm using a lot of toilet paper then went out and started a bonfire in his backyard. When the fire was big enough, he threw the tapeworm in and he says that he could hear the crackling noise that was the tapeworm being consumed by the fire.
After telling this to his students, he sees that there is still twenty minutes left before the end of the class and so to fill the time, he tells them what he did the next morning. The next morning, Sunday, which was yesterday, Mr. Pacifico felt so glad because it was the first time for several days that he was able to get a proper sleep, that he decided to go to the early morning mass instead of the six o clock evening mass which he usually attends. After church, he quickly went home and had a healthy breakfast of longganisa and fried rice. And then he played chess on his computer. Then he watched porn videos on his computer.
Mr. Pacifico says that the people in the porn movies that he saw have very big penises. One student asks, how big Sir? Oh, Mr. Pacifico replies, as big and as long as a flashlight and they would fuck the woman in the ass and the woman would make sounds like ooohh ahhh ooohhh ahhhh she would say harder harder harder and that because the woman is still not satisfied, they would then bring the pony in. He asks the girls if they know what a pony is. He says that the pony would fuck the woman in the ass. One student asks, does the woman get pregnant with pony babies? No, Mr. Pacifico replies, pony sperm and human egg do not mix because human beings and ponies are of different species so that it was okay because the woman would not get pregnant. And besides women only get pregnant if you fuck them in their vaginas. The bell rings and Mr. Pacificio gathers up his things into his bag and along with his students, walks out of the classroom while telling the children to be good boys and girls until their next meeting tomorrow.
Little does Mr. Pacifico know that tapeworms are also capable of an unusual kind of reproduction. A tapeworm has proglottids, meaning segments which are capable of surviving and then growing on its own. These proglottids have both male and female reproductive organs. When Mr. Pacifico pulled the tapeworm, as a last effort to survive, I separated myself from the tapeworm and so here I am and able to narrate this story, urging you dear reader, to please report this sick and disgusting man to the proper authorities. He currently lives in...
Feb 29, 2008
12:17am
karaangtawo.multiply.com
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