Shark @ MindSay

One of my friends flashflood , said post something new, well Carly there's nothing really much to talk about, I've got school ( I hate math), I have friends, a girlfriend, I work at school now, I just recently went on a retreat called Kairos (God's time) at our school and it is one of the most phenomonal experiences of my life, CKX for life!, other than that, umm, my mom is grounding me right now because I lost my keys at a friends house last saturday (18th) after going over there after work when I was told not too, then I fell asleep over there after I said I'd be home by 12, then I was woken up by Sean's mom at 1 and she said my parents are comin, then I got yelled at by them and almost didn't get to go on Kairos the next day, then i went on Kairos (again phenomonal experience) and came back on wednesday night, where our families and past Kaironians (we're weird like that, but yet awesome) came and celebrated us doing this retreat (complete surprise).  Then on thanksgiving sean called and said he found my keys, and I also went walking for 4-5 hours and everyone was flipping out because I purposely didn't take my cell phone because I wanted time alone to myself without anyone bothering me.  Then friday I woke up early for black friday for the sales, we didn't really get anything, by the time we got there all the good stuff was gone.  Later that day my friends Dan and Brett called from a place they were at saying they didn't have a ride and they were playing pool and me and my dad played a game and totally owned (my dad's a pool shark he worked at a pool hall when he was 13 and absolutely loves the game) so Dan and Brett had 1 ball left and missed it and it was my dad's turn and we had 5 balls left on the table and my dad sunk all of them and the eight ball and one from behind, sweet victory :).  Then on saturday was my girlfriend (Jayme) and I's 1 month anniversary, since I'm grounded I couldn't do anything, so I have a surprise for her on monday, and she was over at her friends house yesterday and we talked for a while on the phone and then were txt messaging till about 2 in the morning then they left me all these weird voicemails in the morning including a recording of "Hey Ya" from Outkast, which was cute, cuz she knows I like that song, then I talked to her again this morning, doin' some laundry, and now have to do math homework.  I hope this was satisfactory Carly, we need to talk I've been trying to call you and I've been txt messaging you but you won't respond, CALL ME BACK SOMETIME EH!!! :P

   My sister Lois, and her entire family arrived over here Thursday night so we have been so busy with them and playing with her 5 grandchildren, we haven't had time to blog, but here is a quick update.

   This is their motel.

 

They were on the 25th floor. I got a little dizzy when I walked out on their balcony. I took this picture of the pier behind their motel from the balcony of their room.

 

It doesn't look very long from this height but this is the longest pier on the east coast. Friday night, we walked to the end of it and saw a guy catch a huge shark. I don't know exactly how long it was but it was at least 5 feet; maybe 8 feet. I didn't have my camera with me to take a picture dog-gone it. Last night we took the kids out there to fish and they caught 3 fish called "croakers". They made a noise that sounded like a frog.

   We also found out some very exciting news, but I can't report it yet. Here is a picture of the full moon over the ocean.

Jumping the shark (from urbandictionary.com) : a term to describe a moment when somethin that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity. Origin of this phrase comes from a Happy Days episode where the Fonz jumped a shark on waterskis. Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show.

So I decided in bed last night as I was trying to sleep that it might be a entertaining idea to use this term to identify when I knew relationships or flings had 'jumped the shark'. To protect the unfortunate,  I'm not going to identify who I'm speaking about but I'm sure some of them will prove to be nostalgic and hilarious for Brandybear.  I hope it will inspire others to do one to compare our mistakes, misfortunes, and miscommunications with the opposite sex.  Or perhaps it will cement how shallow I am.

Anyway, without further ado (these are all different people):

- when he picked me up for a "small drive" and I ended up in Flin Flon ( four hours away ).  We almost hit a moose. It was supposed to be romantic?

- when i refused to sleep with him, he pulled "it" out and began touching himself, telling me he wanted to worship me as his goddess. I called a cab, and he asked for a hug before I left, and as disgusted as I was, I obliged. That's when he attempted to pull me onto his exposed lap and rub me against him.  I have never run so fast!

- when we were lying in bed for the first time, he took a stuffed animal and started making a voice for it.  Cute, right?  Until he took another and had a ten minute dialogue with them, in increasingly higher pitched voices and completely ignoring me

- when he gave me an absolutely atrocious clock.  I wish I could describe it.  It was the biggest eyesore I have ever seen, and I truly believe he gave it to me as a gift only because he could not take having it in his possession anymore.  And I was too nice to throw it away so it stayed in the closet forever.  It's probably still somewhere in Princeton Towers Suite 815..

- after bragging about his mint condition classic camero that was supposedly parked in his garage for weeks, we drove to his house and parked his parent's van in the garage, beside an old rusted out truck.  "Where's your camero?" I asked casually.  "My Camero? Oh, yeah, uh, um, it's in Winnipeg right now, getting fixed!"  I raised an eyebrow; "Couldn't you order the parts?  You *are* in Power Mechanics."  He looked down and said "No.  The parts are really rare so only this guy I know in Winnipeg can do it.  He's doing it for free.  He's a buddy."  Riiiight.  But I give him credit for being the most confident, unabashed liar this country has ever known.

- When he showed me his European porn collection. 

- When he said that Rufus Wainright's version of Hallelujah was wayy better than Jeff Buckley's version. WTF?

- when he got his girlfriend pregnant.

- when i bled all over his shirt (through my nose) in the dark

- when he bit my lip and it swelled to three times it's size and I had to go to the emergency room, and later explain the incident in a staff meeting at work (thanks dani!!)

- when i realized he sounded really eerily like Richard Ramirez (the serial killer), and also, when I realized he was 34 and acted younger than me (18 at the time)

Okay, I'll think of more. But that's it for now. I'm drawing a blank.

Also, stealing from the Salvation Army is very, very bad karma.

Oh! Oh! Oh!  This is what I've been working on for the past few days! It'll be going up above my bed, pictures to follow when it does.

god today has been the freeking longest day of my life...Ive been up since 10...then we left at like 11:30 and we just got home at 10...

 

so all the bills and everything are paid off...got a new waste paper basket fer my desk koz I hate getting up going over to my garbage kan to throw shit out...its purple hehe I was gonna get a Spongebob one but it was like 20 bucks so I was like fuck it haha and I also got new undies...fuckin finally god damm I think Im gonna go get more

 

we went into BB tonight...I got the new AOF/Moneen split cd and I finally got Shark Tale WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Im so watching that tonight...I was gonna get the 3rd coal chamber cd to finish off my kollektion but I'll get it another time I suppose...I swear BB sucks ass when it komes to cds...but what kan ya do I guess

 

so we also went grocery shopping too...I got egg nog hehe its yummie...I also got 2 bottles of black cherrie pop and a bottle of pommegrante juice which so rocks...we also got a kake and 4 kup kakes fer tomorrow night

 

anyway...OMG we went into Shoppers earlier and I got this chokolate thats filled with razberrie like juice stuff and holy fuck its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!! I wanna get more haha

 

also went into Toys R Us koz I was looking fer a new teddie but I kouldnt find one...it sucks ass dammit koz I need a new one now that I kant find Twiggy...*pouts* maybe I'll get that one off eBay...I dunno...

 

*yawns and takes a sip of my juice* I wanna open my prezents now dammit...ugh freeking waiting...I hate it...

 

well I dunno wtf else to say so Im gonna go...